ITT: "classic" games that are actually complete shit
ITT: "classic" games that are actually complete shit
Henry Cooper
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Mason Reed
Super Mario 64
Easton Nelson
it's a decent game. Very exceptional considering what was available for the GB at launch and the few years following
Sebastian Cook
Got that for my like 8th birthday. I fucking hate it. There's even a stupid submarine with a gun part
Aiden Sanchez
Metroid series, Star fox series. Mario in general. Sonic. Not sure if Half Life is a "classic" game but Half life and Half life 2 are the worse monotnous ass shit ever. unsatisfying cunt shit
Tyler Harris
>Metroid series
wrong
>Star fox series
64 is the goat
>Half life 1
wrong
Leo Davis
Majora's Mask
David Russell
Altered Beast.
James Jenkins
It's not shit, but I really don't like this game.
Brandon Cox
LoZ Ocarina of Time
Adrian Nelson
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Lincoln Williams
who said it was classic? Has notoriety for being one of the first multiplayer games.
Jason Flores
Man I loved this game.
Michael Jenkins
Every single Sonic game ever made ever
Justin Lewis
youtube.com
Still get misty remembering the first time I got there
Daniel Anderson
Play it again. It's objectively bad.
Noah Young
Land is a decent early Game Boy title and was revolutionary in so many ways.
Though not completely shit and not the worst Super Mario Bros game, World is one of the weaker Mario titles and one of the most overrated games of all time.
John Ward
care to elaborate?
Matthew Sanchez
But user! Sonic CD is a great game with an amazing OST!
Isaiah Russell
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Eli Allen
>t. modern game """journalist"""
Aaron Kelly
pic unrelated
most people don't like this game actually other than nostalgia value
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Jason Jones
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Ryan Jones
>made by the hack gunpei yokoi with no involvement from miyamoto (and it shows)
>screen is too small and character is too big because of the GB's screens, so level design suffers
>superball powerup is a horrible facsimile of the fire flower for no reason
>extremely awful physics and collision
super mario land honestly feels like a chinese bootleg of mario
it handles like shit, the levels are shit, and people didn't care because IT'S 1989 AND MARIO IS IN MY POCKET FUUUUUCK
the only cool parts were the sub/plane
Colton Rivera
>mad cos bad
Ryan Hill
why even bother replying to me
Kayden Murphy
>Brother and I play Ice Climbers
>"We won't go up until both of us are at the same floor"
>"Okay"
>Somebody inevitably jumps and kill the other player
>Killing the other player during bonus stages
>Taking advantage of the moving platforms to kill the other guy
I bet playing this while drunk is more dangerous than Mario Party
Colton Thompson
Just imagine a modern take of it in VR
Jason Scott
Pong?
Jacob Scott
the hitbox is the shell. just because the sprite overlaps and doesn't contact it on the edges doesn't mean the hit detection is bad. In this case it'd be impossible or more difficult to jump on top of it
fireballs can't collect coins
SML2 is worse with "the sprite is too big and the resolution is too small". There's never a time where the game is cheap or the player is unable to react because of it
Leo Lee
to inform you that you are bad and therefore it had made you mad