What happened to him?

What happened to him?

Hes probably hiding out counting his money

Wrong. He spent it all to correct that lazy eye.

Ohhh like about 50 million dollars?

He fell off the face of the Earth with bundles of money under each arm and a great big smile on his face.

he dieded

got btfo

>Tfw I was right about No Man's Sky from its first reveal

My friend gushed to me about how revolutionary the procedural generation was supposed to be and all I could muster was doubt. If something sounds too good to be true folks, it probably is.

Trump put him on a CIA watchlist.

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>lying about shit
>mass refunds

On the run from his team.

It's not a lie though. They already moved to a huge new studio and hired a bunch of new employees. They made loads of dough my man. You're a fool if you think otherwise.

he fucked you in the ass and you asked for it

and you loved it

the whole fuckin studio is laying low

>it took all those people years to get what they came out with

>mass refunds
>8% of people actually took the time to refund it.

>Friend used to tell me all the time about how it was going to be the greatest game ever released
>you can do this and this and that and this! you can even do this too!!!
>I just keep nodding and let him be excited
>Game finally comes out
>He played for six hours and never spoke about it again
>Daren't ask him how it was in case he has a breakdown

>Implying

Go home Sean

>none of these people realized how boring the game was

That's what you get for working on Kinect games and Joe Danger for years

You're a good friend user, trying to argue him out of it would have made him embarrassed and you wouldn't of changed his mind.

Hopefully died of ebola while getting a 10 foot pole rammed up his ass hole.

I'm so glad I'm not a nu-Sup Forums fag that buys "muh new indie games" and only buys "muh new games". He shouldn't have even refunded you dipshits so you dumbfags would learn.

But every promotional video is too good to be true. Every video game first reveal is just absolute pie-in-the-sky dreams.

>helping my brother clean up his apartment when he's moving
>find an oculus rift under his bed
>"oh shit, is this good? What do you play on it?"
>"wow, I forgot I even had that"

I like how he literally cloned himself.

Someone post that webm

look at all those cucks

STOP IT

She knew.

>she

Not necessarily. Sometimes, promotional material severely underplays the product and the final result exceeds my expectations.

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That's a woman?

hard to tell, but it states it is she

Inevitably in every Nu Male's Sky thread some dipshit think he's become a multi-millionaire from this game. That's not how it works you dumbass, he did not get the full 60 dollars for each game sold.

It's just a degenerate trash. I mean trans.

Every one of them knows it's nothing like people are expecting.

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>guy tries to be funny by drinking in the pic
>blocks two people's faces in the process
why does this make me so angry

>he did not get the full 60 dollars for each game sold.
Literally no one said that

probably better that you cant see them tbqh

It's funny (sad) that the short haired dyke is the least SJW looking of the bunch.

>tfw I never really cared about it but my brother was so excited for NMS he bought a PS4 just for it in spite of some financial problems
>tfw I could literally see the enthusiasm draining from his face throughout the first couple of days he was playing it

Yeah now they have a better chance of getting a job at another company because there's no photographic evidence that they worked on No Man's Sky.

Look at his face.

He knows the scam he's about to pull. He's laughing into your soul.

Do you think sony fucked him up with marketing prices, or the game broke even and he got some profit?

Scamming liar fuck.

I'm convinced that his company is nothing but a small tax haven.

>brother bought it/preordered
>told him not to
>did it anyway
>played for like 2 hours and quit the game
>asked if he was still playing after a couple days
>he told me he was, even though I'm sure he wasn't. Saw him playing Overwatch constantly instead
>when steam came up with the news telling everyone that you could refund it, I told my brother
>he refused to do so, because he's too lazy to figure out how the refunding system works
>I offered to refund it for him
>his pride wouldnt let me

Kek

your moms dick taking skills sound too good to be true as well, yet here you are, obviously existing thus proving the existence of your mom

>Same idiot friend that fell for Spore also fell for No Mans Sky

>Having a friend autismal enough to fall for NMS

You need new friends.

Nobody forced you to buy the game Day 1

And No Man's Sky is nowhere near the worst example of false advertising in video games.

