Switch is getting a HD remake of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

>Switch is getting a HD remake of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

wow thats a puffy vag

Dassa man's butt

I lol'd.

OwO what's this?

how the fuck does anyone find sticking stuff up their butt enjoyable?

>tfw not attractive enough for women or traps
anyway a HD Remake of Diamond and Pearl would be great if they added the shit from platinum

just try it

Prostates, user. Prostates.

like taking big pooops?
imagine that all the time

You poor, sheltered child.

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I need a bf

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Everyone in this thread is gonna get banned

>they pull an ORAS

>t. someone that's never tried it

I had a doctor stick his fingers up my ass after shitting blood. It was not enjoyable.

Idunno, just feels good man. Get yourself an enema and then once you're all clean just go to town and see if you like it yourself

I love buttplugs

>this thread

I mean, if they aren't cunts as they were for ORAS and actually deliver the Battle Frontier I could be interested in the purchase, the Battle Frontier is the simply the best postgame a Pokémon game can offer, especially the Emerald one !

Not these prostate anons, but I doubt you'd find the doctor jerking you off enjoyable either.

Well yeah if it's a doctor visit of course not, especially if you were shitting blood. Try it yourself ya dummy

use lube and start with something small like your fingers

personally i don't find enemas necessary, just shit everything out before

>this thread is still up and on the front page

Bets on how long it'l take for them to do it for fee?

>tfw no trap GF

why live

is it weird that I use my stepmoms dildos
I used my actual moms a while ago so its not as weird in comparison to me

is it gonna be like colosseum but with wild pokemon?

Even If you have good diet I would always clean out your ass before play.

>use lube and start with something small like your fingers
not him, but it's too exhausting to be worth it

will stick things up butt for video games

It's only weird if they weren't dragon dildos.

hello /k/

What's wrong with her vulva?

Tumblr link?

I've been curious about trying it but I don't want to use my fingers, I don't know where to start with toys and shit like that

Well jokes on you i'm under SSRI so i have no libido anymore. Haha !

Anybody know any videos of traps getting fucked? Its always teasing pics and videos

it contains testicles

go to ashemaletube

Sticking a gloved finger inside with some lubrication is more than enough. The prostate is not that deep anyways. Anyone who hasn't tried massaging his own prostate suffers from a chronic lack of curiosity about his own body.

I don't remember learning that in Bio 101.

The best thing about plugs is there is no thrusting or fucking, its you flexing your ass around it, just having it sit in your ass...feels good and cum buckets also become better at controlling the cumshot just dont overstretch and if you feel real pain stop

i know that feel, i'm also on clozapine so edging feels like nothing

If that's a boy than I'm officially gay.

Perfectly normal.
Just remember she probably uses it for her vagina. She'll suspect you if it suddenly starts smelling like shit.

yea wtf is up with her vag?

reminds me of the gif with the girl who is flicking her vagoo and it goes BOINGBOINGBROINGSPRONG like one of those brass doorstop flick poles

still, this is a pretty hot pic

A plug is better than finger imo.

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What about HD remake of Pokemon XD?

dont worry I clean them real good before and after, and make sure I'm clean too
I'm not THAT much of a degenerate

Who is she

PSA to all of you selfproclaimed 'girls' on Sup Forums:
Unironically kill yourselves. Thats it.
And to the thirsty ugly shits that enable this degeneracy, also kill yourselves. Youre worthless and no one would miss any of you.
Thank you for reading

OwO what's that?

*BRAAAAAP*

Sue Lightning, I think.

what video game is this from?

personally never really enjoyed fingers at all

but when a nice sized dildo just barely slides in after some warmup

>no hips

What kind of faggot owns a buttplug?

LOL imagine your mom walking up to you with a shit covered dildo with last nights corn chunks in the shit

Why are buttholes so amazing bros.

> yet another sissy white boy thread

>Anybody know any videos of traps getting fucked?
First day from Reddit?

what kinda faggot doesnt own a dragon dildo

it's hardly a trap when it's a full blown shemale

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Would you prefer sissy black boys?

looks like something from Nep games

Same person as OP?

It won't though

>t. sissy black boi

>you will never have a sunibee butthole

why even live?

nigga

This thread is gay as fuck.
I hope when muslims take over they'll kill all of you.

Schyzo or bipolar ?

There is a logical fallacy in that pic, the lying premise is that liking anyone but a member of the opposite sex is gay. Liking either of those non-binary genders would make the attracted person gay, in their opinion.

Muslims have gay sex more than anyone else

damn what happened to hugh jackmann?

>BRAAAAAP

what is this braap meme anyway

schizo

I got 4 plugs and 2 dildos and check this... im not gay, never have or never will have sex with another man. I like fucking women but also like anal play.

No counter argument as always

I only want a Switch for BotW.

Yeah, but only with animals though.

>tfw also on happypills
im with ya anons

white boys were made for bbc!

>gif with the girl who is flicking her vagoo and it goes BOINGBOINGBROINGSPRONG like one of those brass doorstop flick poles

I wish I could see that again

Very very very very very few men that chop off their dicks and give themselves hormones can pass for women. Typically they at best look like men in drag or really ugly women. Often they end up looking like Brianna Wu.

While it is possible that I could be attracted to a trans "woman" I would immediately nope the hell out of there after learning the truth.

That sure would feel real good while I cum, Imma buy a buttplug like that next month. What kinda buttplug is that?

you say that as if you provided an argument to counter

I want to suck an user's dick!

top kek

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Exactly the same here but I also enjoy fapping to traps sometimes

>its not gay if its a dog

The terms are not, and never have been, mutually exclusive.

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Any dildo recommendations?
Got one with one of those bases thats supposed to stick on shit, but it really doesnt, which kind of sucks.
Also, why is Bad Dragon the only place where you can buy cumtube dildos?
It would be absolutely great for lubrication without having to take the whole thing out again.

Its only not gay if its an otter.