What was Sakurai thinking?

What was Sakurai thinking?

jungle booty

Good things.

idk

>What other models and assets could I port over to this game to save time and add more content?

It's been almost ten years since the day I masturbated to this. Good times.

It made sense when they were shiny and plastic looking.

It was a shame that the trophy collection went from 300 unique collectibles with informative descriptions full of history and fun facts to "Generic Nintendo Model Viewer" each with a lame joke slapped on as a description.

True I learned a lot from all those different trophies

>300 unique collectibles
compared to what we have now
>743 trophies w/ DLC in Smash Wii U

This is part of the reason why I think they should scale the content back so they can actually put some thought into the smaller things. I don't want or need a trophy for everything under the sun.

The only good ones were the Smash-related trophies like character, stage, final smash, and item trophies. I'm glad they brought back Alt trophies in Smash 4, but the collection was still pretty lame compared to Melee's.

I'm always a fan of the more obscure trophies from games I'll never play. Those were some of my favorites in Melee. Now, they just get lost in all the shit like the hang glider from Wii Sports Resort.

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Her breasts are candy.

It's time.

The biggest offender was that one indie game trophy. Didn't deserve to be in there.

You can't expect them to sit down and make unique models for hundreds of character models that will only be relegated to a model viewer. Not every trophy in Melee was unique either, there were a bunch of model ports there too, like the trophies promoting upcoming games like Animal Crossing, most of the Pokemon trophies being from Stadium, Star Fox N64 models, trophies that are just 2D Sprites, etc.

They've got to have priorities. Making models for the actual game and characters come first.

footjob from a monkey girl...

Its funny because they spent a lot of time on Melee's trophy collection and still managed to make one of the greatest fighting games of all time.

Brawl and Smash 4 had shit trophy collections some intern worked on in his spare time and look how those games turned out.

>greatest fighting games of all time

Oh so you're one of THOSE guys

Diversity

>spent a lot of time on Melee's trophy collection
As I just said, a lot of them are straight model ports. Who could forget the memorable trophies like "Paper Mario's official artwork mounted on a trophy stand"? And the unique models they DID make are embarrassingly awful early attempts at 3D models.

>one of the greatest fighting games of all time.
I can't even take you seriously.

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he wanted to fuck that ape

I'm aware they reused models. I'm more upset by the fact they they stopped trying because they inflated the trophy pool. Not that there aren't some good ones in there.

You can cherry pick all you want, it doesn't change the fact that 100% of Sm4sh's trophies are model rips with pathetic descriptions.

isnt she a rareware thing?
like diddy kong

Microsoft bought Rare because they thought Rare owned Donkey Kong.

You're as stupid as Microsoft.

I'm dissatisfied with my newfound knowledge of the existence of this doll.

>100%
There are a few unique ones (such as this and all of the Mega Man trophies). Not as many as melee, but the games have bigger things to worry about than not having hundreds of "unique" models. They're an extra, not something that makes or breaks a game.

THANK YOU

Those fucking descriptions in wii u/3ds were just cancer

Don't get me started on the Wario and Yoshi sections.

>TFW not alone in thinking the recent trophies were ass

I missed learning about stuff. Like how that one Japanese schoolgirl trophy was from a famicom detective game and the Wario bucket from Mario and Wario.

I spent nights going through trophies in Melee, Smash 4 trophy descriptions are a bunch of fluff.

tough to imagine what was going through his mind

Is it a robot or just a generic fuck doll?

>Dr.Gigi, I'm P.S.I

How can I have a sexy time with her?

I played and finished Earthbound before I played Melee. Seeing Paula/Jeff/Poo and Starman in 3D was great. They couldn't even port the models to Brawl.

There aren't many Nintendo games that don't get localized nowadays or become obscure, whereas 16 years ago there were several that were either never localized or unknown.

It's not a fault of the trophies, rather a changing industry. Also with the internet, less popular games become known to a wider audience much more quickly.

Even still, I was surprised that Smash 4 had a Culdcept trophy, and there were some Japanese only trophies like Nintendoji and Zangeki no Reginleiv.

The Smash 4 Trophies were done by the Mother/Earthbound writers. The guy who did it actually made the item descriptions in the Mother/ Earthbound series.

Jeff did get a new model because he was an assist trophy, but the rest of the Mother focus was shifted to Mother 3 in Brawl because that was more recent.

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oh banana

>but the rest of the Mother focus was shifted to Mother 3 in Brawl because that was more recent.
And then that shifted to the roster.

Get some banana coins

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If monkeys look like this in real life I think a lot more people would have AIDS.

