S.T.A.R.S

S.T.A.R.S

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Jill > every other RE protagonist.

>barbossa from pirates of the caribbean behind her

To bad she fell for the clean eating vegan meme. Those tits are going to wither away.

Shut your mouth right now.

>I always claimed that because I was from a farm in Saskatchewan where I grew up eating lots of redmeat, bread, corn and starchy foods like potatoes that I could never eat any differently, that it was in my blood and I couldn't live without it. Well I am on day 28 of my 30 days to healthy living challenge. Where I cut out gluten, soy, dairy, processed sugar, corn, coffee, alcohol and complementing my diet with healthy wholesome vegan supplements. And guess what? I've never felt better. I already lost 7 pounds (without trying..whaaat!), I have lots of energy, and I'm happier! I've learned you truly are what you eat. This program has shaped how I want to eat for the rest of my life. And I want to offer you, if you're sick and tired of being sick and tired like I was... join me! Let's commit to eating clean and spend our time and money on health and vitality now, not fixing illness later.

I can overlook some flaws, user. Lord knows I'm not perfect myself.

Tennis ball in a tubesock titties.

hottent tranny ever

I don't disagree.

A Saskatchewan girl? Good stock

>meh

>mfw

I. CAN. OVERLOOK. FLAWS.
Jill Valentine was my first fap, and the closet thing i have to a fictional "waifu". The nostalgia attraction is strong

>I ate a diet based around being malnourished
>I lost weight
WOW!

Post your loadouts.

A moment of silence

I'd give her STARS. ;)


She looks so much better and like her game version of Jill in this picture than in a lot of others...

No, she's just vegan now! it's still good, it's still good!

>Jill will never look like this again in future titles

I actually fired a Beretta 92fs for the first time the other day, a.k.a. the Samurai Edge. Had a bit of an autist moment.

>a.k.a. the Samurai Edge

Are you telling me that? I own the Beretta in the pic.

But congrats. The Beretta 92 is my favorite handgun, if that wasn't obvious.

Not you, just people who might otherwise ask and getting it out of the way.
I always wondered if Barry's was a Beretta 96 though.

Because Barry is a big boy, and big boys need big bullets

>I always wondered if Barry's was a Beretta 96 though.
Yes.

>.40 Short and Weak
>Big bullets

Kek

>tfw you will never hold Sue Lightning close to your chest and hear her whimper into it as you stroke her tiny dick

I kind of want one, since Barry's the shit.
I know the .40 is a shitty round

What tits?

What would I have to do to get a Beretta like that one? Also, it fires 9mm rounds, right?

>tfw no giant FUCK YOU revolver

Where's the rest?

after the IP

Yeah, Beretta 92fs is a 9 to pull out in the welfare line.
Here's one you may like

Well how did you get yours to look just like Jill's?

Not mine, I was just answering your question.

I hear these are stupid expensive. Any clones?

toy glock
toy M911
toy revolver

Yes, it's a 9mm.
If you want to build a Beretta like mine, you'll have to have to spend quite a bit of money. Around $1500-$2000.

I made a little YouTube video that goes into the specifics of what's done to it. You can watch that. Mind my autism, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=4vZ2nmw5BzQ

If you have any questions after that, let me know.

Not chambered in the 500 round, to my knowledge. Some cheaper .357's and .44's by Ruger if that's your thing.

>see nemesis
>close door and turn around
I don't like where this is going...

Damn, not nearly the same :(

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Redhawk's a good gun, stranger, nothing to sneeze at.

STEP ASIDE, COLT ANACONDA COMING THROUGH

Shame they're out of production, I'd love at least a Python.

Almost forgot this was a Jill appreciation thread. Personally, I've always loved the look from Lost in Nightmares.
Jill with a hat > Without a hat.

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Jill with a Beret > Jill with a Baseball Cap

Where would one purchase either? Is there an ebay for guns?

gunbroker
armslist

gunporn intensifies
That's no contest.

Won't argue with that.

>$1500 to $2000
Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait a while to get that.

Barry "I'll kill you later" Burton is the best

As a Canadafag, I'm out of luck for the most part. I have to satisfy my shotgun fetish instead.
Too bad the Remington 870 expresses (the RE1 shotgun) are garbage these days.

>I'm gonna have to wait a while
Not just for the money, either.
All of the custom stuff took a long fucking time to get. The bar-sto barrels only come in 1 or 2 batches a year. The grips can take anywhere from 3 months to the better part of a year (probably a lot quicker now, he was booked up due to working on the resident evil movie at the time), and the slide engraving took a couple months to arrange.

