Big Boss is trying to kill you, the last character you played is protecting you

Big Boss is trying to kill you, the last character you played is protecting you

How fucked are you?

well...fuck

Distract him with The Phantom Peen.

>Nier
I might have a chance but I'm probably not gonna make it.

i'll be ok

Big Boss

My advice is to trust no one

im seriously in doubt on who would win this fight

I wonder how this'll turn out.

>venom snake

>Titanfall 2
Well, I've got a big mech on my side so I'm completely and utterly screwed

The hunter fucking wastes him on sight.

>Literally Big Boss but better
Reminder that Solid Snake overpowered Venom with rocket launchers and machine guns, while Big Boss was overpowered by him using a lighter and hairspray

I never asked for this.

I fair match I think

The Hunter is literally immortal so my money is on that.

>the game where guns are just glorified parry daggers
>boss is a master at parrying due to CQC
All he has to do is stay about 10 meters away.

Kek

im good

>my Metal Gear Online character

He would just fulton her and make her join Outer Heaven and kill my ass.

Alright, Boss.

Let's see who runs out of breath first.

oh vittu

would like to see this

It is Big Boss, since I'm playing Peace Walker.

Now what?

>Monk 53 in FFXIV vs. a master of CQC

I might actually still be fucked. Big Boss doesn't have cooldowns.

Guess this is The Boss's first failure

I was just playing Phantom Pain lol. So Boss vs Boss?

>Based Mad Dog protecting me
>Will kill me afterwards anyway

Totally worth it.

No, you're playing as the medic from Ground Zeroes, aka Venom Snake

Ayyy

>SM Trainer with Muk-A, Lurantis, Wishiwashi, Silvally, Sandslash-A, and Decidueye in party

Hm
Well
Maybe? I'm kinda doubting it though

I think I might be okay

Yes, though technically it's naked vs venom but big boss as a legend is the combination of both.

Huh...

They both do the fusion dance and turn into pic related.

Well... Fuck

>Lv2 New Vegas character who can't be called specc'd for anything yet
>Metal Armor
>Caravan Shotgun
>16 Unarmed
I'm fucked.

Good fucking luck

>runescape character

If I were going to watch JoJo where should I start?

Ethan can reattach limbs by just dousing the wound with oil. Think I'm good.

He pretty much looks like a standard mook
R.i.P

Master furry swordsman with magic, the ability to freeze time, has super fast reflexes, multiple magic swords, and a magic book that lets him see the future vs cqc expert who got his shit stomped by a guy with hairspray and a lighter...

Reynardo wins. Afterwards we will yiff.

Richter Belmont
I think I'll be ok senpai.

Michael DeSanta.
I'm fucked and we're both dead.

Furfag.

I think beginning (Part One) would always be the best, if not that, then Part Two.

I'm pretty sure Boss from Saints Row 2 can deal with him

Venom was also much younger, with only his face seeming old. He still had the body of a younger man when he faced snake, where as the real big boss was 64 years old when Zanzibarland happened.

Part 3 if you only care about Stands
Part 1 if you're not a faggot

See

>splash him with water and whip him
You do know big boss has a winning track record in sauna fights, don't you?

wow. This is unfair

I am indeed not a faggot so I will start from part 1.
Thank you anonymouses.

I mean, the dude punched the moon out of orbit, so all he really needs to do is get his hands on Boss.

Aren't most of us secretly furry?

Im pretty sure a pilot would give big boss a run for his money

>inb4 Sup Forumsfaggots post shit illogical counter arguments laced with "heh cuck lmaooo xDDD"

But PW Big Boss is OP Big Boss, Venom isn't involved in any way.

Who will out-stealth who?

Corvo from Dishonored 2, if that makes a difference.

Big Boss is already a demon though. He'll melt at the contact of the cross boomerang, holy water, or cross tipped vampire killer whip. Plus, it's not really a whip, more of a flail for Richter. Richter also has the ability to run at super human speeds, meaning he could bum rush snake.

Technically: Vergil, Chris Redfield and Captain America.
But if I gotta choose one it's fucking Vergil.

This would be interesting

Is that what you tell yourself at night to justify your degeneracy you disgusting furfaggot?

KQ touches the door handle to the room you're in
GG

>Noire from hyper devotion

I guess im fine

>get his hands on Boss
easier said than done

It makes a big difference, dishonored 1 corvo kept his mouth shut instead of performing soliloquies.

Considering Boss has beat people with similar powers before, he could win.
Could go either way

>dies in like one shot
manny this is fucking bullshit your skin is just like everyone else's

...

Nah he was older than Big Boss. It's on the ID that Ocelot gives to Big Boss.

Venom: 1932
BB: 1935

Venom was 63 during Operation Intrude N312.

I wonder how Venom would fair against a Hunting Shotgun alt-fire blast

Hella fucked

Depending on difficulty probably get put at 2/3-1/2 health and knocked on his ass

I'm really not sure about this. Leon would just assault Big Boss with banter.

Booted in Splinter Cell trilogy this morning to try for a trophy.
This should be interesting.

Soldier:76
We all go out to a pub, Big boss chalenges me to drinking.
We all have a good time, but they don't have any cash.
Big boss murdered my wallet.

wat is this gay shit

I was just about to say Death battle did that. It was Solid Snake though.

Smalltime?

I think we've got a puncher's chance.

Because Death Battle is a reliable source right? My only answer to that is Sam is a professional spy and grounded in actual espionage and Snake is METAL....GEAR?

Snake would stomp him. Snake is basically batman, super strength/durability and all. Sam is just a really good field agent who would be going up against a low power super hero.

the beginning you fucking cuck

It's hella gay you retro zone shaka bra, wowzers

I got nothing to worry about.

Damn, your right. Then fuck MGS V, nothing makes sense in that shit show of a game. My explanation would have made a whole lot more sense, but then Hideo had to go and make it 10x more convoluted, as usual.

This is going to be interesting

no

Snake has been a soldier longer than Sam has been alive

Snake could kill batman. He already killed the fear, which is like fighting fucking predator.

She possesses Big Boss's one weakness:

Small hitboxes

Your left hand comes off?

>blaze from AC5

GG no re

Solid would have still beat venom even if he didn't have any weapons. Solid Snake makes the impossible possible. His plot armor is much stronger than Big Boss and Venom.

Does Big Boss want to kill me personally, or is he just going to call down MSF/Mother Base/Outer Heaven to rain fire on my ass?

That's a depressing thought.

Fuck you weebs

But Big Boss is the last character I played as.

my level 1 breton in morrowind...... fuck