Give me one GOOD film noir game

Give me one GOOD film noir game.

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Blues and Bullets

Beyblades

the saboteur

>Jessica Rabbit
>She's not actually a rabbit

Utmost Discomfort

Who thinks she's actually hot, her body proportions are so fucked up.

Thicc

God I will never not jack off to Jessica Rabbit.

Also LA Noire was kinda shit.

>Redhead
>Revealing Dress
>Shakes her tiddies and ass

Whats not to like? Her thin waist would look weird if she wasn't a cartoon but shes not

"Heat" was a good film

but she fucks them

Faggots not allowed

May Payne 2 is great!
I also liked Gemini Rue (though it is more cyberpunk, but still noir style)
Was Deja Vu any good? I never got very far in that when I was a kid.

>took on husband's surname

boner yes

>all that jessica rabbit porn on pixiv

You're all tasteless mooks

Fuck you ya bunny fucking bitch!

Is Cool World actually good or not?

She's called Jessica Rabbit because she married Rodger Rabbit, quite a clever switch to be honest.

LA Noire
The Bureau

link me up senpai

>needing a fucking link for pixiv

Fuck off and learn how to google fu you spoiled newfag shitter

It's interesting just to see what the worst Ralph Bakshi movie looks like and it's pure unadultered insanity, nonsense and bullshit, all because the studio re-wrote the entire movie behind his back and Bakshi was like ''fuck it, I'm gonna make this film as shitty as possible because at least I'm gonna get something out of this debacle''

Which is to say that he dropped ALL integrity and Cool World is shitposting for 90 minutes.

wow rude

Haha, no, it's awful.
I watched it recently because I had it on my list forever cause it's one of those live action mix with animation movies and they're uncommon.
But it's badly writen and a lot of the time they use cardboard cutouts of things, probably due to budget restraints since apparently the lady who acted in it basically took over the project and ruined it, like half the film needed to be re-shot and shit.
It definitely just falls to pieces at the end too.
Only really good thing in it is some of the environment backgrounds, like the landscape in toon world is awesome.

oh man, nostalgia boner
>imagine a movie like that being released today

Oh hey, the reason why I like redheads covering one eye with their hair

Does anyone actually think this looks better? Where is her nose? How is her waist that small? Whoever drew this needs to go to art school.

max payne
LA noire

blade runner
tex murphy
circut's edge

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You guys realize shes just cartoon marilyn monroe right?

Oh wait, you're too young to know who that is.

>Oh wait, you're too young to know who that is.
>Implying

fuck off man you're not smart or special everyone fucking knows this thats why no one has said it jesus christ

That's unfortunate. I've only played the game, which was also shit, The world that was built for the movie does seem great, though.

I'm 100% sure that the flat background cutouts was Bakshi's idea, it really is just like him to try and pass a flat wall and a small table as a drink bar.

I should really watch this again sometime.

Uh huh sure.

Cheeky.

You sound new as fuck, desu.

Devil Summoner: Roidou Kuzunoha.
It's not quite Noir, but it is very, very close.

Ah yes, the only good SMT series

Yes, which is a shame because Bakshi movies always have great art direction.

Dumb Kaikiposter.

Max payne is an awful game, and you should kill yourselves for having such awful taste

why? you just watched the best scene

It has some incredibly weird shit, like nickels that bite and a mobster baby.

Maybe it's my nostalgia, but I watched that shit as a kid with my family and loved it. The trick is to watch it for entertainment, not serious plot.

Not all of us are thirsty virgins, I'd like to watch a good movie for a good movie, not a 2 second clip of TnA friendo

Gunpoint is one of my favourite games

Too bad its unpolished indie trash

sauce me op

>The trick is to watch it for entertainment, not serious plot.

That's just as bad as saying "Turn off your brain"

Anybody with good taste will tell you it's L.A. Noire.

Rock-a-Doodle

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way (badly)

You're underaged so no. There isnt a person alive in the 90s who doesn't know the source

This stuff does way more to me than shitty anime.

