OH BARRY~

OH BARRY~

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>Jill sandwich forever lost

re Jill is my favorite female

JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

Just finished my no save speed run of REmake. I'm fucking glad it's done, i hate playing like this and i had so many close calls i almost shit my pants. I was watching all cutcenes too until i got to lisa, lost track of time, panicked and started skipping them. Now all i have left is the knife run, which is gonna be trial and error garbage, i can't dodge for shit (alternate controls).

Army Jill is hot as fuck, my favorite outfit so far.

Oh right...

WHOA...THIS HALL IS DAN-JE-ROUS

What is it

My face when Barry still makes sandwich jokes in 201X playing Rev 2.

WOW, WHAT A MANSION

ITS FOREST

IT'S AWFUL

OH MY COD

looks like we got to the

ROOT
of the problem

...

Looks like Chris' blood.

I JUST HAD SUBWAY

Is there anyone who actually prefers REmake's voice acting over the original's? It's hardly an improvement. It's just bad without all the campy cheesy lines we all know and love.

CHRIS THE BLOOD FROM MY ERECTION IS GOING TO MY FUCKING EYES RIGHT NOW ILL REPEAT ONE LAST TIME
GIB
CLAIRE
PUSSI
NOW

You're delusional

It's not that bad and RE's is fucking atrocious, just because we laugh about it doesn't mean it's any good

>they will never fuck
Male RE MCs were a mistake.

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I didn't say it was good, faggot. They're both bad, only RE1 has the benefit of being more quotable.

Why are you doing this? What do you accomplish by unleashing Uroboros?

>tfw they were meant to get together in RE5 but it was cut

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I WANT COMPLETE. ANAL. SATURATION.

Rebecca says nothing. She merely shakes her head in disappointment.

Lets just get it over with WEEEESSSKKKEEEERR!

IT'S A WEAPON

>Using jank ass alt controls
Pathetic.

IT'S REEEALLY POWERFUL

No they are not both bad, that would be implying that they are on the same level. If REmake is bad RE is atrocious, faggot

>Chris will never fix Jill's nose by slapping her face repeatedly with his dick
>Leon will never fix Claire's inevitable tumblr feminist future and her now weird face by giving her glorious cum protein

why are those two faggots the "main guys" again?

>i feel superior because i use a different control scheme.

You're right, that is pathetic

Chris and Leon would never be mates unless required for part of the mission.

WESSHKERR

I guess that makes atrocious better then.

BUT JUU ST TAAAAKE A LOK AT DIS

ITS FOREST

lesbian claire a cute

By the end of Vendetta they will have a bromance going on, bonding over the fact they will be both 40 year old virgins. Also Chris will be thankful to Leon for not ravaging his sister's pussy when he could've

But Leon is going to be a third wheel throughout the film because Rebecca and Chris will be too busy jacking off to each other.

>Jill
youtube.com/watch?v=KPdJgD4xKSM

>Chris
youtube.com/watch?v=5X68HXEZqWU

Gotta love that voice acting

It would be cute if Claire wasn't literally made for procriating. She needs a dick.

Live action cutscenes again when?

>All these sudden erotic wesker posts in RE threads
What's happening here?
Is it the movie?

Doesn't work anymore.

The movie is part of it, but pic related is probably the reason

The fuck is a jibble sandwich?

Rebecca is literally going to be the weak little princess Peach that gets kidnapped and Mario and Luigi go save her

But she'll swoon for Chris more than Leon. Technically she doesn't even know who Leon is, except from what she's probably read about him.

>tfw Claire can't catch a break with men
JUST

They are both betas and neither of them will dick her at the end. But i wouldn't count Leon out, literally ALL chicks that met him to this date want his dick at least a little

And he has met lots of chicks

Same for Chris. They're both the same on the inside I guess.

>both guys she wanted to fuck but got rejected by sandwiching her
>she makes that face
why

There has to be a zombie version of this pic...

>Chris flailed at Wesker
Does the writer know what the action 'flailing' looks like?

>his "dead inside" face
for main series RE games, we get Chris and Leon who are both beta virgins, Jake "won't pop Sherry's cherry" Muller, Piers who is gay for Chris and, if you count CV, Steve, who doesn't even deserve to be called a man

Why are the MCs so SHIT?

Does anyone have that sex scene made entirely out of RE1 soundclips?

Barry's literally the only one who has fucked a woman.

the same """""""writer""""""" wrote a Leon/Claire + Rebecca tries Double Penetration fanfic, put on GODDAMN DINOSAURS and NO ZOMBIES (i repeat, ZERO ZOMBIES), slapped the Resident Evil license in it and launched it. So yeah, it's tumblr/fanfiction.net-tier writing.

Although Chris flailing his arms like a autistic airdancer in front of a erected Wesker makes me laugh like hell

Here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=YUxO_fBF6lo

I just finished Jill's campaign. Restarting with Chris as we speak.

And he's only MC in Gaiden and REV2.
Also forgot Billy i guess, but he's probably a virgin too, and forgotten as shit

>>Although Chris flailing his arms like a autistic airdancer in front of a erected Wesker makes me laugh like hell
Someone get a drawfag on this

But even Barry eventually had enough of his family.

Poorfag here. What should I expect?

a game.

Thanks

Claire's trying to act like she doesn't want to be sandwiched. When deep down, she does.

don't mention it. now go play.

LOOK AT THE MONSTEEERS

Thanks a lot dude.

Wesker is the bad guy

Jill Sammich

Damn Jill can wear those jeans fine.
Not that big of a surprise

>We didn't get the two of them adopting Sherry and living happily as a family
>Instead Claire had to go look for her autistic roid beast brother like he couldn't handle himself
>Leon got cucked by the government
>Sherry turned into a degenerate that's gonna be dating a chad that looks like a drug dealer and is the son of Albert "how do i have a son again? im virgin gib pucci" Wesker
darkest timeline

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>emulating when a PC port exists

the fuck are you doing

>WHAT? WHAT IS THIS?
>WHAT IS IT?
>BLUD!

who cares, nigger? take it to one of the 20 consoleflaming threads.

It still looks pretty good.

Why would you ever do it though?

Convenience mostly. I also need to get my paycheck.

to play game, obviously. does anyone need any other reason?

>jeans

To wake up tomorrow with no money for vidya

She looks so much better without that white trash vest

OH BARRY!

I GOT A SHOTGUN!

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Wooooah. This hall is DANGEROUS.

Oh, ah, BARRY, you're here too?

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>RUN JILL, HE'S INSANE!

Says the guy firing magnum bullets Jill's way to defeat a slow moving zombie.

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>tfw no accent that drives the ladies wild

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RE1 Jill/Barry dialogue best RE dialogue.

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>he's actually trying to fix her nose

she looks great regardless, user
though clothing-wise i'd say degeneration is her best look

I wish someone would push Rich Evans down a flight of stairs.

what the fuck

>why would you not waste money when you can?
fuck off you retard. it's the same shit.