So yeah. From start to finish I'd say this build took me a year and some months to finish.

Barry is the best supporting character, he wasn't playable until Revelations 2. (not counting Gaiden, obviously)
The Merchant is the best one-off side character, but the best villain is quite a debate.

>using knife
>ever

CVX knife is busted as fuck, my man.

Hmmm. Best villain, eh?

I'm sure most would say Wesker, and I would have agreed with them initially. But his character in 5 sort of ruined that for me. The best villain in recent memory is obviously Jack Baker, though. I think we can at least agree on that.

I actually loved RE5 Wesker, simply because DC Douglas hammed it up in the best possible way. I'd say Wesker, Nemesis if you count him, Alfred Ashford, Salazar, and the Bakers (mostly Jack and Marguerite) are my favorites, but picking a best is tough.

His entire character from REV2 is so god damn good that I can't place him anywhere but number one. And best Villain is most likely Wesker.

>Jack
Wouldn't call him the best, but he's up there that for sure.

Not going to hear an argument from me, Barry kickss ass. he's who i aspire to be when I get my shit sorted out.

I loved Douglas voicing him, too. However from all the games before, Wesker seemed like the calm, collected guy who was always 50 steps ahead of everyone else. To have his ultimate plan boil down to "complete global saturation" was such a boner killer for me.

>Kicks*

I agree.

This version of Wesker was more appropriate for his 5 character.

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I mean she is right in that eating healthy will give you more energy, make you feel better and make you happier.

I used to eat lots of fast food and pizza, and I was always lethargic and kind of depressed. A couple months ago I started eating more fish, having a salad every day, and completely cut fast food out of my diet. I've lost a bit of weight, sure, but I feel fucking great. I get up earlier and feel more well rested when I wake up, I don't feel tired in the middle of the afternoon, and I'm generally in a better mood. I also don't get angry at video games, which is kind of crazy. Eating right can make a huge difference in the way you feel.

I aspire to fuck your aspired daughter

She gave me such a silent hill vibe when I first played her.

I dunno, I'll have to check you out, take you to the gun range and see how you fair.

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Are we doing guns now? Here's my 92fs. I was going to Samurai Edge it but I decided taking a $500 gun and making it look like a toy would be kind of stupid.

>jiggle physics

There is a God.

I'm thinking of getting a 96 and getting a compensator, to make mine look subtly like Barry's Samurai Edge.
>mfw i saw the jiggle physics.
I was confused how I felt about it.

Ouch.

I guess I don't think the Samurai Edge looks like a toy, but to each their own. Most people I shoot with just think it's a cool looking modded 92. Which it is.

100% it's because I know it's from a video game so I feel like it looks like a toy

I think it's cool

Don't mind me, just being the best addition to REmake

That sounds fun as fuck, dad.

I guess I get that. But Resident Evil is largely what got me into guns as a kid. So I had to do it.

Thanks.

I honestly want one to add to my Resident Evil themed gun collection.


Ignore the old timestamp.

>you will never be frisked by Jill

tfw got free couch from redneck neighbors. When loading into house, loaded Derringer fell out. When we moved it to a different area later that year some 9mm clip fell out. Best neighbors.

No Red 9... dropped

Damn dude that's a seriously beautiful gun. I've always been a big fan of the 92fs but yours is a god damn work of art. Seriously jelly.

I'm ashamed.

I really want one, but I'm not in a good position to buy one and probably won't be for a while.

Hey, thanks.

Why not just buy one, only costs around $1000

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That seems slightly impractical given the situation.

>heels

Fucking ruined

Theres something so fucking hot about playing a horror game like this, like an added layer of vulnerability but at the same time more sexy too, to kinda dispel the horror a bit, Fatal Frame devs have it right with their nightgowns and skimpy outfits

Even hotter when despite being nude and vulnerable shes capable and armed

Hnnngg

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Dont knock it till you try it~

HEY CHRIS

RE started my interest in guns, but it was the Tremors movies that really got me into them. Burt is still the guy I hope to be some day.

Please user, this is a worksafe board

It may not be giant, but a .357 Magnum is a real FUCK YOU round regardless of how big the gun it's coming out of is.

It's a Ruger SP101, if anyone is wondering. 3 inch variant, which apparently is kind of hard to come by. I absolutely love this gun.