Hello sir we suspect you have something on your computer. We are going to need to take a look. Please have a seat

>Hello sir we suspect you have something on your computer. We are going to need to take a look. Please have a seat.

How fucked are you Sup Forums?

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Not fucked at all, because I'm not a poor fag

well if it's denuvo my ssd is completely fucked

I haven't pirated a PC game in years unless you count VN and emulation

What the fuck is Denuvo going to do to me? Write a strongly worded letter about how I'm a bad person?

looks like the butthurt console denuvo shill tard is back

So I'm also back on reporting denuvo threads

So you're the corporate rats that's ruining my vidya..
*usheathes katana*
I've got something for you too

>my spic face when

get a warrant you fat fuck

Your legal authority has no power in my shithole

i'll be fine

everything on my computer, as much as I can't even believe, is legit these days

blame the bundles and Gaben, that converted me into a paid customer

I have a usb harddrive with some pirated indies/aaa I downloaded to test if my toaster is able to run them, but I don't even play them

not fucked
personal copyright infringement carries no punishments

You have 7 seconds to leave my property before I add you to the list of NSF casualties

You are violating the NAP by coming to my property

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?

I KNOW MY RIGHTS!

>tfw you pirated the entire witcher series and never gave cdpr a penny but bought numerous denuvo titles

*activates castle law*
heh... nuthing personnel, son

I haven't pirated a game since i was a teenager without a job. You do have a job, right?

Where is your warrant. Show me your warrant, otherwise I'm leaving.

Well if they don't use DRM they're basically asking you to pirate.

Are you the police?
Do you have a warrant?
Fuck off if the answer is no to either question, I don't recognize corporate authority

Are you a free citizen?

just some roms, am i fucked?

Depends. cd-roms or dvd-roms?

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Remember that time Denuvo was a revolutionary, uncrackable DRM? Me neither.

berseria?
dishonored 2?
warhammer?
hitman?

also, CPY gave up

Easy, bro, just havin' us a conversation.

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You're retarded if you think anything is 'uncrackable'. Even modern hashes will be cracked instantly once quantum computing becomes viable. Also, I know at least Dishonored 2 & Tales of Berseria are cracked already, kek.

Get off my property before I start shooting. God bless the USA.

>How fucked are you Sup Forums?

>all your games are legit sir, everything looks good. and may i say that's a fine collection of jav and redhead porn you have there. have a nice day.

You have no authority, I refuse.
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they arent
keep dreaming though

What is Denuvo?

A 100.000 USD maybe zero day crack blunder of a protection which sometimes causes troubles and it works on my machine answers

>Pursuant to what order?
>Is this related to suspected criminal activity?
>If this is related to potential copyright claims then I'm afraid you'll need a formal order of discovery; search warrants apply only criminal conduct.
>This is me effectively and constructively denying entry or access to my property including, but not limited to, my place of dwelling and the surrounding curtilage
>Have a nice day

Nothing to it.

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BERSERIA
CRACK
WHEN

Doctrine, not law. Not trying to be pedantic, but it makes a difference. Also worth noting there has to be a reasonable (not to you, but a jury) perception of an immediate threat. You know, just in case someone reading this was hoping to shoot a door to door solicitor.

>Hello sir we suspect you have something on your computer

thats a very broad suspension turn them away based on the fact that the dont seem to have any reasonable evidence and most likely cant take it to court

>berseria
fucking garbage weebcancer that no one actually wants so the effort likely isn't worth it
>dishonored 2
shit performance, probably waiting for it to be done getting patched so they can do it once and get it over with since you have to re-crack the game for successive updates
>warhammer
niche genre and it had meh reviews so probably not much demand for it. it's also only $12 right now.
>hitman
used to be always online, they removed it in a recent update so who knows, it'll probably be done next now that the physical version is out

>CPY gave up
?

>what's a loli?

gulp

That's actually a 400 year old witch named Yuri.

Since private companies have no authority to investigate my property, and copyright claims on an individual basis are civil cases and not federal cases, they can't do shit to you (in the United States). l2law

yeah i have all that data i got from your leaks

>live in castle doctrine state
>gun them down the second their foot crosses the door threshold

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>then go to jail for criminal homicide

Don't do this. Seriously, I hear this said often and it's incorrect. You've got to prove there was reason to fear of IMMINENT harm. Then having a melee weapon won't do it in my jurisdictions. Gotta be about to fuck your shit up.

>thats a very broad suspension turn them away based on the fact that the dont seem to have any reasonable evidence and most likely cant take it to court
How about turning them away on the fact that they have no authority whatsoever to enter private property anywhere on the planet?

Not at all, my country's law doesn't require me to give anyone a password.