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I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE, IM A HUMAN BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX, I NEED TO RELEASE MY 27YO SEMEN CONTAINED INSIDE MY TESTICLES, INSIDE A WOMB, I NEED TO PENETRATE A VAGINA, THIS IS A RIGHT GIVE TO ME BY NATURE ITSELF, I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SOLITUDE ANYMORE

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>MY 27YO SEMEN CONTAINED INSIDE MY TESTICLES
This is why nobody loves you. You're a fucking retard

Wrong board

>>/r9k/

Sounds like it's your fault. Quit blaming society.

/r9k/ is a few boards down

If you're a muslim you could go to sweden and rape whoever you want. The police treats it like a misdemeanor and the media wont report it.

Nice blog.

In nature, beta animals never get to mate.
Sorry but nature argument is actually against you in this case.

What video game is this?

>still chasing the vaginal jew

wow i sure hope this doesn't become the next shitty reoccurring shitpost thread for the next few days

jus b urself :)
you'll find someone one day and they'll come out of nowhere!

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just jerk off you dumb fuck

Kill yourself. It's the only way.

Elliot Rodger here

Not just that they normally starve to death.

At least OP has that to look forward to.

>Mostly negative rating
Sounds about right

If you use a steak, it is basically a fake vagina.
Go on and try it. Unlike fapping, it doesn't make me depressed. Great to be able to fool your own body.

Nobody cares about social failures on the internet, especially when they're men.

Dont give up user, you're almost a wizard!!

>tfw 6 years to go

Laughed hard OP, thanks.

Humans don't have the right to sex, kiddo. Go talk to a girl or something.

I am 31
You entertain me, puny mortals.

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>Mfw I'm 18 and lost my virginity on new year's eve
>Mfw oldfag whiners Like You Still bitch about Being A virgin

Just take it, what's stopping you?
It's your right after all as you said, hehe.

>Had sex with over 40 women
>Never been in love

Where am I going wrong? I'm not autistic and I can obviously talk to women, but I eternally have tfw no gf.

Go fuck your sister.

Are you saying you fuck steaks?

Oh boo hoo for you faggot. Why do you need love when you can have sex?

Heh. You guys are alright.

Let me guess, you are the kind of guy who say that tattoos and piercings are gross

I WANNA FUCK A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have one year left. I can't believe that I've been here for this long. A decade ago, I never dreamed it would end up this way.

>answering questions nobody asked you

People under 18 shouldn't be allowed here
People between 18 and 30 should only be able to browse the normalfag boards
Over 30 should be allowed on all boards

Because I want someone to share my life with.

>I'm 18

It shows. Lurk for a few more years.

I could feasibly do this tonight. How should I prepare the steak?

go fuck yourself then

>been in love
>gotten hurt

Its not worth it.

Maybe you're a psychopath.

Obviously.
Cheaper and better than a real bitch.

Sup Forums - Video Games

Get the fuck off the internet then you fat mess and start looking for work.

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I don't think a virgin can understand that problem

Just warm it up and try and keep it warm and slippery. No need to cook it.

Are you saying you don't?

This isn't ktt. Leave.

Just accept your fate. Ive accepted mine. At least we have video games

What do you enjoy doing?

Make me, faggot.

Holy shit

Medium rare

I'm sorry to hear that
here, have a fun game for your hard times
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Because there are at least a dozen better things to fuck that aren't people

Try to be a fuckboi you'll eventually put your dick on something.

Rape someone. There are websites and stuff that give tips on not being caught.

Don't rape someone you know.
Shower beforehand.
Wear brand new clothes
Shave your pubes totally.
Wear a hat.

Could you turn trap and get fucked in your tight smooth little boipussy?

Find a dive bar.
Wait for a group of women to show up.
Join them, buy drinks
Go home with one (preferably older since they know what they're doing)

Go on...

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Could I wear a fedora?

DAMN

I think the idea is not to get recognized

>What is DNA testing?

Work on meditation, reading magic books and of course, increasing my abilities.

Buy hooker or become fuckable your pick

>Has sex once
>Critiques others

You're worse than a virgin really.

A woman who is raped and didn't go to the bar to have hot random sex goes to the hospital. They check for hair then get a glob of your sperm. It goes to a crime lab and sits for 30 years and you're arrested after they finally bother to check them.

Like poetry.

It's really not that big a deal.

Hell, I kinda feel bad wasting my chance of becoming a wizard.

What are some games with bullshit status effects that make you really ineffective against the opposite sex?

Not video games.
>I have the right to have sex
No, it's a privilege in the modern age.
And you can have it if you go pay a hooker.

If you've got a bald spot, just shave it all and grow a beard. Some women like that look.

is she just getting jabbed in the stomach???

3DPD is fucking disgusting, 2D is all you need in life.

Right, look. Sex really isn't all it's cracked up to be, I know everyone fucking says that but it's true. Sex, just like life is what you make of it, if you're an assberg sex isn't going to magically cure you overnight, in fact after having sex my mental state has only deteriorated, because now I realise, having 'done it all' that really life is really fucking awful, and limited at that.

Stop obsessing over sex, videogames, overall are a much better use of your time.

That's something a virgin would say

>R: 79 / I: 17

you pathetic shitposter.

That's what 2D fags tell themselves to prolong the inevitable suicide.

If he does it to someone he doesn't know, doesn't leave any hairs behind and doesn't already have any fingerprints or DNA on file then they would never suspect him.

Drive 2hrs to another part of the country. Leave your car a while away, only walk to the destination when it's busy so CCTV cameras can't track you as well.

Maybe change clothes in a bathroom, or wear clothes over clothes to make yourself look bulky when you exit and thus harder to recognize.

Having had sex a few times, it's supremely overrated.

Live the weeb life and you'll be a much happier man, I assure you.

I know it's hard to believe that if you haven't had sex even once, but if you go through the effort to achieve it, you'll look back and say it was not worth it.

Unless you're that 1 in 100000000 guys who just happens to find the perfect girl who isnt taken and shares your interests AND is interested in you.

But if you were, obviously, you wouldn't be posting these sort of things because you won the lottery.

I don't "get" porn. Never have, never did. It was all the rage with my friends in the newgrounds era, but I never saw the appeal, its just a naked lady. And half the time its even more boring then the real thing. Clothes make a character design, its what makes a person stand out, why would suddenly taking away those design motifs make the character more appealing? All it does is make them a blank slate. Take jessica rabbit, She's iconic in that red halter dress, take that away and shes just some dumb naked red head. No character, no substance.

You guys are weird as fuck

If you are not on file they can't track you.

This is wrong. Sex like all things can be good or bad. It really depends on your partner and how in tune you guys are. Your first time will just be ok. Youll be a little nervous but it will feel good and be over quick.

the chances of you getting laid are a lot higher than you going bareback

Just wait a couple more years. You'll be a wizard and no longer have such earthly base desires.

Buy a whore. Jesus.