Randy/Battleborn thread?

Can we get this thread to have more posters than battleborn has players?

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>2 posters
mission accomplished

>Players in the last 2 weeks: 21,649
>250 posts before nobump
You're hilarious, dumbass.

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>"nobump"

do you think he wakes up in the middle of the night and regrets posting this kind of shit on twitter? I know I would.

Oh Randy, you poor soul

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he's so far gone he doesn't even feel it. these tweets themselves are only a reflex, like an ant moving after being smooshed. he got smooshed by Overwatch, and he knows that if he stops wriggling, he dies for good.

I dont think so, a man that has the kind of wife he does doesnt know the meaning of shame

>y u do dis

Goddamn, this guy is like that freaky couple that kept the fetus and dressed her in Snow White clothes.

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He's the western version of Keiji Inafune

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That's actually pretty funny

>These threads are either made by Randy himself because it's the only place he gets attention or Redditors who make threads circlejerking the same 10 images

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I want to blank Orendi

>Married a Whale
>Has a Fedora for a son

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Don't even like Pitchford but that's a pretty good response.

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That's really sad

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Hands down the saddest thing I've ever seen come out of that dumb bastard. I would almost feel pity if I didn't remember all the shit Gearbox pulled.

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>playing 3DS in public with his hambeast wife and fedora son

Just when I thought he couldn't get worse.

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Those are Nvidia shields.

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Its like watching a documentary on Treblinka

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This looks like fucking ass.

The movement, the effects, the goddamn UI it's all so noisy... so glaring.

I do like colorful games but this is just plain ugly.

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And here I thought Overwatch is a cluttered mess of special effects. Why do """e-sport""" shooters do this now? What is there to gain by blocking 90% of your screen with flashy colors?

this is sad. maybe we should buy the game and play with these losers

What a pathetic man.

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Even the text font is irritating for fuck's sake

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Randy could've done so much better than her. Why?

someone post the shit about randy making a new account to create a battleborn porn subreddit then posting about how he discovered it on twitter.

>3 million

i play with the same people everytime i'm on xbone

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Sad!

she was the one with the money to sustain Randy's work

500 you nigger

Tell me about Randy.

Why is his twitter handle "DuvalMagic"?

Current stats are at 217 people playing. So we are about 10% there.

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Orendi is the only Battleborn character I would fug tbqphatt

Also footjobs

Remember that span of time after Modern Warfare where every game wanted to be Call of Duty, and their was an influx of grey and brown shooters that many people complained for being ugly and uninteresting.

Well they took that complaint to heart and thought that people wanted the other extreme.

This is the best one

Nice try, Randy.

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Shouldnt be too hard

What... is happening in these webms? Those arrow impacts look like they carry no weight at all. I can't imagine the sound is too good. And that UI is offensive to my very soul, I can't tell what's ui and what's part of the action at times.

>adding Wu to your game
>wonder why no one plays it

My guess would be that they want to reach the Asian market just like Overwatch.

See Half-Life 2's campaign for a Japanese arcade.

youtube.com/watch?v=jyIZUTr874Q

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Did you that January 2nd is the day that the Earth is closest to the Sun in orbit?

Also fuck scientism

This is what people who don't play videogames see when they watch people play videogames.

What the fuck is that floor tile

>xbone

Maybe that's why

it almost says piss

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based

So guys, what IS Battleborn?

No one likes a bigot, SciencePorn.

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Thanks Mike Nelson. I hate the black science man more than any other celebrity.

>inwards AND outwards toilet paper

kek

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He looks like he's about to break down

I bet he was, that was the same day OW won game of the year

Someone post the "I just found battleborn rule34 on reddit" one.

>Buy Battleborn frm Amazon [?]
idk why but this really made me laugh. like even the ads are questioning why someone would buy battleborn.

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On the dance floor?

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Well congratulations, your spell is so strong you blocked the whole world from playing your game. YOU'RE A WIZARD RANDY

I still don't understand how they managed to fuck up the designs so much. I mean, Borderlands had some decent characters, nothing spectacular but still nice with some cute girls.

desu i actually had fun when i played the beta, but it was so fucking clunky and stuttery and just overall awkward to play that i couldn't justify a purchase. if it would have been smoother and more polished i would have bought it.

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This guy is the total package

Man this kinda makes me feel sad for that retard. Overwatch killed all their Hype and bad marketing did the rest. Poor fella still gives a fuck even if there are only 5 (lmao) people playing his trash game. Suicide when?

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hello fellow Sup Forumsirgins! nice Battleborn thread, it's always cool to see people talking about this underrated gem.

did you know it sees upwards of THOUSANDs of players everyday? it may be under-appreciated, but you can always find a game to join! you guys should check out Battleborn, i reckon you'd like it!

>ya my bad 7 people

>Suicide when?
Randy is so cursed that if he commits suicide Gabe would die the next day and steal all the attention