Are you planning on buying 1-2-Switch? if not, why?

Are you planning on buying 1-2-Switch? if not, why?

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the fuck is this lmao

Because I've seen the videos of it.

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If I had a nephew and it was like $20, maybe

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I'm not planning on getting it. As if any sane person would.

When I stumble across it in the bargain bin or on amazon for $5-$10 bucks, I'll definitely grab it. Seems like a nice "get drunk/high and play with friends" type thing.

Because it's not video games. Assuming I'm buying a Nintendo platform, I'd be getting video games for it not whatever the hell this shit is. I can play make believe for free.

yeah that's more like it desu

can someone redpill me on what the fuck this game is

is it a meme like wii sports

shit is such a goddamn awkward game concept

how the fuck is this a debut highlight?

That dude has some big arms.

Doesn't it come bundled with the console?

It's a low-effort shovelware tier game for sole purpose of demonstrating the Joy-cons HD Rumble.

Don't buy it at full price.

>is it a meme like wii sports

It's an overpriced party game. Not sure if you know what a meme is or not, but that's besides the point.

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These shmucks do a fine enough demonstration.

PICK A CLASS

I'll watch it, thanks.

No because they know nobody wants this game. Not even for free.

I don't have any friend so there is no point on getting it.

If it was a $20 game then maybe, selling a set of 20 or so min games is retarded.

>he doesn't know
they got so few games on release that they felt the need to make it into a "full game"

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Kojima pretends to be Ocelot.

not bundling it with the console seems like a big mistake to me. Its the kind of thing the casual audience would like if they're trying to emulate the success of the Wii, but I doubt 1-2 Switch will get many sales on its own

It'll be pack in a couple months. Or at least a cheap bundle

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The game looks like a collection of tech demos that test the Switch controller capabilities that's being sold for $50.

Also 90% of these "gameplay" videos are showing the players LOOKING AWAY from the screen. Why the fuck would I pay $50 for a VIDEO game that I barely look at the SCREEN? What the fuck is stopping me from buying a Bop It Toy and having the same gameplay experience?

That was the concept of the game. Not looking at the screen but at each other's eyes or something.

Its simply overpriced
most of it looks good (copy game looks retarded AF) and looks like it would make a good drinking game and I could imagine playing it with few buddies..
If it only was around 20 fucking dollars not 60

someone please present a defense for this piece of software. preferably a nintendo fan.

There isn't one.

This is something that should be bundled with the hardware, not charged full fucking price.

It could lead to you getting laid.

No because I'm not planning on buying a Switch period. It's an underpowered, overpriced, gimmicky toy with no games.

It would never lead to such a thing. No mentally stable female would want to play fucking 1 2 Switch with anyone.

>"Want to come over my house and play a video game that lets us pretend to eat sandwiches?"

What the fuck were you thinking? What was Nintendo thinking?

This. Besides, the last thing I would want to do with a brand new expensive console is to let it sit by open drinks and let drunk friends mess around with it.

No. I don't pay money for shovelware. Even with a dollar cost of zero the time wasted on it instead of having fun with a better game makes shovelware too expensive to justify.

>doesn't ship with a browser, which wouldn't be so bad but I'm still paying online fees, + DLC and microtransactions and amiibo locked content

Why can't you just have one payment? amiiibos were supposed to replace traditional DLC. I just don't get it.

Eating an imaginary sandwich is one step closer to eating your cock.

No. If it came with the switch like Wii Sports or those crappy games on the 3DS it might have been fun.

Nintendo should legit make a controller like that next gen.

bop it has no HD rumble