Fuck you too naughty dog

Fuck you too naughty dog

I could understand if she was a mutant or something, or even roided up.
But she literally lifts a full grown man and throws him across the room, takes on two grown healthy men and would've won if it weren't for the gun. It's like seeing a midget take on two normal sized grown men and win it by strength rather than fighting prowess. It makes no sense. I would've liked a tactical fighter it would've been interesting but no we get this garbage.
Her feats don't display skills or how strong women are but rather Naughty Dog's lack of understanding of the human body.

Seriously Fuck this game.
The only way I'm willing to accept this is if she's post-op or some super serum.

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Ok.

Yeah this character was fucking retarded.
>is the commander of a PMC
>is evil
>nothing bad happens to her
>you dont even get to kill her at the end or anything
>she fucking escapes on a boat
Dropped the ball on this one

Why do you think everyone started quitting?

2 words: virtue signaling

Imo I can but that a woman cam take on two men who are basically just brawling with no REAL Training In fighting

What bothers me is that she's pretty Tiny. Like OP said If she was like rodnah Rosie I'd buy it but as is its abit off putting.

Still liked the game tho

Nathan Drake is a manlet dude.

*ends your thread*

She constantly gets her ass beat by other women. Let's see how well she does against two grown ass men

Nadine is the worst antagonist in the Uncharted games right next to Talbot. She's a mary-sue and he's a gary-stu

Rousey is pretty damn tiny, 5'6 or 5'7, plus she's been exposed by Nunes and Holm.

you forgot about nigger strength

>two men who are basically just brawling with no REAL Training In fighting
drake can literally kick a man once and he dies instantly in gameplay

like everything in uncharted 4 the gameplay and the cutscenes are in alternate universes that never cross

>bitch that constantly turned down bouts
>finally accepts an actual challenger
>gets destroyed
>cries like a bitch
>comes back
>gets knocked the fuck out within a minute

Yeah, woo boy. Only a mental midget believes women can compete with men.

>*action*
What's with this epic as fuck Reddit meme of epic epicness?

But if she was a skinny 5'2 Asian in a yellow leotard it would be groovy right?

Doesn't apply as she wasn't stealing, raping, or smoking crack

She gets routinely BTFO by other tiny women, what makes you think she stands a chance against real men?

No it would still be retarded. Here's your (you).

just like everything in uncharted 4 they wanted to virtue signal but without alienating the dudebro audience that is the main buyer of cover based TPS like uncharted

if she looked properly buff so that her hulk like fighting style actually made sense she would no longer be conventionally attractive and that simply can't happen

>Drake takes out this dude 1v1
>can't take out a BLM nigress with his bro
Amazing writing

No it wouldn't you faggot

Uncharted is a movie. People who like it are fags

You're supposed to say it's not groovy, faggot.

Settle down they're not that bad

>gets wrekt again

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You are a fag. People who like you are fags.

>Nathan Drake
>Is a robber and mass murder
>Is evil
>Nothing bad happens to him
>You don't even get to kill him at the end or anything
>Fucking escapes like Indiana Jones every time

Dropped the ball on this series.

>Drake takes out this dude 1v1

He ran like a chicken and shot explosive sap.

Wasn't he doped up on magic tree sap too? Y'know, the shit that makes you FUCKING IMMORTAL?

Why do all of you faggots hate fun so much?

You've never seen a weight lifting black woman have you?

Black women have the most test, are easily 6 foot + tall - having one with fighting abilities is not far fetched at all.

She already doesn't look conventionally attractive. It's clear Naughty Dog had an agenda to push, but what's funny is they couldn't even get a black voice-actress to do the voice.

The thing is I don't have a problem with a women beating two dudes if it's at least believable.
Like if she were some roided out 6''5 amazon and Drake and his brother we're neckbeards
But for a series that tries be somewhat grounded, this broke the immersion for me

But she is a terrible fighter

So can we all agree that
2 > 4 > 3 > 1

>game where people can freefall 50 feet down and catch a narrow ledge with their bare fingertips
>"waaaaah how can this woman beat a man???"

That doesn't excuse the fact that Nadine is a horrible character.

lol
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nadine sucks

>SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY AND SHE WON'T WORK WITHOUT PAYMENT UP FRONT
>...but she actually only wants her PMC to be respected again after they were involved in some civil wars they they didn't get paid for?
>SHE'S SUPER FAMOUS IN THE PMC WORLD, HAS HISTORY WITH SULLY
>except for the above thing, and also she only inherited the company from her father recently anyway
>SHE'LL DESTROY ANYTHING AND KILL ANYONE IN HER PATH
>except when she gets to the treasure and decides she doesn't want it anymore

shit character, shit game

Yes, but I don't expect them to lift a fully grown man and throw them across the room and fight two and overpower them easily, and physically too.
They are as tall if not taller.
She doesn't look roided.
She's still a women fighting men.

Did you even my post?

It's not that she's a woman beating up a dude. It's the fact that it goes against established canon and she gets away scot-free. Drake has beaten up much bigger, stronger, better trained, and more experienced people, as well as literal monsters. But when the script says so he has to take a fall to some little no name shit because reasons. It's lame.

