/switch hate general/

>switch
>throw it in le garbage

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>Inciting console / flame wars

good luck with this thread, buddy

>pretending mods actually do their jobs

>2017
>buying a glorified tablet
I hope you guys aren't doing this.

they seem pretty trigger happy tonight

>$360 paywall to play Marios
Nintendo just go 3rd party already.

Can someone give me a rundown on the Switch specs?

Wew, it's a tablet.

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> $360 paywall for Mario
> $360 paywall for Bloodborne
> $360 paywall for Halo

How is this different from all the other Switch hate thread?

Link it.

I've been playing Disgaea on PC again and i remember how much i liked it on PS2, then i remembered how much more i liked it on PSP. Now i'm warming up to the idea of buying a Switch just so i can do the grindan on th go.

>Nobody replies to your shitty pen jillette image
>LOL BETTER MAKE A FULL THREAD

Bloodborne + other sony exclusives + console exclusives + multis

>300 paywall for pc
WINNER
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But seriously, pic related.

>portable memes
Please end youre life.
The only way portables work is if you travel 3 hours in a metro or similar to your job/college.

>6 gorillion paywall for mine sweeper

You mean for emulators and witcher at 30 fps? cause that video shows witcher at 30 fps, BF1 and other game I forgot.
also since it has a 1050, you can probably emulate low level shit too.

BadSouls and BadZelda and BadBadHalo and BadIco and RosterUpdate Soccer and RosterUpdate Football and AssCreed 1: 15

Wow I'm fucking hooked 15 years ago

>Creating bubbles just to shit on a console instead of having an actual meaningful thread

Ya'll really that desperate to let people know you don't like the switch?

>posting le pony trashman.

Everybody here is bored as fuck cause no new games, man.
I am taking a break from my games right now after playing most of the day yesterday and the day before.

>Ya'll
wew

>obsolete hardware at a premium price

Nothing new for nintendo.

This, I just want to play Bloodborne but I'd have to buy a PS4 just to do it.
NOT worth it.
I already have all the muilti-plats that I'd ever want from that console, so basicly I'd only be buying for Bloodborne.
But I can't even use the controller I want to use to play it.
Why haven't consoles allowed for cross console controller play?
The console that does that would get the most people switching to it.
Do they have an agreement to not do this?

How do you charge the joy cons while you're playing a game?

You don't without the charging grip, but they allegedly have a 20h battery life so you just slip them on the docked Switch at the end of the night

here are my main problems with the switch. Consider that these things are all the things that fanboys have said about nintendo, and my rebuttals:

>"we're not just making watered down consoles, we're original!"
>they're just making a watered down tablet instead

>"we're not greedy! we care about video games, not money"
>proceeds to crap out amiibos, 60 dollar games, pay2play online for peer2peer servers, and 50 dollars of DLC per game

>"the switch doesn't have a browser because it's gonna be for playing video games! it's not a netflix machine!"
>proceeds to release garbage movie games like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade

I'm sorry, but why should I take the Switch seriously, when I don't even tolerate this when the other consoles do it?

>pcucks are so deprived of games that they spend their time talking shit about Nintendo on an anonymous chinese motion cartoon board

does the console have to be on for it to charge?

could I get a quick rundown of this guy?

what a bad bait

Almost had me for a moment, Doug "ACfag" Harris, but the last bullet point was way too obvious.
But feel free to derail this garbo thread, that's the least you can do right.

>justifying being a dick because no one will get you in trouble for it

OP hate thread? What do you hate about the OP?

He's clearly a faggot.

overpriced tablet with WEAK launch

before you call it bait, perhaps you can explain your reasoning?

I would be extremely surprised if it does

let me give you a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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>proceeds to release garbage movie games like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade
After making that statement you are either retarded or trolling.
If you want to be retarded that's fine.
Choose.

Nope, sorry. Why should I, Doug?

>the call that saved the Wii U

>After making that statement you are either retarded or trolling.
please, tell me why I should tolerate any game with any semblance of story beyond what's absolutely necessary, especially when certain companies have been actively trying to turn this medium into cinematics and hollywood shenanigans.

Nobody cares about you and your needs.

>Acfag

Oh, you'll care one day when sony makes a sequel to The Last of Us and Knack (due to the lowering of standards and hollywood getting its foot in the door) and proudly announces them as launch titles for their new console.

Oh wait, they already did that.

Why do we need a general for this when literally any nintendo thread turns into a shitposting fuckfest?

bruh I just wanna play a new Animal Crossing

>they're just making a watered down tablet instead
Actually, it's pretty much near top of the line as a tablet and handheld. The Tegra X1 is still up there. And I expect this one is basically a 16nm die shrink with a couple of those VR features from Pascal. I mean, you can complain as a home console it's weak. But the majority of core gamers complain about mobile games too and that shit ain't going away as much as guys cry and bitch about it. Games unchained from your television is the future. Just like regular people evolved from beepers, PC's, Polaroids, etc. Power doesn't matter when a system is intrinsically compelling through sheer convenience. The market has proved this over and over.

I still don't care, because I don't bitch about games I'm not interested in.

It has a nice subject line and if you don't like it you can filter it out.

i hardly call it bitching when marketers want to constantly push this system onto me.

Nobody cares what you call it, Doug.

>EVERYONE LOOK
>LOOK AT HOW MUCH I DON'T LIKE THIS THING
Great thread guy

They why market the Switch here?

Why market anything if Doug "ACfag" Harris specifically doesn't like it?

That doesnt answer my question.

it's literally what the wii u gamepad should have been