>Sony gave money so this can be an exclusive]
>free marketing from sony
>hundreds of thousands of preorders
>sold out day one
After a few days
>steam,amazon, sony refusing to refund
>millions of shitposting
>millions of "I am upset" post

Spore was actually good tho.

why burn it in a blu ray?

i think it is like 2 gb or something

>Spore was actually good tho.

user pls

Thanks for your input you obnoxious piece of shit. Fuck off

It wasn't.
We all just wanted it to be good.

>No Man's Sky is out
>Go to local gamestore just to buy some second hand vidya
>Fat, balding dude is picking up 4 copies for himself, his cousin and some friends
>Overhear him talking to the clerk how he can't get wait to play with all them
>Game doesn't even have online functionality
>Game is nothing like it is advertised
>I already knew this
>All the while I was standing there pretending I did not hear them
>Barely can contain my grin

Boy, everytime I think about it I need to cringe. I can almost feel the likely disapointment he had once he started up the game resonate through space and time.

>took the time
it took me like 4 clicks and 2 minutes to refund it on ps4. whats with all the sean defense force shills itt right now?

There are so many punchable faces on this pic.

This is like a picture of an Anthony Burch lookalike contest.

That guy below the "Hello" logo looks exactly like him.

Also
>tfw not Anthony Burch

It was (or at least should have been) obvious to anyone that's been into PC games for a bit longer. I liked the artstyle of the screenshots and added it to my wishlist, then I read the words "procedurally generated" and promptly removed it from my wishlist.

He is probably planning a larger fraud operation. Only Sup Forums can stop him before his fraud reaches total global saturation.

you can encounter him in real life. the problem is that is likely never going to happen

fucking some hoes with your money

Took his lawyers advice and is hiding from the public.
Probably fled the country.

fuck me thats funny

Apparently working on a huge expansion. The sales were prob shit when steam allowed anyone to refund no matter how many hours were played

How long do we have?

The procedural generation is actually really impressive though. The technology and the soundtrack are the only good thing about this game.

Narcissists disappear when they get found out or fuck up.

>steam allowed anyone to refund no matter how many hours were played
No they didn't. Only a few got refunds through Steam.

>tell my friends that I have the feeling it's going to be awful, games that talk themselves up to be this big simply don't work out, the game will have no meaningful content etc
>user you just hate everything! it's going to be amazing etc etc. (i do dislike SOME things but I just think it's okay to be cautious about everything, especially when it comes to games)
>game comes out and all my friends refuse to buy it and all acknowledge that the game looks like a piece of trash

Ask him user, ring him now and ask him about it, post results. Thanks!

>Post yfw you didn't buy No Man's Sky

Got to love pisatchios they are tasty!

>tfw you got hyped so high and then dehyped so low that when you finally played the game you had a pretty decent time with it

$10 and already put in almost 20 hours in a few days. It pays to wait, and Sup Forums is exceptional for tempering expectations.

how do you take a picture like that?

are they like I'll count to three then show this pirated game to the camera at the same time all of you open your mouths and make faces. if there's any cheap bubbly drinks hold those up as well.

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cool reddit pic
cool reddit >maymay arrows

>tfw also not Anthony Burch

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>ywn witness sean murray and todd howard kill themselves in your lifetime

samefag

This is what social media is all about sharing moments to people they just burnt that disc and was like lets celebrate the game going gold with a post on whatever

Dont you just hate being wrong all the time

People who call out on others for being redditors are mostly redditors who want to be cool on Sup Forums user.

Noone posted the webm.

Post yfw youve legit never been to reddit

>Not using Tomorrow

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wow that sounds crazy fun. maybe i should look into this social media stuff.

Uhhh you can meet up with other players it's just that the world is so big you don't meet up other people

THIS RIGHT HERE is why companies think they can scam the consumers; because the consumers are complete idiots.

No wonder Gabe tried to implement paid mods. And he might do it again if the average child doesn't stop being a money-happy consumer who buys everything he sees.

Bro dont act like its not free marketing

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