LOL

LOL

>buy a house and have two children
>Before getting a 40k salary
What did they mean by this?

Shouldn't average American be able to make 40k right off the college? Everyone on /biz/ make like 65k or something minimum

>Americans
>college

normalfags live their entire lives paying off the loans
college is the most popular meme in america

And you'd think education would be constructed so that it costs nothing for citizens to have a fucking brain

thankfully I didn't fall for the college meme.

>Average american
>anything with a living wage
pick one.

so what do you do for a living?

It really depends on where you live and what you majored in.

If you live in a generally low cost of living state, you are of course going to be making less than the national average due to the economy there. I'd say if you lived in a low cost of living state and make around $40 - 60k right out of college, it's equivalent of living in a higher cost of living state and making around $60 - 80k.

What the fuck is with you people an Americans?

>Two (2) Holidays a year
>Celebratory
Americans are disgusting

overnights at Wal-Mart, due for a raise this month. Keeps a roof over my head, food in my stomach, and occasional new game/pick up lots of games on sale.

The average household wage is less than that. They're lying dude.

>anything with a living wage
>tfw Eurocuck will NEVER make as much $ as you do.
Feels good

>first kiss
>15

;___;

College is literally unafordable without a 40K+ government loan that you have to pay back with infinite interest that can be applied.

VIDYA GAEM

So what's the
>"Average" office work salary (like Dilbert or something)
>1 hour minimum wage
in your cunt?

Mine is 2000$ and 8$/hr

You mean everyone on biz says they make 65k.

>age 37
>start earning 40k

who the fuck wants to raise two kids below that?

>tfw don't have any aspirations to ever get a gf or start a family and only want to focus on furthering my career as a software dev, doing only what i find enjoyment in during my free time and caressing my collection of porn and furry sex dolls
feels good to have life figured out

my nigga

>first full time job at fucking 19
>buy flat
>then buy house again
>then get a second house
>all this before even making 40k a year

There are so many things wrong with this but I'm more confused by the amount of house they want to own. Are houses cost like 50k or something?

>tfw 22 year old kisles hugless handholdes virgin
>tfw thinking about valentines day even tho all females from school forgot about my existance

haha

>20
>Pass driving test
Wat
How are you supposed to have a full time job before you can drive?

>went to college for 8 years
>studied computer sciences
>work in IT
>80k/year
>nice house, plenty of fancy food on the table, good car, nice computer equipment
Then again, this is Sup Forums. The NEETs and dropouts need an excuse to be lazy.

More like "the ultimate guide to life, if everything was perfect, you time traveled to 1950s, are good looking and charming, and have no setbacks in life whatsoever"

also, NOT VIDYA GAEMS

just fuck my life up senpai

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>move out at 22
>don't rent til 24
What?

Don't forget white, male, and middle class

Do other countries have retardedly high age requirements for driving or something? I got my licence when I was like 16.

that decision shouldn't be harder then what the artist portrayed it out to be

Literally fell for the jew

>how to stay in your lane and be another brick in the wall: the guide

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Not him but good job proving his point

>22
>haven't achieved a single milestone so far
Wh-what did life mean by this

What a great life to lead if you don't care about actually living your life.

>80k a year
>falling for the jew

What?!

>didn't go to college
>learned web dev on my own
>find a job on my own
>making 80K a year as well
>live in a great neighborhood since rent is cheap in my city

A lot of people don't even care where you went to school or whether you did in the first place.

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Hey teacher
Leave them kids alone

Live with your gfs family user :^]

I am 90% sure this is made in the UK, so 40k in britbong dollars is what they mean. They say "flat" for apartment.

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im pretty sure most of the bricks can't take multiple holidays a year while paying off loans until age 60, and then magically retiring despite having no money in the bank

>Age 19
>First full time job

This chart is already bullshit, what about people on college?

accurate

>tfw you will live long enough to see the fall of capitalism
Feels good man

>webdev
>80k a year
Do you live in uganda or what kind of technologically inept country is that? Webdev is the lowest of the low

Much more accurate

>Morrowind_combat.jpg

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>Made by amigo loans (payday loan company in the UK)

There's your answer

>webdev
why work in that cesspool instead of any other and better-paying programming field?

Too much thinking in one post

Are you suggesting 80K for web dev is low, or surprisingly high given the "lowness" of the work?

It's not a senior level salary but it's well above average in my city, and I'm still in my early 20s and making more than most Amerifats ever will. It's called counting your blessings.

>buy a house and have two children
>Before getting a 40k salary

>What did they mean by this?

This infographic was made by a bank.

Banks only make money if they lend out lots of high interest loans.

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the adam and eve one is pretty neat desu

>not posting the new loss

Dragon maid?

Legit laughed at that bomberman one

Loss is eternal and less disgusting.

I'm not quite sure what the Slave Leia is implying. Are they saying she's a slave to her Star Wars fan boyfriend because she's helping iron clothes while in cosplay? Is this a message about how she shouldn't enjoy dressing up as a character from Star Wars to feel sexy for her hubby bubby? Is this antifem? Really activates my almonds

It's easy and can pay out relatively great amounts for relatively less rigor. In some areas web and software dev salaries are in near-parity.

I'm technically a web app developer, not strictly a designer.

>be a bridesmaid / best man
This is kind of cruel
I mean, I'm sure I'll be in a wedding as a groomsmen a couple of times, but there's almost no chance in hell I'll be a best man unless my lesbian friend wants me to be the 'best man' (she's the more masculine one) like 5 years from now or whenever she gets married

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>have first child
>age 28

in mormon-occupied Idaho people will think you're weird if you don't have 5 kids by the time you're 26

>Straight

>Grew up somewhere in the olden times but still maintain the body of a child
Only thing not correct about me. I grew up in the future and came back to the past.

I'm a virgin.

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But user, girlxgirl love is the purest form of love.

It's a "all geeks are mysognistic and sexy females in pop culture are opression" image

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Post more lamia

>doing things that make you happy instead of doing what others expect you to
My man.
Basing your lifestyle on the approval of others is a one-way ticket to depression.

>buying a flat then two years later ditching that shit and buying a house
Seems like a horrible waste of money

>not earning average wage until 30
wut
I'm not even on my final career and have a job you can get straight out of highschool and I make 52kish/yr which is the median US income

You're an idiot, it's comparing marriage to the dynamic between slave leia and jabba. Simple as that.

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>retire at 60
I love how this b8 is perfectly crafted to trigger people of all ages.

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Gonna need the queso, senior.

>marriage

I see no rings on either of their fingers user

Really elapses my synapses

>start earning 40k a year
>37
I'll make more than that when I graduate.

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>Probably have to be best man twice
>Probably have to right two speeches
I hope when that time comes its down to a coin toss

>queso

It's salsa you incultured walnut

Then gf and bf

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>accepting the equivalent of jabba the hut as your bf

Either they have low self-esteem issues or have massive gross fetishes.

That cant be true. Men are still stereotypically the breadwinners. They die sooner because work is stressful. Cleaning somebodies shirts isnt being a slave, its giving back so youre not a literal leech

>All relationships are slavery
Really gets that hamster wheel turning.

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I just got that this is Bobbeh, despite the filenames. I feel like an idiot.