HE

looked*

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Remember when DK was made of wood?

>Oh shit we gotta copy Tawna

Nintendo will NEVER design a game that fully utilizes designs like these for Candy and Tiny. Why? Because Nintendo doesn't do cut scenes in their games essentially (CGI cutscenes being seriously minute). Also because they don't do voice acting in their games generally.

So why invest in fully realized solid models for their characters complete with good facial animation? Damn Nintendo.

Damn shame she was politically corrected (made flatter). It sees that to be family friendly you simply need to cut off a female's tits or give them A Cups. Pathetic.

He may be a hack, but at least Taro from Nier/Drakengard recognizes the power of sexuality and using it to make gamers spend and invest on his female characters.

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Since Anita runs Naughty dog now you want be seeing anything like this now

Literally everything except the area surounding the philtrum is really good looking in this image.
They really dropped the ball on the center lip and base of nose.

new Tawna is cute
And cute > hot

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Giving women rights was a horrible mistake. Men will only learn once their whole countries rot, decay, and collapse in all areas like academia, economy, etc.

enjoy your snowflake asses while you can once people start to tire of sjw youll have to find something else to make you feel special

>New Tawna throws a single wimpy punch in cutscene
>Still gets gangraped by the Obj_Motherfuckers

kys

get fucked faggot

>It was explained on Naughty Dog's old website that her general disappearance in the series was due to her leaving Crash for Pinstripe not long after the events of the first game
>cuck bandicoot

No because of a fuckup in a Japanese manual in Crash 2, and they went along with it

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Not my proudest fap

he had no style...
he had no grace...
this monkey had a funny face...

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more wet monkey pussy now

>still managed to make one of the greatest fighting games of all time.
Don't make me cringe, please.

>Brawl and Smash 4 had shit trophy collections
Leave Brawl out of that. Brawl had more trophies than Melee, and it also managed to share informative and good descriptions.

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can someone commission this guy to do more, instead of gay fur?

It bothers me that even though DK Country came out way before shit like Star Fox Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2, there's way less lewds of Candy and Dixie than of Krystal and Tats the Bat. Furry artists have bad taste.

>Posting Candy and Tiny instead of Dixie

How to tell if the thread is full of furries who never played a game in their lives.

Dixie is far less sexual than Krystal or Rouge. As for Candy she didn't get as much screen time, she was just an NPC in both DKC and 64 so that's probably why.

Dixie is for hugs, not fugs

Rouge is the best. Don't ever say that again, fool.

good fucking lord sauce please

Dixie 'croc-slayer' Kong exists only to protect the jungle and grow nice hair.

Cranky is actual best girl

He wanted to be a playable character so bad

It also doesn't help that Candy Kong has mostly lousy designs. Her best one is from DK64, but the other designs? Fucking ugly. Also furry artists don't like Ape Anthros compared to vixens and bat girls.

Another slight reason for why Candy Kong doesn't hit it big? DK games aren't known for cut scenes where there's a lot of exposition and a requirement for quality models. Even Krystal got that with Rare's graphic whores back on the Gamecube to leave a hell of a first impression.

Never seen this pic before, is it new?

And have fun with Diddy

No

>big tits with the word CANDY splayed across them

Now that's what I call lewd

Its a shame that everything from 64/Melee to after went to shit.

>break the targets goes from unique challenges requiring mastery of each character to generic stages to some shitty angry birds thing
>adventure mode goes from fun stages representing different nintendo universes with secrets and shit to a linear cutscene-filled slow crawl with lame new enemies to being cut for a shitty mario party clone
>event mode goes from unique challenges and premises to zero-effort scenarios that you could make yourself
>classic mode, enough said

I've seen nostalgia fagging before, but really? The trophy descriptions in Melee were better than Brawl/4?

All three games have a ton of fighter trophies, enemies, items etc and then a handful of cool unique ones. They never changed, you just look for shit to complain about.

>And the unique models they DID make are embarrassingly awful early attempts at 3D models.
This is why I love melees trophies

Dat duck hunt ducks trophy

Target test and event mode being degraded into shit makes me the saddest. I loved them in Melee. My favorite is still All-Star though, but that was still way better in Melee when trying to do no heal runs. Now no heal runs aren't even fun since it's impossible with 50 million characters.

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Jungle fever

All those modes get fucking tedious after you're expected to complete them for every character in four iterations. If they want them fine, but they need to cut out the "complete with every character for a slightly different trophy of them" bullshit.

This kong is in a better place*

Am I the only one who really enjoyed the SSE? It played like a Kirby game, and the cutscenes were fantastic for watching all these characters interact with each other.