OUR TOWN IS UNDER SIEGE

OUR TOWN IS UNDER SIEGE

Someone post the cooking pasta

YES M'LORD

WHAT WOULD YOU ASK OF ME

OFF I GO THEN

READY TO WORK

*clicks*

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>playing some 1v1 vs bots
>even insane bots 2 fucking easy
>everyone on ladder is to good to even enjoy playing with

fuck man, i miss wc3 / sc2:WOL / dow2. i found 1v1 rts really enjoyable...

I just started the bonus campaign of WC3

It's so fucking easy though, everyone dies and I can't die when does it get hard?

try out AMAIe user, its really great

i... i dont know what that is?

>Grubby came all the way to grand to finals just to get all killed by a Korean
sad

It doesn't. It's basically proto-WoW in the way it was designed.

The campaign was no joke on the hardest difficulty, I remember. Was it legit hard or was I just a scrub back then?

its hard if youre not good at rts? once you start using hot keys and control groups its ezpz

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another settlement needs our help

A work of art.

a modified AI that acts like a proper oponent, utilizing diffrent strategies and abilities you would never see the regular AI do, it also actualy adjusts to counter your builds too and sometimes buys mercenaries, heroes items and stuff like that

its just an .exe you put in your warcraft folder, works with all melee maps

Gotta be one of my favorite games.
I got so fucking fat during summer vacation playing it all night.
Used to fight with my sister too because I wanted to play and she wanted to use the computer.

PROSTAGMA?

Airy fairy.

Go do the mission where you wake up furion on hard.

you legit have to do retarded shit (aka base skip the horde with a massive army or exploit the AI and make the yeti spirits fight the enemy team).

Arthas: Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Uther: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
Arthas: As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the cake you should know.
Arthas: Oh no. It's too late. These muffins have all been overgrazed. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into paperweights.
Uther: What?
Arthas: This entire buffet must be purged.
Uther: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Arthas: Damn it, Uther. As your future sous-chef I order you to purge this buffet.
Uther: You are not my sous-chef yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Arthas: Then I must consider this an act of work misconduct.
Uther: Misconduct? Have you lost your mind, Arthas?
Arthas: Have I? Lord Uther, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my spatula, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your chefs from service.
Jaina: Arthas, you can't just...
Arthas: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this restaurant, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Uther: You've just crossed a terrible union, Arthas
Arthas: Jaina?
Jaina: I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.

GOOD MORNING REDDIT

>those farms
>not built in rows of 4

>tiny house
>"farm"

hello redbit

did you play wc3? they were called farms

"BUILD MORE FARHMS"

i was so shit at melee, i just played custom games

i know i was making fun of it, not you

>tfw only "classic" rts in 7 years is starcraft 2
why doesn't anyone make fun rts games anymore?

etimos

SCCHHHEEEEEPAAAAANNNN?????

This. The shitty cooking puns were never ever funny.