What do i want?
>PUSSY
When do i want it?
>NOW WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU COULD BE SO KIND, C-CHRIS!
What do i want?
Mason Wright
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Andrew Barnes
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
Michael Wright
B-Barry please i-i-need your help!
I need to bust these nuts inside of Claire b-b-but Chris wont let me!
Elijah Martinez
>C-Chris, s-stop it!
Jaxson Collins
Shit meme desu
Jaxon Cooper
>t. Chris
stop bullying wesker's tiny dick.
Isaiah Nelson
THIS IS YOUR SALVATION?
Go fuck Jake's mom you faggot
Jacob Fisher
>Albert "0.10 Inch Tyrant" Wesker
>Albert "Erectile Error Bio Terror" Wesker
>Albert "Gucci For Pucci" Wesker
>Albert "Dick Needs Wet" Wesker
>Albert "Virgin" Wesker
>Albert "The Kijuju Cummer" Wesker
>Albert "What a MANSION" Wesker
>Albert "Please Open That Whore" Wesker
>Albert "3 And under Biohazard" Wesker
>Albert "Chris? S-stop!" Wesker
>Albert "Las Fagas" Wesker
>Albert "Excella Be-Gone" Wesker
>Albert "Needs Pussy" Wesker
>Albert "Code: Erotica" Wesker
>Albert "D-Virus" Wesker
>Albert "This Volcano Isnt The Only Thing Erupting" Wesker
>Albert "Hard-On Like You Wouldnt Believe" Wesker
>Albert "Drop A Nemesis On My Penesis" Wesker
>Albert "I Have Sunglasses For My Balls" Wesker
>Albert "Frosted Tips" Wesker
>Albert "Ganados For My Gonad-o's" Wesker
>Albert "I'll Be The Tail To Your Snake head And We'll Make An Ouroboros, Baby" Wesker
>Albert "Gorgeous" Wesker
>Albert "Small Time" Wesker
>Albert "Not Used To Escorting Men" Wesker
>Albert "Seven Minutes" Wesker
>Albert "If I Jizz Up My Dick Looks Like The Umbrella Logo" Wesker
>Albert "Resident Weevil" Wesker
>Albert "Looking For Some Action" Wesker
>Albert "Bleaching My Hair For Claire" Wesker
>Albert "Neo" Wesker
>Albert "Choking Hazard Bastard" Wesker
>Albert "Sticking His Hands Where They Dont Belong" Wesker
>Albert "Johnny Bravo" Wesker
>Albert "Sitting On A Brooch Looking For Cooch" Wesker
>Albert "Cerberus Fucker" Wesker
>Albert "Slim Shorty" Wesker
>Albert "Microparasite" Wesker
>Albert "Saturating Her Globes" Wesker
Henry Hughes
Who is Jake's mom anyways? RE6 feels like pure filler honestly, as if it never happened.
Eli Ortiz
Nobody.
She's literally dead before the game and is never mentioned by name or pictured. She practically doesnt exist.
Anthony Martin
whats the story behind this meme ive only noticed it this last week or two
Brody Diaz
An user pretty much noticed that a lot of Weskers smaller details and mannerism (especially his "Chris? S-Stop it" including stutter and genuine embarassment from the original RE1), mixed with a ludicrous line from the Code: Veronica novel, completely destroy his character because it pretty much reveals that he's a 90's wannabe tryhard Johnny Bravo type asshole who's sex starved.
Lincoln Mitchell
The quote in question.
Xavier Diaz
7 minutes.
Adam Gray
books like those are rarely canon and even if it was it could have just been banter to get chris pissed off.
Thomas Rogers
That doesnt explain this:
youtube.com
And the fact that he seemingly banged a random woman in east asia and had Jake for no reason.
Not to mention his actual legitimate frosted tips.
Joshua Morales
shut the fuck
Evan Roberts
...
Christian Davis
TOTAL GLOBAL ANALIATION
Dylan Hill
Jake's introduction to the series was the nail in the coffin for semi-decent Resident Evil story telling. I want to go back to a better time
Christian Scott
Okay Chris i get it, stop bullying me already.
Nathaniel Jones
>one retard trying to force a shitty meme this hard
fuck off, milhouse will never be a real meme
Justin Cooper
You mean just like
>one retard
started baneposting?