>this is the post of a man who loves MGS standing behind science to pseudo-troll Sup Forums

I hate this place. Why can't I leave?

MGS would at least hamfist some dumb NANOMACHINES excuse in to explain why a twiggy girl could be a formidable match

You think nothing bad happens to Nathan?

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it would be sexist (somehow?) if she were to die or get beat by a man.

however, her beating and killing men isn't.

Yet you expect some random fucker to have god like strength to where he can jump off cliffs, enter free fall and catch himself using only finger strength to not die.

No, The Boss does not have any nanomachines in her body. Kill yourself.

i like how happy she is with herself considering she would get beat the fuck out on an actual fight

Yes.

She didn't fight off two hardened murderers that were bigger than her.
Why should I be triggered?

*ended her own career*
did you even try faggot kun?

Wasn' t the old bitch in 3 the same? Literally no backstory whatsoever.

>Being this butthurt about women

how much did he hold back so he wouldn't damage her pretty face?

>obviously gay skeleton rubs himself on small female until they're both down.webm

dude is skinny af, she would still beat him up

>Implying pure grappling is anything like actual combat
That's about as dumb as saying FPS games are like real firearms.

on a scale of this guy to a real man, how much of a white knight virgin do you have to be to purposely lose to a girl to try to fuck her?

You are arguing against your own point by talking about how improbably strong drake is. That means it makes even less sense that he can't defeat the incredible she hulk

The only thing dumb here is your asinine comparison.

Yeah he should have beat the fuck out of her in a room full of her beta knights.

No I'm not retard, because in that magical world people can do magical things. Sorry you are mad your self insert got beat up by a black woman. You will never have a wife or life like him by the way.

This is literally what would happen in real life

>onlyotherfemaletohaveatalkwithwasmom/10

>b-bb-but he only kills the baaaaaad guys!

the boss fights using a form of judo, a style specifically about using momentum and the bodyweight of the other person to take them down instead of your own actual muscle strength, and beyond that she's mainly respected for her skills with weapons/tactics

she doesn't throw people out a window or get knocked through the floor without any real harm like a horror movie villian

(you)

nadine isn't black, she's voiced by a white girl doing an insultingly bad afrikaans accent (sometimes)

>You are beta if you stop somebody from punching somebody when you clearly are doing an agreed upon grapling match

Tell me user, where does all your anger come from?

She didnt win with strength she won fights with technique and prowess. Plus she is a good character

Yeah no you are full of shit. This guy is literally the best solider in the entire world and he's beating the shit out of her and she just keeps getting back up and can also completely overpower him. Kill yoruself.

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Problem was that she's a badly written character in a game that seems like it wants to be both Uncharted and TLOU. It's clear they wanted to virtue signal for sure.

>Mental gymnastics

lmao

100%

If we're counting gameplay elements like "a boss fight doesn't lose in one hit" then we have to count drake/sam in uncharted 4 defeating armed mercinaries in one kick a a reason why they should be able to overpower nadine

She is strong and independent empowered woman. When was it last time when you cheked your privilege, you filthy pussy grabber?

>why are dumb libruls always getting triggered over everything?
>A WOMAN BEATING UP A MAN? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

most people in this thread are arguing that they would rather nadine is buffed up instead of her WWE diva look

if they were misogynists that hate women, why would they want this? it's almost like you're making a false equivalence for no reason

>most people in this thread are arguing
oh, you counted?

>i'm not a triggered Sup Forumscuck i swear!

jews

pic is same writer. they kicked out the original writer (female) for him

I really really don't get your problem with this kind of character design, you're just using the SWJ logic bulshit argument, go make your own game, make your own character designs, or just make articles to complain about it like SWJs have done all this time

>protip: they'll probably shit on this design too.

The difference here is that Grace Jones could smack around just about anyone.

She doesn't look attractive anyway. She's a fucking nigress ffs!

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Pretty good analysis as to why Nadine is a shit character. No, her man-handling Nathan twice has nothing to do with it.

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I could beat up both of these girls at the same time and I haven't boxed in 5+ years lol

>this triggers Sup Forums
She starts every fight with nice sucker punch which puts drake into groggy state, also might as well use some amphetamines for improved reactions. Voice acting is shit though.

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>is actually likeable
>part of the army and special forces
>doesn't have abnormal strength, but wins by technique and guns
>is in Kojimas universe

Leave the boss out of this

>bragging about being able to beat up women on an anonymous image board
yea you sound pretty tough bud

also she died so theres that.

alot of jamals here lately as proven by HWNDU

Male """"""""strength""""""""

That's for gameplay purposes, they can't make things too hard and too realistic other wise it may hamper the gameplay. It may make sense yes, but make the game annoying. Like requiring constant restarts the game if Nathan runs out of energy or calories while running and is too tired to move. Or takes a bullet and can't play the rest of the game.

I'm talking about actual story where things should make sense as it it based on reality to an extent things should make sense to an extent.

:^)

Things should make sense given how this game is based on reality, sure there may be supernatural events but the rest should make sense.
Like all of a sudden a toddler just comes up and beats him up shouldn't I have the right to question it?
Things should make sense.