Study shows that Nintendo fans are wealthier, happier, and have more sex

A study conducted by Harvard university that followed self professed video game fanatics as they grew up has released their results publicly.

Most Nintendo fans:

-Grew up with both parents
-Did exceedingly well in school
-often had many other interests and hobbies
-now have stable lives, careers, and families.

Most Sony and Microsoft fans, however...

-Grew up in single parent households
-Many of them have been exposed to drugs from a young age
-Many did not even graduate high school. And those that did often did not get through college.
- Shown to be poor with money and are fond of compulsively buying things even if they can't afford them.

This kind of thing is always interesting to see. Come to think of it, Nintendo centric YouTubers like the AVGN and Jwittz seem a lot more stable in their personal relationships than someone like Spoony. I wonder if there's some kind of connection?

There's also the sheer amount of shitposting we see from Sony fans on Sup Forums.

[citation needed]

Wolf is part of my family! I love him!

Which Nintendo character is part of your family?

And yet here you are amongst us

ignorance is bliss

>Le Fake News OP
XD

Study shows that OP sucks dicks daily

More like
>nintendo fan
>jerks off to furry anime porn
>permavirgin
>likely to die on the street when parents get tired of his shit.

Nintendo systems have less time-consuming games, so they tend to appeal to people who play video games less, i.e. people with active social and/or professional lives.

I'll add that I think Nintendo sucks, and I fit all of the criteria listed in the OP for Nintendo fans except this:
>-now have stable lives, careers, and families

this surely cannot be nintencuckĀ“s paid shilling, especially SINCE NO LINKS TO ANY SAID """STUDY""" IS PROVIDED

OP plays with Amiibo toys before switching his diapers and got offended when people called his animegames childish, which they are

tl;dr, ITT -->

hello were are proofs :DDD

OP is right
sony defense force will shit up the thread though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>gay diaper furry poster defends nintendo
yep, just as expected. the reality of these things.

Looks like they haven't been to Nintendo forums then. They are full of furries and trannies, and most of the girls are mentally ill attention whores. I would know I dated one, she was bipolar. Also, most dudes are megaBeta and usually religious. So much so, many even claimed never to have jerked it before, and those that have have done so to weird fetish hentai like futa.

Oh, they also love Touhou, MLP, and Steven Universe.

Autism is also fairly common, and I don't mean the Sup Forums brand of speech, but the legit kind.

Source: 3 years hanging out with the Smash community over at Smashboards, and lurking GoNintebdo.

...

Studies show that I LITERALLY cannot stop sucking dicks

>Being this childish
Doesn't surprise me from a nintoddler.

Is there any successful PS or MS fan on YouTube? I only know AVGN and Jwittz and Gaming Historian.

Why are there so many studies "proving" what was already common knowledge? Are they really so struggling for funding that they need to do the easiest possible studies just for the sake of running one?

I don't doubt it one bit but we still need the source.

Studies show OP is a fag.

t. owns 20 amiibos

Well I was big Nigger all the way until the 360 era and...

>first dad died to crack second dad shot my nom
>Straight C's
>no other hobbies
>I make below the poverty line but I own my own home and have a sizeable savings

I've seen the Nintendo Fanboys on Youtube

>AlphaOmegaSin
>James Rolfe
>Jon Jafara
>Pat Contri
>Game Sack

they're always miserable and if they're having sex it's with men, because they hate women. Of course they can go fuck themselves.

>Nintendo literally can't stop winning

what children have more sex than me ?

the ones that Michael Jackson touched

According to Harvard's study most children have more sex than you.

Not hard to have more sex than a virgin. Most kids get laid when they're 14.

>be nintendo fan
>still a woefully loveless loser
I beat the odds...

By Nintendo fans you they mean "the parents who buy the games for their children" right?

This actually makes a reasonable amount of sense

>
>Grew up with both parents
Yes
>Did exceedingly well in school
Yes
>Often had many other interests and hobbies
Sex and video games are really my main interests, secondary to that IT, Series/Anime, and Philosophy
>now have stable lives, careers, and families.
Career looking good, life stable enough but no kids yet.

Your mother buys me Nintendo games

Harvard university you stupid fuck

>yuppy school for pretentious twats
nice "source". moving on

This.

Just because OP didn't post a link doesn't make it not true.

It does

Yet you are here, OP. Really makes your noggin joggin

Literally the smartest people in the nation.

She is!

literally no source

According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, you are physically incapable of not sucking dick.

Op doesn't need one. Spend 10 seconds on google.

Well now I just feel bad. If you need cheering up, why not play some fun games on the PS4?

wow you le epicly rused me bro xD

>Nintendo fans are wealthier
cause they're no games to spend their money on

Dudebros and NEETs inflating the numbers. Nintenyearolds have stable lives because they've only lived them for 10 years.

I did, the study can't be found, maybe OP lied but why would he do that?

Cool story.

Nintendo consiles are owned by white people, and Asians. The other consoles are owned by everyone, simple as that.

He wouldn't lie. I'm betting OP is a Harvard professor trying to give us the inside scoop.

>this thread

>Nintendo is for shit-taste normies
news at 11

>poor as shit
>grew up with one parent
>did average in school
>don't have a life beyond browsing the net, playing games, reading, and going to family events
>no career
>I've been a Sony and Nintendo fan all my life

Really makes you think

This should have one of those plastic stools for if a kid is too short.

I've noticed the 3DS kiosks are the only ones kids can't reach right from the ground.

I suspect OP is professor in applied faggotry

Scientists around the world agree that consensus science is bullshit and that OP is most certainly hetero.