Fucking Sega

What's the goddamn secret that these fuckers said no one had found in JSRF? Fucking bullshit ass bastards.

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It's good gameplay. They said it was there, but nobody ever etc.

I really fucking wish JSR and JSRF played as good as they looked and sounded. I love them, but god was Sega shitty at actual game design.

Well, I mean I did enjoy playing through both of them when they both originally released. They were entertaining at least. Aside from the occasional bullshit control issue where they did something like do a full turn instead of the instant turn that may drop your ass off a ledge or something, I liked it.

I wish they'd fucking just say that they were full of shit with whatever the big secret was that no one had found. I remember people getting desperate and saying it was Segways and shit just because the similar sounding name to Sega. And that fucking doomsday clock counting down, with people saying that had something to do with it.

Lastly, fuck Birthday Cake, and the dumb bitch who made it.

Bitches*, Cibo Matto is okay and their music is generally nowhere near as autistic as that one odious log of shit of a track. Either way the band has long since broken up.

Happy to hear it.

Ed Boom revealed a Mortal Kombat arcade secret just a year or so ago.
Maybe they really have something.

What was the secret?

I have kept up that hope as well, but I doubt it.

Mainly because it's perfect to keep for when they want to drum up attention/support for maybe making a sequel, and they didn't even bother with it when they tried a few years back.

Something kinda lame, you could see the endings in a slideshow without finishing the game.

Hopefully the new secret is jsr3


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You're damn fucking right.

They better port jsrf first to multiplats.

Source? I've never heard anyone say this.

What are the chances of a new JSR game?

HD port is long overdue. Either Sega has no money for it, or MS has their grubby hands on the exclusive rights which should at least give us a Bone and PC port.

Also Cube > Jazz > Gum > everyone else

I looked it up and there was never any "big secret" in JSRF that wasn't already discovered. Quit spreading shitty rumors.

True or not, the rumour has already produced us a sixteen-post thread about JSR, hasn't it? This will go down in JSR fucking history.

Literally anybody on Sup Forums can do that. A thread with 20 something posts isn't even much of an accomplishment.

This isn't even really a rumor, just some dumb lie advocated by one person to get people talking.

I was kidding about the post count. But I don't think OP just invented the roumour like that, although I never heart about it either.

Anyway, Naganuma hasn't been mentioned even once, which is a goddamn fucking shame.

I guess it just kinda bothered me because I'm such a huge fan of this series. I've been keeping up with JSR stuff for years and there's nothing about an undiscovered secret or anything like that.

I see. That's unfortunate. Let's find where OP lives and fuck him up.

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>fuck Birthday Cake
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>What's the goddamn secret that these fuckers said no one had found in JSRF?
The PC port.

LSD!!!!!!!!!

How many cocks did you have to suck to get your music into a Sega game, eh, Miho?

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It did bless us with this though.

EGGS AND SUGAR EGGS AND SALT
EGSOLUTIOAMAIMITYYYYY

>and the dumb bitch who made it
>Either way the band has long since broken up.
>eh, Miho?
Time to elaborate, guys.

Our girl Miho couldn't sing for shit but blew some mean cock, what else is there to elaborate upon?

Just some beastie cock. Also why there will never be a rerelease because their label was liquidated and the rights to those songs spread to the winds.

Fuck this thread made me go listen to Midori

This entire album would have fit too well in JSRF

Everything but Hideki Naganuma's music must be fucking purged from JSR.

The closest thing to a secret about JSRF is the rumors that the JP version had some extra text the US version didn't, specifically the manual having a bit more backstory and there being actual unique dialogue if you talk to people in the garage as the unlockable post game characters like rapid 99

>dat feel when you never had an xbox and emulation is still never going to happen so you're never going to play JSRF

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lmao

any version of JSR without improvise is a version not worth playing

I'm not just being hyperbolic, I've played the OG jp version of JSR without the western music and it's kind of a trainwreck

you can buy the system + the game for like 50 dollars

you can even soft mod the system if you have a USB that is still compatible with the format it used

>hating on Electric Toothbrush
OUT

Shove a spray can up your ass and tag your prostate with the word "homo", faggot.

>tfw you figure out the optimum routes and infinite grind in New Grind City.
Never having to touch the ground is great.
In fact, once I fully learned the layout of the levels in Jet Set Radio my enjoyment of the game went from "It's pretty good" to "I'm jizzing everywhere."
Getting all Jet Rankings was a bitch though thanks to the Jet Crush stages and saving Fight or Flight for the last required Jet ranking.

>tfw you realised that in every level, the number of tags before the second wave of enemies shows up is the same as the amount of red tags that require you to stand still.
It changed the way I saw the game.

It's classic models

Maybe it's the actual recipe for the perfect afro?

>niggas hating on best song

why does neo Sup Forums have such shit taste

DEAD I AM THE ONE

best girl comin through