I miss him

those were good times

>Rockstar trash

Anyone with taste would tell you to stop playing GTA rehashes

>(badly)
>talking shit about Richard Williams' designs
go back to your shitty anime girl recolors

>LA Noire
>Rockstar
G8 b8 m8.

Heavy Rain?

I only no the source because of people referencing it, born in 95 and never seen it.

I know objectively this is a bad movie, but it helped me not be a pussy fuck when I was 6

>tfw there will never be another film inspired by art by Frank Frazetta

I fucking watched streamed because I'm lazy that a short while ago. Holy fuck was that scene with the owl turning the kid into the cat nightmare fuel.

>good movie

Just because you watched it when you were a kid doesn't make it good.

REMEMBA ME EDDIE?

scared little me

Howabout both of you stop being degenerate 2D fuckers? Get out there and find a girl, or a guy if thats your thing. Anything to save you from destroying yourselves

even better

2000 is one year off from not being underage

>no

Nope. Sorry champ

I watched it a few days ago and to me it's very similar to something like Rock & Rule, except for every creative decision Rock & Rule I had I was like ''yeah, absolutely'', everything they settled in Rock-a-Doodle makes me go ''whyyyyy''

she got nigger skull >:(

>tfw they censored her with a feather dress for one half and simply painted her rack out for the other half of the film

you know what is the significate of noir?

sauce

dark

As long as the artstyle isn't downright disgusting, I'm fine with both jap and western shit. What really matters to me is how well animated the thing in question is.
Unfortunately, most hentai & eroge are animated like complete shit.

see

I think I'm confusing the title with a different game, but I can't remember

As a kid watching this I really wanted to see her naked. Thanks toon movies for making me a xenophile.

A murder, dark, lots of rain, the occasional fedora.

Wait what, explain.

>Duke Owl turning Edmund into a cat is nightmare fuel
>Not pic fucking related
As bad as these Don Bluth movies got, the dude never disappointed with his climaxes, people get strangled, straight up killed, fucking crushed by giant rocks, stakes go sky-high, it almost makes you believe that what you watched wasn't totally terrible. Almost.

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>there's never been a movie about a manchild and his cartoon waifu in modern society

Why

I don't "get" porn. Never have, never did. It was all the rage with my friends in the newgrounds era, but I never saw the appeal, its just a naked lady. And half the time its even more boring then the real thing. Clothes make a character design, its what makes a person stand out, why would suddenly taking away those design motifs make the character more appealing? All it does is make them a blank slate. Take jessica rabbit, She's iconic in that red halter dress, take that away and shes just some dumb naked red head. No character, no substance.

You guys are weird as fuck

She fucks like a rabbit

What the fuck thats damn fucking hot. More?

I'm sorry to say you have the sex drive of an 8 year old girl

>Willingly getting a 3dpd

A test screening of the film went awry when the audiences couldn't understand one bit of the plot, which is why you have Phil Harris' narrating the whole thing, it also triggered Don Bluth in the sense that he wanted to make this film for very young children, so he censored stuff like Goldie's rack, Duke Owl's magic breath (which was colorless and without funny shapes originally) and cut out some scenes here and there, most notably a scene where Duke Owl cooks a Skunk Pie while singing Opera, the reason why it was cut is because someone told Bluth that most accidents with children happen in the kitchen.

It's just like Land Before Time, they cut (or changed) a shitton of stuff which is why the movie is BARELY over an hour long, and sadly, there are no indications of the original versions ever surfacing.

This dude's stuff is fucking great, let me tell you. Wish there was way more.

Thats my point man, I'm married, real thing is understandable, my point is 2D. I don't get the appeal of taking an iconic character design and making it bland, and this applies to males too. Theres nothing appealing about a drawn penis or vagina, its just a drawing. And in most cases it makes no sense given the style and anatomy of the character. Its just weird

You could not be more distant from humanity

Shut up you! Those girls raped Bernd!

Looks like he couldn't handle the Lucky Charms.

Too bad they had to edit the colorful objects in. He was apparently supposed to be scary.

Censoring her tits was a crime.

>I'm married
I'm so sorry.

You're on Sup Forums. Your brain already is off.