BLOODY BOOBS

Forget Haydee, why aren't you playing Steams greatest game right now?
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Played it. Its terrible. But it has great ass physics.

any fucking?

Great-ass physics or great ass-physics?

great ass-physics.
No. but the enemies have giant wolf dongs.

>wolf dongs

>PC exclusives

Just like Senran Kagura.

No. Senran is a great DW clone. This is a terrible game.

>Senran is a great DW clone. This is a terrible game.
Why would you say it's a terrible game twice?

At least Haydee had the promise of challenging Metroidvania gameplay to go along with the THICC. Whether or not it delivered, it at least promised it.

This pretty much says up-front that it has nothing going for it that you couldn't find on the front page of a Bethesda game mod nexus. Who do they actually expect to sucker in with this trailer?

>Haydee
I'd still rather Haydee than this to be quite honest.
Haydee's difficulty is weird in that it controls like shit and the major portion of challenge stems from said shit controls and the fact you sway like mad on Hard mode while aiming.
It was fun as hell though.
>On edge in the Black zone, really don't like it here
>Switch the Plugs around
>Hear a hatch open behind me and two pinprick feet hit the mesh walkway
>As I turn around, hear another set of pinprick feet hit the mesh walkway, behind me
>Swap to SMG and run out of ammo.png

engine looks like shit. Not worth playing.

>Forget Haydee
People already did

haydee is proof that no amount of shilling and forced memeing can trick people into thinking your game is good

webm the ass physics

>Sup Forums falls for it yet AGAIN

Saved you all $2-3

Already submitted my refund request.

The player creates a woman by choosing:

Name
One of two faces
One of 5 skin colors (white to black, nothing fancy)
One of 4 bust sizes (From real life busty to porn star)
One of a few hair styles
BDSM outfit or Bikini
Hair Color

No ass option.

The character spawns in one of four wings of a temple like area (prison, column, sewer, cistern) built from unity/unreal assets. They can run around but not jump and the only action is to flip the bird. In each wing is a stone idol that looks like a dildo the player has to pray to. In the way are a reject half life enemy and a werewolf. They're easy to navigate around and don't run as fast as the character. Allowing the heart to drop to 0 gives a game over screen. After praying to the four idols a portal opens up and walking into it displays

doing god's work

thank goodness for that. hopefully the same thing happens to Bombergirl.

Also there's several filters over the gameplay that make it almost impossible to see everything. They can be turned off.

>they actually bought it

Why?
>Bloody.Boobs-PLAZA

So are there any actually good co-op or 1vmany horror games?

>Haydee's difficulty is weird in that it controls like shit and the major portion of challenge stems from said shit controls
It reminded me a lot of old cinematic platformers. Except, instead of getting rewarded with fantastic visuals and exceptionally good animations, you had a big fat ass shoved right in your face for the entire game. A true modernization of a classic genre.

Character creator looks legit!

>ALL VIDEO GAMES ARE SEXIST AND RACIST
>OKAY WE KEEP USING THE SAME EXAMPLES EVERY TIME BUT THEY'RE ALL BAD OKAY
>Look at this shit that is clearly a parody but we're gonna be upset about it anyway because we have no ability to think critically!

You know what always amuses me? The shit about chainmail bikinis getting thrown around. I've been playing video games since the fucking Atari and apart from modding the fucking shit out of Skyrim I've never seen these supposed sexy armors. I guess like the odd RPG like Champions of Norath had that kind of stuff very rarely, but I've never seen it "omg everywhereee" like it gets claimed.

No one in the thread said anything relevant to what you just posted.

>porn but not porn games
video game click bait

>That shity video

>"I've been here before, I know the way."
>"YOU KNOW NOTHING"

>a game that is arcade exclusive
>a game that will never come west
God anti weebs are insane

Don't care faggot. I decide the conversation topic, and you follow.

>largest bust size is mediocre
lol, game isn't even good at what it tries to do

> all of those triggered neogaffers

Pics?

just take a look at the comments

what happened to this anyways

THICC

One Google later..
kicktraq.com/projects/cakemachinegames/project-sen/
>Funding Unsuccessful
>Funded: $25,186 of $80,000
>Dates: Nov 6th -> Dec 6th (30 days)

TECHNOLOGY

More and more games are doing this these days. Good times are ahead.