Professional Video Game Journalism

Professional Video Game Journalism.

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Not even sure what he's complaining about.

You've made this thread three times over the past 12 hours
t. been on here for 12 hours

>that use of punctuation in the first sentence
Holy fucking moly, man.

>that punctuation
>more time in the

>he's literally covering his eyes.

Didn't your mom teach you not to look at porn?

Your mother should've taught you to not constantly touch your peewee as much as you look at internet pornography.

Jesus, that actually hurt to read. I almost want to edit this writing right now to make it go away. But what's he even trying to say?

People should have to pass some sort of "thick skin" test before being allowed to use the internet.

or anything else, really

You are an adult, not a child. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

I still do this occasionally. It wasn't so easy to see a hot chick naked before the internet or porn mags came around, and feels like I'm cheating or something by having such ease of access to it now.

He's got a point, porn is disgusting. I sure dont like seeing a 12 inch nigro phallus ramming a Japanese office worker in the mouth. But hey, I'm weird like that.

I've never seen any JAV with niggers, just ugly asian men.

>OH MY GAWD NO THIS IS OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOME BODY HELP!!!!!!!!!!1

>Bone shattering violence is ok
>The naked body is not

>He's got a point, porn is disgusting.
Well yeah. Like a lot of human actions, it's usually not pretty to look at it. But if you cringe at even the slightest hint of something sexual when you're a grown ass adult then you've probably got some kind of very large stick up your butt.

>youtuber acting silly is destroying the industry
>it's okay when a """journalist""" does it

Murika.

>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get hard drugs of the most addicting kind to stop the pain
>laugh at men getting assraped with toilet brushes in prison
>notice a piece of naked ass and get hurt even through painkillers

>see Reika Aiba's video in this game
>start looking up her videos
>realize ganguro is now my new fetish
This game never stops giving

>VIDEO GAMES ARE SO SEXIST AND RACIST EVEN THOUGH WE USE THE SAME EXAMPLES EVERY SINGLE TIME

How much of a fucking faggot do you have to be to just not give up on this shit

I work AND go to school full time, so FUCK you I'm gonna soak up all the ass and titties I want on the weekend because the constant studying involved with my STEM degree makes me want to blow my fucking brains out during exam weeks

>He's so much of an insecure virtue-signaling faggot that he can't enjoy some virtual panties

Senran Kagura is god's wonderfully plump and jiggly gift to the world

He'd have preferred loli. Don't you know games "journalists" are all pedos?

COMMA
COLON
SEMICOLON

Nah, pedos are alt-right.

Unless it's horseshoe theory coming back like a boomerang again.

Hey, my peewee isn't gonna touch itself.

I thought alt-right were nazis.

>games """"journalist"""" demonstrate that they've literally never played an fps before
HAHAHAHAH
so this was polygons video
good thing i never took them seriously anyway

>being this gay

We've reached faggotry levels that shouldnt be possible

What is he watching, Sup Forums?

>its another episode of yakuza 0 is so great but it offends me

why is this game getting so much fucking discussion anyway, as much as I love it the series has barely changed in years and critics shit on it up until now.

Yes

It's like with catholic priests, russia etc.: they blame the left for pedophilia while they themselves are the major exporters of child rape, greatly exceeding any white leftist groups.

i never read online reviews since 2005. game journos can go die in a fire since gamergate for all i care.

>Didn't your mom teach you not to look at porn?
I used to watch Knights of Ramune and Aika when i was 12-13 in broad daylight, when my mom would see what was going on she would just say "oh look at the pretty drawings.
I remember when sexuality wasn't treated as a taboo and you could openly express it.

...

the west is riddled with faggots to the points that its not even funny anymore

>oh no theres a big boobed girl on screen!

this made me laugh harder than it should

Ok that's pretty great

waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/stop-being-a-jerk-and-start-playing-yakuza-0

Doesn't seem like he's knocking the game to me :^)

way too early to shut it down

lel

any data to support these claims?

>Before internet or porn mags
You're talking about more than a century ago you dumb faggot, porn mags have been around since fucking printed paper.

>Hurrr modern medicine hasn't always been around, it almost feels like cheating to go to a doctor durrrrr

i don't know man I don't think they had porn mags in 16th century Germany

Russia is to hypocrisy like Israel is to falseflagging.

Most of the world's child porn comes from russia.

