What would be the perfect videogame?

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what does difficulty have to do with e-peen potential
if anything, e-peen goes together with multiplayer

>12 points

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if whenever or not the game has denuvo changes your opinion about the game itself your opinion is shit.

>12 points

Denuvo is dead anyways so I don't care about it.

You could give me 100 points, Sup Forums still wouldn't like it.

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>12 points

Op you gone dun fucked up.

The only good combination

That's Okami.
Its easy difficulty is a considerable fault.

pretty much this if you want a genuinely good game although it probably won't be liked by Sup Forums

I guarantee 100% of the people that put points into attractiveness are autistic weaboo losers and the reason why a solid 95% of games from Japan are fucking dogshit

>Using 12 points

Fuck Sup Forums but this is what I'd like

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This is the only correct answer

>game is too easy
>western game devs design ugly female characters
>1/10, 8 metacritric, lol dev on suicide watch
>no multiplayer lol who plays single player faggot dev
>no denuvo, dev admits his game isn't even good enough to pirate

Easy.

>there are people putting zero points into story
Enjoy your unskippable Anthony Burch writing!

Prove me wrong

shift mainstream reviews to difficulty and you have a good one when it comes to Sup Forums
the game can be dogshit without any story but as long as it has no denuvo, multiplayer and cute girls it will be praised here.
ESPECIALLY if it has low review score as high review score here is a con

If there's no gameplay/difficulty then it's going to be boring regardless of how good the story/music is.

That's only 10 points

I can't

Sup Forums will shit on it that it has denuvo

Only a casual needs to use all 11

>players can the make the game harder if they so desire (no death runs etc.)

>who cares it's a video game

>reviews don't really matter god hand got a 3/10 from ign and is still praised on Sup Forums

>multiplayer isn't really that big of a deal

>0.5/10

I feel like none of you nailed it yet, here is my pitch

Overwatch deserves at least a 1 in gameplay

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Only poorfags cry about being unable to pirate a game.

>1 million threads about "SJWs won't let games have hot girls"
>Will never actually play the game.

Well you don't even know how to count first off...

>famale

one day you might touch a vagina, but today is not that day

I know, the "no denuvo" option shouldn't even be here.
Its not affecting the gameplay itself in any way.
But the post was "make a game Sup Forums will like"

I just made the perfect JRPG.

>367132550
holy shit my mind was autocorrecting all these.

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No, you made the perfect hentai game

A fun game that I can fap to AND listen to the awesome soundtrack? Sign me up!

>REEE YOU CAN ONLY DISLIKE HORRIBLE DRMS IF YOU ARE A PIRATE REEE
Why would any consumer defends Denuvo?

Sup Forums would suck this game's dick. Explorers of Sky.

Denuvo is just bait. Sup Forums doesn't actually hate drm, they just hate the narrative it presents.

Is this a fucking joke?

>mainstream reviews don't matter, since they're worthless
>fuck waifufags
>fuck esports fags

10/10 game of the century with some fun multiplayer with your mates.

only thing that is debatable is denuvo, which is ironic, cause you have to typically pay to HAVE denuvo. It will be eventually cracked or removed without my intervention, so fuck it.

Nah. Even if the story is 10/10, the battle system, soundtrack and girls are all 10/10, if there is no difficulty it'll suck and get boring real quick.

>Perfect JRPG
>2/3 music

Why would you give a shit about denuvo if you intend to buy the game?

Either this or swap some combination of fe,ale characters and e-peen.

lets be real its too difficult put one point into boobs

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This would be my perfect Kantai Collection game if I had a $1 billion dollars to develop.

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Easy

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

dont need to have perfect women, Sup Forums will make porn out of it anyways

difficulty is not only about esports
its a difference between you actually having to do something and watching a movie

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It sounds as though you are upset?

You need at least 2 points in girls.

Because this is an horrible DRM needing you to be online all the time while playing a game with it, and Denuvo is unlikely to support Denuvo games for a long time?
At least Steam is likely to exist at least for decades.

2 ez

There we go, perfect for a fighting game.

Change that one from difficulty to music and 10/10

who am I Sup Forums?

>Points in mainstream review score

You mean 11/11?

You need difficulty for a fighting game you fucking retarded.

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God your taste is terrible

Hello wii music

What game has attractive female characters and good review scores these days?
Dead or Alive?

Nah. That's what gameplay covers.
Difficulty covers how long it takes to hit the skill floor.

>mainstream review score
already failed

>It takes resources to not have Denuvo

>needing you to be online all the time
That's up to the developer retard. Denuvo just needs a one time online authentication to activate.

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Easiest task of my life

:^)

>13 points

>literally a VN
off yourself

I don't get why I gotta pay to NOT have Denuvo.
Those 2 points should cap out Gameplay and sounds.

but jrpgs dont have actual gameplay

It would be the perfect game ever and Sup Forums would have one thread about it every few days or weeks, like SWAT games

nice

>lowered gameplay for attractive females

>Make a game Sup Forums will like
I succeeded.

>all these niggers putting 3 into writing and story

You need to leave right now

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difficulty is a variable for multiplayer games

Guess the series

MP and no denuvo being worth 2 points is retarded.

Can you imagine how awesome For Honor would be if it had super hot girls and an actually good soundtrack?

>no gameplay
>no git gud
>no mainstream popularity
>no multiplayer faggotry

Why do i have to choose? I want 20 points to fill every box and have a very good game.

This is your problem you fucking conformist faggots, always aiming for average, you forgot what excellence is.

Neptunia

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