Sperging out when someone mentions video games in real life

>sperging out when someone mentions video games in real life

I seriously hope none of you guys do this.

>sperging out when your waifu doesn't become the official console mascot

I seriously hope none of you guys do this.

>/k/ancerposting
>outside of tuesday
k-fags reveal their true colors. sage&report.

Please take your Wendy's mascot elsewhere

>be a bigger weeb in private than most people are in the entire city
>always act like a normie in public and redirect conversations if some other weeb tries to interact with anime
there is no easy way to discuss this in public, why does everyone try?

>someone brings up Pokémon
>literally cannot resist the urge to drag them into a 20-minute-plus conversation despite every one of them having stopped somewhere between gen1-3

I don't know how not to do it. A lot of it is still fascinating to me, and in the internet I love discussing strategies and stuff, but thinking about how uninterested other subjects get me when people talk about them, I realize I must be profoundly annoying.

At the very least I try and complement them on their favorites and stuff.

I deserve a swift end quite frankly.

I try not to but it's so hard to hide my utter disgust at their shit taste.

>in line at gamestop
>have my copy of Yakuza 0
>real buff chad behind me snickers and says "that some kinda anime game?" while stifling a laugh
>wanna stand up to him but he's so much bigger than me
>all I say is "haha yeah, I bet someone as cool as you wouldn't play it"
>he says "yeah whatever, shut the fuck up"
>buy my game, go in my car and cry
I hate games.

>sperging out when you realize the joy cons are the face of the switch

>implying I ever talk to anyone in real life to mention video games to

>implying I ever talk to anyone in real life
ftfy

dumb furryposter.

I'll bite and reply seriously.

When someone mentions video games IRL i just fuck off because they are either Sup Forums spergs or complete degenerate normies that will talk about WWE and FIFA and Overwatch if they dont start telling stories of what they played on xbox when they were in junior high

Implying that I'm not speeding out 24/7

>never talk about video games in real life for fear of being labeled a sperg
>the cool guy who girls like a lot starts talking about video games
>nobody cares and everybody is exchanging oppinions with him

Thats what I was implying, I don't talk to my mom and dad about video games. My sisters boyfriend is an Xboner.

>he says "yeah whatever, shut the fuck up"
rekt

>proceeds to buy overwatch on ps4 and gets fucked up by keyboard and mouse players
Don't worry user, you got the last laugh.

I just pretend to not know what they're talking about.
>What's a metal gear?

>not actively ignoring those people
It's like you want to hang around freaks or something

>faggots think an overdesigned loli witch should be the tan because it kind of sounds like "Nintendos witch"
Oh AND she had a dog

>animeposting
>full retard about his hobbies
yep, totally normal and mentally stable individual

>things that never happened
Either that or stop being such an easy fucking target, Jesus

just draw some porn of her already, post it and then fuck off, jesus is it really that hard to do?

>What's a metal gear?
>not "Metal... Gear?"
This is how you weed out real fans from the scum, user.

>mfw stopped talking about video games altogether when people did that to me several times 10 years ago

I don't get it, we agreed on so many threads and polls that milfrobot with loli inside was the right choice.
Also top lewds are done of that character, and the quality of lewds also dictates who wins

>people still try to deny that ara ara robot didnt win

...

>expecting sense from furries
There's a reason they had to be outright banned to get rid of them

>Nintendo 'wich

I WANT TO FUCK A DOG

I've been wondering for a while, is the art of this Switch girl traces of something else? I like her design, but the art style is so familiar and clean that I can't shake the feeling I've seen it in some anime.

>Nintendo screws the pooch
>fans do it literally

pottery

No, alot of it is by JADF and is distinct that way

nobody cares about your autism poll
even nintendo has acknowledged doggo so...

besides, she's the worst waifu design of them all
wrong colors, no reason why there's even a loli inside
the only things related to the console is the arms falling off and the patterns on her clothing

I'm not screwing my pooch, I love her too much for that.

