ITT: Vidya stereotypes/tropes we hate

ITT: Vidya stereotypes/tropes we hate.

>mana potions are green

They're blue, you nigger

>green
But mana potions are BLUE user

>If You Kill Him, You Will Be Just Like Him
>ignore the part where you kill 132121332412123412123412 henchmen and rats

Mana potions are always blue tho.

>The good guys were actually the bad guys

>church or any organized religion or charity group are actually the bad guys
Bonus points if the demons are good guys

>lava is just red water that hurt you

this

Beeping noise/red screen when your health is low

They're green in Zelda.

>boss talks about honor and being a good warrior
>makes you fight a fuck ton of minions when versing him solo

OR

>kick bosses ass without losing any health
>in the cutscene following your character is beaten and brusied and runs off/boss escapes

>water is just blue lava that doesn't hurt you

You may be color blind

>the cute harmless creature that's been helping you and guiding you the entire game TOTALLY isn't actually the final boss and plans to backstab you

>green
>bubbly
>skull on top
>glows
>looks evil AF
Nigga you put this on your dagger or arrow, you don't drink it.

>fat people have more HP

>Faggot Op frenetically pressing F5 for success bait.

Sad life you have

its quite true, fat pepole are harder to kill than skinny one.

What do Mana potions taste like?

What do health potions taste like?

not really, you just finish what their heart / fat already started,

Like mana and health

Salty coins and bags of milk

salty coins

Henchmen all wear helmets and/or are faceless

Pre-Diablo mana is green
Post-Diablo mana is blue

Wha wha wha

You are THE hero for GOOD, even so you are just some random dudebro.

>open-world

Mana: like alcohol mixed with toothpaste.

Health: like strawberry juice but less sweet and some blood.

this

>mana:shit
>health:shit

They're potions not fruit juice.

>post diablo mana is green

>kill thousands upon thousands of trash enemies in gameplay and you can easily brush off their pathetic attacks
>surrounded by 4 of the same trash enemies
>"Oh no, we're surrounded! There's nothing we can do!"

>nazis are evil

...

These used to be made out of glass but they shattered in shipping all the time. Pretty good but overpriced.

>enter temple
>hmm, this door seems to require 4 keys to open
>fire key in the fire part of the temple, full of fire-inspired enemies and traps
>water key in the water part of the temple, full of water-inspired enemies and traps
>wind key in the wind part of the temple, full of wind-inspired enemies and traps
>earth key in the earth part of the temple, full of earth-inspired enemies and traps
>HALLEFUCKINGLUYAH finally
>open door to inner sanctum
>Bad Guy already present: "ah, I see you've made it here at last"

>the company you work for is actually evil/has bad morals

They didn't handle this too badly in Lost planet 3 but initially it seemed like a pretty generic plot twist

medicine

>kill a boss
>screen fades out
>he comes back later and is still alive and stronger (literally how)

>I'm weak and afraid of discovering things, this mean nobody should ever want it and it must become illegal

>boss talks about honor and being a good warrior
>makes you fight a fuck ton of minions when versing him solo
>you can call him out on it and say he's a bitch nigga then challenge him to a true 1v1

literally the best feature a game can have

Quest "twists" too. Fucking Witcher
>investigation main quest to find a murderer
>at one point your ANTI-MONSTER AMULET begins vibrating beside one person
>you can even fucking mention this fact to the said person, and they make up an obvious lie
>you can find other "clues" as well and mention that the character sure does seem to like the same things that the mysterious culprit likes
>you can't just shank the character in question on the spot
>you collect tons of clues to finally make Geralt realize what he's dealing with
>so you have to lure the said character to a secluded area despite the entire city wanting the fucker dead
>Geralt just punches the character in a cutscene and begins a honorable duel instead of making the first blow a lethal one
>the villain in question has backup teleport literally out of nowhere and they escape in a cutscene

>game has multiple endings
>sequel doesn't care and decides which is canon

open world really hurt MGS5

>enemies can swindle you

>everyone treats the MC like a complete idiot and constantly tell him that he is not strong enough.

>You completely crush anyone on your way gameplay wise, including those that the characters tell you that you will couldn't defeat.

This thb

That's magic, not mana.

>enemies don't make you a sandwich

what game?

>enemies really need a woman

>enemies hanging out
>All standing right next to red barrel
>Storing all your most explosive materials in open

This is more for RPGs with companions but

>new character introduced
>Cut scene, character one shots group of enemies with power
>Go into combat and power barely dents health of one enemy

GG

>Action set pieces
They can be fun but a lot of games use them too much

>boss slaps your gf's ass right in front of you
>she giggles

>Can't smin until sequel
>health goes down constantly if water reaches your knees
>You die instantly if it goes past your neck.

fucking idiot.

>Beating the absolute fuck out of the boss
>cutscene has him do one shitty attack that puts you on your knees

Mana can be used for more than just magic. Magic is just magic, though.

What game?
Nice.

Valkyrie Profile does the opposite once
>two major villains join your party for one battle against a common foe (one of them being an optional encounter that you're supposed to lose unless you cheat or do some serious min-maxing)
>expect them to have downgraded stats and abilities
>instead they're just as powerful as they were in their own boss battles and you destroy the common foe in one turn

Maybe he is just Canadian and wants to win?

mana tastes like petrol or lighter fluid
health tastes like blood

Are you afraid of hyphenated words, user?

mana tastes like fizzy energy drinks or citrusy tea like redbull monster and rockstar

health is like a protein shake like odwalla or naked etc

all are delish and vary in flavors depending on where theyre made

This only happens in weeb games I presume, because the only game I've ever played that comes close to something like that is Bloodborne.

Health takes like Robitussin
Mana tastes like blueberry