Holy shit, did Polygon hire DSP?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions

well, you weren't there, so how would you know? ;^)

Recommend me one, pal

has any organization ever tried to combat shit like this and have actual checks on company content to ensure that actual fucking news is being reported on?

i mean the ESRB/PEGI/CERO/etc cover the content within, so i see no reason a company that does the same but for video game news outlets wouldnt work.

though i bet if such a thing was forced, they would do everything in their power to stop it from being formed

no thanks I'm not into little kids

>life expectancy of russian men is of 65 years
What a JUST country. Guess that's what alcohol/tobacco/drug abuse + suicide will do to your men.

This might be a joke you guys

Lol faggot.
I used to watch porn with my mon and should would point out when the women was faking it or actually liking it.

>"Aretino then composed sixteen explicit sonnets ("both in your cunt and your behind, my prick will make me happy, and you happy and blissful")"

don't forget shitty soviet culture that was exported to all eastern Europe and now they're all like mini russias

It's more than that.
It's also about the retarded idea that man must be a subhuman gorilla in order to prove his worth.

Literature is also chock full of explicit sexual scenes, it's almost as if America's prude as fuck attitude is utterly retarded.

You might be on to something.

>SJWs are fighting to normalize pedophilia
>If they do, it gives the alt-right pedos more competition

>covering your eyes at a potential porno

just numale my shit up f a m

You forgot the part where they saved Europe several times.

This is WE WUZ tier.

>we wuz saviors and shieeeet
Every country has legends like that
Poland has saved Europe countless times, from countless threats
For some reason no one remembers all those times it was supposed to happen and the only time russia actually "did" something was when hitler's army went into russia and died like a bunch of retards.

Get cucked.

user! Are you looking at porn again without telling me!?

Fucking herbivore males

is this show retarded on purpose

that is a term I have only ever heard used by Asian women

IDK to be honest.

except its been taboo since forever? that's why its a private thing for a reason

What decade was 12 year olds watching cartoon porn in front of their parents normal?I want to nuke it after the time machine is invented.

>pedos are alt right
No a good amount of 4channers are pedos

Comparable amount to 4channers who are alt-righters.
It isn't just a coincidence.

>oh no boobies
>gotta respect a video game's video of a girl who clearly is okay with showing her body off
wew

I'd rather cover my eyes than watch Japanese pornography too

>it
What is it?

...

Your mother

Loli is one of the most popular genres in general, amidst all the edgy shit that seems popular but isn't, loli actually is popular but most fans are scared to admit it.

PK has an image he needs to keep up. Of course he likes porn and shit. But when he sees some tits in a game he is streaming he needs act disgusted.

I mean, I don't blame him. Crazy feminists would probably kill him if he acted like a normal guy on camera. He chose this path.

Does she cry in this episode

> Want women not to be degenerate
> Want sex not to be a taboo

pick one

So this is why all of a sudden there's a bunch of cuckold porn featuring Star.
I thought you fuckers were just being weird out of the blue.

Nostalgia for Shenmue triggered by the kickstarter is causing journalists to look on Yakuza more favorably. That would be my assumption.

>OY VEY STOP RAPEING THAT POOR WOMAN YOU WHITE DEVIL
>OH VEY TYRONE THAT WOMAN HAS A NICE ASS EH?

>being this ignorant
Just check casualty figures for both world wars. Nothing compares. I don't even like Russia, it's just a fact that they sacrificed massively to save Europe, twice. And then people wonder why their country is so fucked up.

The alt-right also won't shut the fuck up about Pizzagate to the point where they tried to shoot up a pizza joint because it might have been a place where pedos did business. The alt-right is many things, most of them fucking stupid, but they aren't pedos.
Since when was the alt-right Russia?

>tried to shoot up a pizza joint
But those alt-right pedos told me that was an actor hired by Clinton and the MSM.

don't sexualize the loli and you'll be fine

no he's a big adult baby and probably has /d/-tier fetishes. wonder if it's possible to spread the rumor that he wears adult diapers.

Only one way to find out.

Toons can make people do strange things.

what canadian anime is this and where can i DL it?

Console gamers.

so they kept anri in the western release?

I mean, I guess you can say he is a baby when that is what he shows to the public. I think he just knows his audience and peers and caters to their will.

If instant gratification like that is really that good how come there's so much degeneracy surrounding the porn scene?

They have supreme resources. The reason it's so JUST is because of conglomerate corruption.

The blonde looks better than his date, mc having shit taste happens in america too?

Star vs the forces of evil

And America saved the world from Russia countless times.

Why do people care about paid game journalists and reviewers?