Will we ever get a realistic Pokémon spinoff?

Will we ever get a realistic Pokémon spinoff?

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Yeah those pokemon that have 3x the heat of the sun inside surely wont blow theplanet up

>realistic Pokemon spinoff

>realistic Pokemon

Ghost and psychic Pokemon would go around murdering thousands.

>that weird feeling where your peepee goes up at obvious slut
>but your brain goes down at obvious slut
Peepee want to be in moist hole, but brain says probably diseased, and will cheat.

Brain be wise, sorry peepee.

You DO realize that - realistically - Pokemon setting is fuckfull of animal abuse and cruelty, right?

I mean, even aside from original Pokemon traines carrying actual fucking whips, animal fights are fucking illegal in most of non 3rd world.

Oh yes.

>animal fights are fucking illegal in most of non 3rd world.

But it's necessary because the only thing that can stop wild Pokemon is trained Pokemon. And trained Pokemon can only become stronger by fighting other Pokemon.

If trainers didn't battle each other, you would have wild Gyradaros' going around levelling cities.

If you want a pokemon with better written story, just to play the Mystery Dungeon series.

But you will get crushed by the story

>the only thing that can stop wild Pokemon is trained Pokemon

and who stopped tamed and trained the first pokemons without trained pokemons?

some fag had to go in and beat the shit out of them old school

But we've had one since 9 years before the first even released. Maybe get some taste and stop playing games created by a literal autist.

Die you degenerate Barneyfag
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Pokemon like fighting more than their trainers do user. I think Gamefreak said that to stop people saying muh cruelty.

>but my 12 year old anime girls really do consent, your Honor

>barneyfag thread

LES DO DIS

Pokemon aren't real user.

HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

Fucking kill these freaks

Am I missing something here?

>realistic
This word has really been raped into a pasty mush by fags like OP, hasn't it?

Fucking kill these freaks

...

Well, i think its time to upload some horizon pictures to derpibooru so you can stop those annoying shills.

>realistic
What the fuck do you even mean

Thanks for confirming that you only post in threads you create yourself.

If by 'realistic' you mean difficult I guess there's the mystery dungeon series

These pieces of shit need to die.

OP's picture is a humanized Queen Chrysalis. They can't be shilling their shit here.

>pokeball tits

that is too dumb and funny

but it's just a girl with green hair and Pokeball tits

why do you upload pictures like this to Derpibooru, Barneyfag? And weren't you banned forever like six times?

nope, I only caught onto the trend where this fag will make these shitty threads around 6AM EST while I was asleep.
I learned the hard way.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

It's a pretty fucked up world where every single sentient creature evolved with a built-in battle instinct. Even the most useless animals have an insatiable hunger for battle.

Still a humanized Queen Chrysalis.
And I didn't upload it.

What's the most delicious Pokemon?

Beware the mutant, the heretic. Purge the unclean lest it's taint corrupt the sacred form of man