ACCEPT THE FUCKING GIFT HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE FUCK THIS GAME

ACCEPT THE FUCKING GIFT HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE FUCK THIS GAME

Um...No, thank you.

No means no, baby

Just like in real life!

These things have gameplay?

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>girls not accepting gifts
>like real life
We will accepts gifts, but that doesn't mean you're getting out of the friendzone, bucko!

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>we
Hahahahahahaha

Show us your dick.

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r u a at grill? (male)

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Yes, the game is called robbin weebs waifu fags. It is a game were Team Ninja makes a free to playish type game and charge full price for it, this is a bare as fuck bones game and it's a boring fucking grindfest, I couldn't even imagine buying this shit and not feeling like a fucking idiot, it's a poorly made game, I liked the first one, the second one is ok, but this one is just a fucking mess.

Do girls like tiny shell bikinis?

worthless fucking slut

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>girls never fucking accept gifts from each other through the hotel gifting screen
what the fuck is even the point? getting all these pose cards sent out is a nightmare.

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A/S/L?

I would gift you with a five knuckle sandwich...

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>implying anyone would even think to give you a gift

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I'm replying too!

>DOA XTREME
>game
Good joke lad

>bucko
Thanks for confirming

I have clocked over 100 hours into this game. I can stare at these scantily clad polygon tiddies for hours, what went wrong in my life?

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tru

what's the last set? PASTIES?!

nothing, as long as you're having fun

reminder

Aren't those only like ~500 USD retail? Did she buy a fucking trailer home?

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It's probably china or something.

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>implying she only used money from the iphones
wtf is a downpayment???

About 800.

Still, that's not much, unless it was a down payment.

up my ass?

my dick after I knock yo bitch ass out, na mean

Please post more, I'm in love...

The headline leaves alot of questions, don't bully me

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Does anyone actually think those strings and clams are attractive?

hot

>UPDATE (11/1/16 1:55 pm): In a heartbreaking but perhaps inevitable update, Buzzfeed now reports that the story about the heroine in China might have been fabricated. Though the BBC reported that they verified the initial story before publishing their report, Buzzfeed now says that the company to which the iPhones were sold, Huishoubao Tech, recently placed a hiring ad for a marketing manager, where one of the desirable qualities was a familiarity with "methods of media manipulation."

Fuck my boy pussi pls

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>heartbreaking
>heroine
How was the girl supposed be the good guy in that scenario?

Can we ever get another chance to buy these DLC/time limited swimsuits? I got this game pre-ordered but never actually played it until recently and I have missed some nice swimsuits so far.

Someone post the Honaka dog bestiality webms

unfortunately you'd be unconscious uhh so I guess i'd just punch you in the stomach ;)

Because it's fucking Buzzfeed.

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>mfw XTREME 4 comes out before a new Ninja Gaiden

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This is why you don't give women gifts until you're already out of the friendzone.

>Good luck getting laid with that mentality!

And this is why male sexual retreat is an IRL phenomena. Hey, you need us more than we need you. Men aren't the ones who get really depressed when they're single in their 30s.

The gift-giving risk has been a part of courting women since forever, of course, but never have so many women openly exploited it for free shit. Who would place any sort of monetary value on getting through the door with such human trash? An idiot, that's who. Use that money to buy yourself another round.

the swimsuits rotate. previous sets are usually available 2 weeks after they change sets. they're often available in the future, but takes longer to get back in rotation after they cycle their first 2 times.

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Hope it is soon.

>Honoka

Oh boy, time to go looking through noname55's stuff.

I want to impregnate Honoka so bad someone fucking kill me

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MRA spotted.

Enjoy your anal fissure, faggot!

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How would this "swimsuit" even stay in place? Fucking japs, no idea how fabric works

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Hotglue ya moron.

I hope Russia sues that shithole to the fucking ground

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dammit I'm too late please link webm

hello where are the areole

I will not die and leave this world until I had sex with Honoka. I will find a way. If the tech isn't there, I'll invent it myself. Screencap this.

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Try to shame organization against your female supremacy movement all you want. It won't make the problems that you've caused go away. Subsequently, your critics are here to stay, too.

Imagine if this game had nipples and camel toes.. What a missed opportunity

pallidsfm lisa

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What was the webm?

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someone post the webms where it looks like the girls are banging you

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Does he make webms?

This means that you gonna fuck my boy pussi?

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She looks so genuinely retarded. That's so hot t.bh
Wouldn't you love to have your own retarded gf, with an absolute killer body who would do anything you say and do every debauchery act you want from her?

One of the reasons I didn't get this game.
How can you stand to pay so much money just to get cucked while trying to play dress up?

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Why don't you guys just play honey select with her character?

There's also all the swimsuits

It's annoying and the only solution to this is save scumming for money and for a different outcome at the gifting process. So you can overcome these hurdles but it's really annoying. When I was super into this game, getting the girls lewd poses and lewd bikinis, I spent more time in the ps4 home menu navigating to the save game backup/restore tool than I spent time ingame

Original was the only good one. 2 was awful and while 3 is better by virtue of not being a bug-ridden mess, it's still bad.

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