Could you really tell her, "No way, fag"?

Could you really tell her, "No way, fag"?

Nope. But Sup Forums is mostly gay dude, so of course they could.

Get this Christmas Elf Face bitch off my board

I would rather fuck Ada desu

In Leon's situation, yes.

Yeah you have fun with your surfboard user. I like my girls with some curves and thiccness.

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Yes way hetero

NO WAY POOFTER

It doesn't HAVE to be a mutually exclusive decision, does it?

>not wanting to plant your slimy seed in every single one of those semen demons

Who wouldn't want a girl that fist pumps your kills? I mean technically Ashley has gotten further than Ada with Leon. Unless you count getting stabbed by Ada as some form of third base...

Nigga what the fuck is wit her ears doh seriously like bruh god damn son haha

Ashley struck out on first. Ada is pitching

Yes. She's 15 you pedophile.

B A L L I S T I C S

She's supposedly 20

Her tits are pretty nice so no

There's no way I could refuse, even though I'd like to bang Becca, Claire or adult Sherry even more

I'm ugly as fuck and no girl would ever want me. I'd probably smash whatever has a hole I can put this pathetic thing between my legs in.

>people ITT

So one year away from legal just about everywhere? Aside from the fact that she's actually 20.

I want to knife that barrel.

How many times have you guys beaten RE4? I lost track myself but i think I've beaten it about 20x now since it's initial release.

That's the general interpretation of the RE4 epilogue. But if we're gonna interpret the events of RE4 in their entirety, then things shift to Ashley's advantage. Like I wrote, a hug versus a stab. It's clear that while things seem unresolved with Ada and resolved with Ashley, it's actually the opposite. Leon formed a closer bond with Ashley despite his misdirection of asking out Hunnigan or looking out at Ada. It's all a huge misdirection cleverly done by the script writers to keep your attention from the fact that Ashley is more significant a character now than Ada (i.e. she gets her playable segment in the main game whereas Ada gets stuck in the sidegames).

What you wrote did not convince me that it's actually the opposite. After re4 i think ashley texts leon for a week until he stops replying, and he whacks off to all the ada porn that the internet has generously provided

i hope you have a lot of time for my revolutionary reinterpretation of re4's love interests

not him but post em

I dont do jailbait.

> JAILBAIT? I'll have you know I'm... almost 21!

You're the President's daughter. You could be 40 years old and weigh 300 pounds, and I'd still go to jail.

Take the whole phrase "No Way". Ashley actually says this to Leon right before they jump into the dumpster. Now what you're thinking is that that phrase has nothing to do with "No way, fag", but you're wrong. Nothing in Resident Evil world is stable to Leon EXCEPT Ashley. Ashley does not stab him in the leg. Ashley does not switch sides on Leon. It's clear that if Leon is going to get serious about settling down with a woman that Ashley is the top candidate.

Ada is a ghost to Leon. She cannot be with Leon because she is a war criminal. Ashley will eventually wear down Leon's adventure proclivities and he will end up with her. You have to understand that Ashley has spent far more time with Leon by the time RE4 ends. That time translates to a higher value subconsciously than Ada's meager and sometimes tragically mishandled time with Leon.

every single one except the horse bitch.

bulky girls are literally grosser than fat ones.

Furthermore, do you think Ashley learned to suplex diminutive ganados by herself? It's clear that she is mirroring Leon who shows her the suplex in the castle. Whether they practiced is debatable. The main thing to take away is that Ashley is a fast learner and could probably kill Ada since Ada would in no way be prepared for a presidential daughter suplex. So Ashley is actually stronger and stealthier than Ada. And that means she actually will win Leon over by surprise.

>The amount of time you spend with someone, forced or not, is directly equivalent to your romantic interest with them
Welp better go fuck your own mother dumbo

I mean someone wrote "Ashley struck out, while Ada is pitching". But how can Ada be pitching when she is a double agent. She's no longer available due to this role. The writers obviously speaking wrote the RE4 story as Leon is such a good guy he thinks of Ashley as a kid sister. But that's only conveyed in the cutscenes. You also have to analyze the interaction of the characters through available actions in play like I did with the mentioning of the suplex.

It's clear that overt sexuality cannot ever be expressed by characters in their interactions through cutscenes. This is why the epilogue played out the way it did. Leon has been heavily influenced to repeat emotionally high encounters with Ashley. Sure he turned her down the first time in front of the viewer, but what about the second time? Sure it looked like both parties let it go, but nothing is ever resolved romantically in RE.

according to science there is an attraction caused by the caregiver that is passed along onto the mate of individuals.

now the question is who is similar to Ashley in Leon''s life? no one. Ashley is an anomaly. When Leon gets off that jetski he is gonna say to himself "did I really just resolve a potential relationship with someone in this cruel world of never-ending sexual tension?" he'll look back at Ashley and think about that time he lit up several regenerators with her by his side for emotional support. He'll say "I can't just let that go". But he made a firm decision in the "epilogue" and going back on that just isn't his style. He'll find himself in a qte of uncertainty.

Whats his endgame?

It would be cool if we got to a see a sequel where after returning to america, ashley gets trained by CIA to help prevent future incidents, but an outbreak during the award ceremony celebrating her certification causes her to put her training to use right away.

C-CHRIS? PLEASE I-IM DESPERATE!