How did Raimi get away with this?

How did Raimi get away with this?

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why does the armor on the right look so bad?

>6' vs 5'11''

Oh god he looks like bootleg action figure.

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Why are his limbs so fucking stubby and janky looking? Why can Bioware not model people?

>if you play a female ryder, male ryder is still in the game and will look like this

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Finally a character for us manlets
amiriteguys????

the right is like some sort of action figure

lmao will they ever learn?
protip:no

I figured I would end up getting this game until I saw the combat. It doesn't look fun at all, just seems like a grind
really dated looking

perfect way of putting it. the crazy eyes make it even more uncanny

>midgets are protagonists now
>can't romance the cute dwarf in DAI

Fucking bioware.

Literally how are these models so fucking ugly.

Their 3D artists should get fired.
7 and half heads tall is the norm for your average human male and Ryder is fucking barely 6 heads tall.

For comparison, Toriyama likes to draw his characters to be 5 heads tall.

Is bioware trying to be anime?

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DADDY THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY

I wanted to impale her like this so bad ;_;

If they made the arms longer it'd look better. Not good, but better.

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LITTLE BROTHER.

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>tfw mass effect 2 is videogame-kino and contrarians out there will have you believe that 3 is good and 1 is better than 2

He really does remind me of the style that's risen in cartoons like adventure time, gumball, and steven universe

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WHY DOES IT LOOK SO MUCH WORSE

HOOOOOOW

>update to new engine
>hordes of dropout art students Bioware hired to make the game don't know what they fuck they're doing

neither the ebony goddess.

Bioware doens't really care about "diversity", they just call you racist misogynist when you attack their shitty games.

Don't remind me, the ONLY one cute and somewhat attractive and you can't do anything with her, fuck you Bioware

Is that supposed to be Cliff Blezinski?

Looks like a literal Dragon Age: Origins character

>that fucking hair
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Which hair? Tyrone's? Dr. Chakwas's?

It's time for quality bioware animation dump

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How is it possible for one company to be such a continual trainwreck?

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people keep giving them money

maybe I should drop out too

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probably actual in-game model

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It's been 6 years since DA2. You'd think they'd have gotten better in at least one area of game design.

Yeah, we out here bois

I can live out my fantasy of defeating taller enemies

Reminder that you can't romance Dwarves because Gaider thinks it's too close to pedophillia

>we will never get a Splinter Cell game where you play a Turian C-sec agent
Fucking end it all

Post the real version. I wanna see what he really looks like.

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I think what I hate most about this video is how he goes directly into the idle animation right after that dumb fucking kick.

god damn bioware. I can't do better, but shit.

that fucking shit-in-pants running animation and the way shep leans his head to the left but not the right when running almost made me uninstall

MAN LET

a-user I...

THANKS LORI

that fucking neck crack at the end gets me everytime

Just dropping in to say that Cucklen was a shit character out of a romance novel.

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>Asari 007
>drell agent 47
>salarian holmes
ME universe is wasted on bioware.

No matter how many times I watch this I can't get over how insulting it is to the viewer that she takes the Turian's gun. Aren't they supposed to be much stronger than humans, and also raised in combat culture? So his wrist flexion strength should be equal to about her fucking quad strength or just some complete mismatch like that, and they just insult the viewer with the bad animation

To this day I haven't romanced a single male in Bioware games and I replayed DA:O like ten times.

and you can't romance a female qunari because it's a fetish for some people. But you can #ridethebull to your hearts content.

But why he goes closer to her in first place? He is holding a fucking gun and there are 2 krogans behind her ready to shoot her ass off.

Don't know what happened to the original upload but here you go

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Hmm..
So this is what happens when the "its fine" people take over.

to insult the viewer more

also why are there turians and shit? isnt this supposed to take place in some other galaxy or something?

can you still make ugly rapist custom shephards? if so ill pirate it at least

I can buy her disarming the guy (in part because they wouldn't change the scene just to account for female/male protagonist choices). I think it's more insulting that a Turian would go within arm's reach to threaten her with a gun. Not to mention the Krogan thugs behind her doing jack shit while it's happening.

Why does her leg twitch like that?

I liked Alistar, even though he was basically the obligatory 2nd in command beta male with relationship issues you see in every bioware game.

>real
This is a real version user.
He-
He...

he is a dwarf.

But dwarves are real people how is it anything like that

Parkinson

Sure but then they made him a special snowflake half-elf.

male/female doesnt matter though its a fucking 7 foot tall dude he could kill you with his wrist muscles. its stupid.

ALLAHU AKBAR

I would have been cool with Alistair if he had a different VA. Steve Valentine and Claudia Black were way too old to voice characters who were supposed to be teenagers, and they just end up sounding like retarded adults.

>this won GOTY 2014

>they made him a special snowflake half-elf

When the Christ they do this? As far as I knew he just became king and ruled with that one chick, even in all the dragon age DLC.

Wait, was Alistar supposed to be a teenager? I thought he was at least mid 20's.

Mocap isn't perfect. Usually requires lots of cleanup.

Which is also why the timing looks like shit.

Yes it is, because it's the only way Bioware's writers think they can make a character look "cool". It's pretty much fan fiction-tier.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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>When the Christ they do this? As far as I knew he just became king and ruled with that one chick, even in all the dragon age DLC.
The novels reveal that his mother was not some random maid but a stonk womyn elf and a greatest Grey Warden.

>mum said it's my turn to use the gun

reminder if you are white, they don't want your money

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You can see how they are just trampling over established lore to exercise their vaginal power since he didnt and doesnt looks half-elf at all.

i like how the mass effect armors all look like ass
just like in real life

You're not meming, are you? That may be the most retarded thing I've heard in a long time, and I beat Dragon Age 2.

I promise you... PROMISE YOU... that just by the very fact that you've written this post that you know more about Mass Effect lore than the writers of this game. I would like to hook the writers of ME:A up to a lie detector and ask if they've read at least half the codex entries of the first game.

Saw somewhere that CMDR sheppard was ~6 ft
Did some math and got THIS

And so ends Mass effect, a shame really, 2 is one of my favorite games and now......now its....this

You don't have to put a period in your post if you're posting an image. You can just leave the text field empty.

Ah, the Herpaderpians. I love that species.

>person standing upright, neutral, talking
>mocap

im gonna say no

>Wait, was Alistar supposed to be a teenager?

He's supposed to be 19-21 in DA:O. (Born in 9:10, game takes place in 9:30-31.)

If you change your PC's skin colour does that make daddy ryder a cuck?

bruh ive never even played the first or third game. played ME2 one time. all time great game imo actually.

but nobody answered me: can you still make rapist sheps in ME4? if so i will play it

This shit will sell in millions and will probably became GOTY. So expect Andromeda 2

what the fuck? he clearly looks and sounds mid 30s