Honestly I have a lot of respect for you since you actually have the confidence to bring up something you like and keep talking about it for so long. I can barely string a coherent sentence together even though I have a lot of thoughts about video games, partly because I'm self-conscious about whether or not they actually care and partly because I'm afraid to express genuine appreciation for something only to be laughed at for my tastes.

A guy at work keeps trying to talk to me about skyrim remastered on xbone.
I'm trying my best not to say its shit.

Good.
3d dogs aren't for fug anyway.

It's funny watching -tanfags argue over which design is more cancerous when the whole fucking concept of -tans is cancer

insecure faggot lmao

There's a reason why doggo won. It's original, another loli is not original, it's just popular because Sup Forums is filled with borderline pedophhiles.

Ah, I know this artist. That explains the familiarity then. Thanks for the name.

>only other person you know who likes video games is retarded

Literally tumblr.

Tans- are fun you cancer

Need more Nintendo /ss/witch

You're all wrong

This.
No one cares about your hobbies attention whore.

That picture is amazing. I can't believe someone on Sup Forums even knows OM&M to reference it, though.

>people talking about game
>one autist joins conversation to belittle everyone who likes said game and critiques it until the whole conversation gets awkward

It's not that old or obscure, bro.

It is (was) required reading in us schools.

PS4-tan will NEVER be outclassed!

>not talking about your hobbies with someone that share your hobbies

must be fun to talk about absolutely nothing

The teins only lost because there was such a huge antitrap group of faggots. If they would of shut up and let the trap be a trap the twins would of won.

You're wrong too

>1937
>not that old

we /CTT/ now?
Saturday edition?
anyone working for the valetines
I know I am

The film adaption was done in the 90s, wasn't it?

Is valentine's Saturday? Because if not, I'm working.

>drew something
>not gonna post it till tuesday

stop posting /ctt/ shit on days that aren't tuesday.

it's on tuesday
that's all I'm saying

it's not even finished or good

Yeah. I remember we watched the movie in my english class for like 3 days after we finished the book. Good times.

Most people on Sup Forums likely weren't born in the 90s.

Hey, I did that too. Were we in the same English class? The teacher with the British accent?

>greenteaneko tier "humor"

why is this up

DOCKED

Every Switch Design Thread:
non artfags weigh in and try to tell artfags what to do

fuck off, bad draw fag

>we agreed

literally name one thing I did

>we agreed
how fucking hard is it to understand that there's NOT a fucking 'official' or 'agreed on' design
it's all up to the fucking artist and which they prefer
not shitposters like you who sperg out when the design they like isn't drawn
what are they gonna do?
oh whoops
i drew this picture but i might as well throw it away because some lurker said that everyone agreed that this wasn't the design
fuck off

Good post, screencapping this for future use on /qa/.

Fuma's Switch-tan was the best

post the rem and ram one

>literally Allenby Matoi

Why does Switch-tan look rapey?

Foreshadowing what she's going to do to the gaming industry once the Switch is released. If the Wii was the Ebola virus, the Switch will make it look like the common cold.

Milf robot is the most forced out of all the concepts. Milf Robot was a shitty concept that needed to fap to something but felt so insecure about a dog being the console rep felt the need to force it down everyone's throats.

She wants the PC D

>Tyronne's used goods
nah thanks

Why can't it be a dog with a loli inside?
Why can't everything have a loli inside it? I think everyone would be happier that way.

Not on this site.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT A LOGO OR COLOUR SCHEME BASED ON OBJECT ON AN ANIME GIRL IN CUTE CLOTHES. Like pic related.
Then we get dogs. And milfsuits. And cartoons. And autism. And lots of autism.

>only the controllers but not the console

>One of the most famous and beloved books in American literature that is required reading throughout tons of public schools
>wow, I can't believe someone else knows about this
Us readers, amirite?

I prefer the non retarded retard

Eventually if you do stuff like this its how you get a gf who likes it just as much

I was drunk at a party and heard a girl likes anime

Sperged out and we talked about anime for a while

Got her number

Eventually dated

When you dumped her did you say "dropped"?