Were you lucky enough to preorder a switch?

Were you lucky enough to preorder a switch?

that moms face tells it all

pre-orders are still available everywhere here, guess it'll be a typical Nintendo console where Europe doesn't give a shit about it

GS employee gonna pipe cuz he gave lil jimmy a gamecube for free

>Free
>Pre-order
>Free pre-order
So... The Switch wasn't free, but the pre-order was..?
Aren't pre-orders like, $5 at the most?

>Mom, I wanted a new Skylander, not this

>paying for a preorder

They take it off the price, still the in the picture it looks like the employees the happiest of them all

Probably because of how much of a shady fucking business Gamestop runs

>when all you wanted to do was abandon your retarded child somewhere but get roped into some bullshit gimmick instead

I fucking hate this "Happy to make someone's day!" attitude Gamestop "forces."
Gamestop actively tries to create a buying "experience" as if people aren't just fucking there to buy games and don't want wander through a Wal-Mart.

>free pre-order
Is this real ?

>both the mom and kid look like they don't give a shit

lel

Atleast he can sell it ten years later to pay for his coke debts to his spic friends.

The Birth of Chris-chan 2.0.
Calling it now, that kid is fucked.

This kid is getting thrown over the wall once it's built.

I've never worked at GameStop, but I worked at a retail shop in college.

You would be surprised at the amount of people who spend more than 20 minutes in the shop just shooting the shit pretending to be friends with the sales associates. It's not uncommon to find guys that just hang out for 2 hours+

Gamestop never trains or expects you to hold extended interactions with those people. Honestly they tend to ignore that demographic almost entirely.

However, we don't just sell games, we sell fun™
They want you to give customers an "experience."

and I just won

preorders are free in most of the world.
at wore you pay in advance part of it but the total price is the normal retail price.

So, he won nothing then?

he won the pleasure of having someone else preorder cancelled to get his own, since they are completely out of stock.

So Gamestop employees really have become as embarrassingly insufferable as the commercials show them to be.

he met his quota and gets to keep his job for another month

>Wikihow: Identifying Autism in Adults

Is that literally his family or what.

Looks like that employee gave the mom an ""experience"".

>the only one that seems happy is the employee
what is it about entering a gamestop that just gives you complete disdain on life in general?

>wahaaa why aren't people soulless slaves like my favorite mc donald's.

>years ago
>preorder God of War 2
>go into game stop
>"Im here to pick up my copy of God of War 2 that I preordered"
>"oh, we dont have any more copies of that"

I fucking hate gamestop so god damned much

You seem to be upset about something but I honestly can't say I really understand what it is you're upset about.

Is this post satire?

>Win Nintendo Switch
>Get deported March 2nd

You can blame the recent leaks on that.

>"my guests"
Why do americans insist on doing this?

>Black Ops 2 just released
>I did't pre-order
>fuck it let's go see what happens
>tell clerk I want Black Ops 2
>he gives me the pre order edition
>MFW I took someones pre order

and another CWC is born

>tfw the saga is coming to a close
2004-10 were fucking internet kino

I assumed that he was the dad at first. Got a small laugh thinking the only excited person was the one who was actually paying for it.

>go into gamestop to buy a game a month after it comes out
>get the "DAY 1" edition with all the bonus shit

It won't be over for a long time, senpai. He can go down so much further before he hits rock bottom.

Got the same thing, but only a couple of days after release and it was a shitty monster hunter box. The figure looks pretty bad and I hate using lanyards.

they took'er preordrs

I did.
I'm cancelling it tomorrow though. I need a bit of extra cash for a sudden expense that came out of nowhere.
I'll pick one up two weeks after launch instead.

>EB Games (ausfag gamestop)
>always a last resort because absurd prices
>phone them up or rarely go in there
>they NEVER have what you want in stock

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO SHOPS AT THESE FUCKING VIDEO GAME STORES THAT NEVER EVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR?

>Yakuza 0 out of stock everywhere online and all other stores
>eb games site: in stock ;)
>call them
>errr sorry its out of stock but I can sell you a preowned copy for $5 less

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GAME THAT CAME OUT 3 DAYS AGO WHEN I RANG IN FUCKING USED FORM ALREADY? YOU LYING FUCKING CUNTS

>buying black ops
lmaoing at your life

>implying he's not already touching bedrock

Pretty sure mutilating your genitals and pretending to be a woman is already one of the lowest points of a persons life user

...

Shame ICE will deport them before he gets the console.

Calling them "customers" is too corporate-y, so some places insist on making their employees or "team members" to say guests.

kek guilty

I like digging through last-gen bargain bins. years ago it was how I got my copies of Mystical Ninja, Chameleon Twist, and a bunch of other blockbuster niche titles.

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