What if Bomberman was a grill?

What if Bomberman was a grill?

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Her games would bomb

I'm just glad they are finally fixing the series.

best game of the year.

Bomberman it's the race.

There were already female Bomberman.

It's kinda incredible how Senran Kagura informed the entire gaming industry and now girls can have their clothes torn in most Japanese games.

What a time to be alive!

Kenichiro Takaki is truly the Hideo Kojima of our time.

I always assumed it was a profession, like Fireman.

I'm pretty sure breakable clothing was a thing before Senran

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME FOR CHILDREN GUYS

THINK OF THE CHILDREEEEEEEEEEN

Me too, but I can't think of game that did it first. Dancing Eyes comes to mind, but I bet there's something prior to that way back on the NEC PC-88 or something.

If anything, Kenichiro Takaki popularized the idea for modern gaming. It's like how Pokemon Go made Squarespace a thing again.

Children will have to learn eventually

Art of Fighting made it mainstream already

>right lower girl
"Make a contract with me and became a magical bombergirl, madoka!"

Don't give a shit, it's finally a new bomberman game.

Top right a cute.

>neofags triggered hard by this
Its amusing how seeing how mad they are and spewing "sexualization" and "misogyny" in same post

why can't children watch sexual stuffs anyway?
>children are too young to know what they saw is sexual
>no problem
>children know what they saw is sexual, hence proven they are not as immature as people think
>no problem too

White > Green > Brown > shit > Pink

Glad we all agree

link or pics? I didn't find any

Can't wait for this shit to fail hard, and ensure we never get another game.

>fail hard

It's an arcade game, no shit it's going to fail hard.

>yfw you realise bomberman was always a girl.

Why would you want that? What's wrong with you?

>devs are so desperate that they have to resort to waifufag pandering in an attempt to make their games relevant again
Didn't work for Medabots and hopufully won't work for this either

>yfw you realize you were always a girl

I'd rather have the series die than continue on with blatant moeshit pandering.

>not playing Power Bomberman

What the fuck did they do to Bomberman?

Improvements

wait this is an arcade game? i thought it was a mobile game and was looking forward to downloading it

That's not improving. Thats selling out in a desperate attempt to get people to play your game.

Remember what happened to Castlevania?

He's dead, Rick.

I still wouldn't play it.

Shiro is cute! CUTE!

Remember what happened to Fire Emblem? Success.

Honestly, I'm not surprised for companies to resort to waifufaggotry. If it sells, it sells.

They gave him a new fangirl and gave her her own game.

Pink best girl.
I mean damn she's pretty much leagues apart from the others, almost feel bad for them.

Fire Emblem also became extremely shitty and boring.

Success ≠ Good

mfw when jim sterling fanboys tried to make this controversial like castlevania's pachinko machines but fail hard at it and people actually likes this

But waifus!!

Well, you didn't buy the games enough when they were "good" and this is what you'll get now.

oh god, i just realized this is an official bomberman
i thought it was a knockoff

I would be okay with it if those designs werent dogshit awful.

Looks better than bomberman reddit

I've seen this before, but I've never truly appreciated how doofy the cover art is. Thanks for the laugh user.

Please, if we're talking big mainstream games then that shit was in Soul Calibur 4 already.
>Life bars
>Domination bars
Im not really sure about this. I do feel bad for the people in charge of making new games for this franchise though.
Bomberman is pretty much a perfect game, there isn't much you can add or get rid off without breaking it. So trying to make new entries into the serie have to be nerve wracking.

I don't know about the clothing destruction either. I don't think people play those games to see 12 CGs of girls in various levels of clothing desruction.

Also Shiro a shit, her design is just bombermans slapped on a sailor fuku, robot meido and brown girl designs are the best even though meido's color scheme is a bit all over the place, it's like her and magical girl come from different games.

Looks like they're making bomberman great again

wtf, I love Konami now

Daily reminder that waifufaggotry is a disease

I'm kinda upset this has completely overshadowed Super R, at least at the moment.

Daily reminder that waifushit is a cancer that has ruined more game series than feminists ever have, and should be resisted. Autistic beta waifufags will kick and scream and defend ALL waifushit no matter how bad things get, no matter how terrible the games. If it gets their dick hard: it's great. It doesn't matter to them how fucking awful the game is. They're exactly like furries who will hand over $100 for some piece of shit drawing just because it tickles their fantasies.

A rejection of waifushit sends the message that you care about gameplay, not about lonely faps. Reject waifushit; save videogames.

I'd take waifushit games any time of the day instead of feminazi/SJW garbage.

What is the name of the mental problem Americans have that cause them to only think in such retarded black and white extremes?

THIS! #commonsense

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Femminism.

Remember what happened to Gradius

OH WAIT

>Remember what happened to Gradius
Parodius? didnt they make 4 of them? or maybe you mean the one in the 360 no one played because kids were busy playing cockofdoody modern whorefare?

Otomedius was not what killed Gradius. The competition did. The SHMUP market is a viciously competitive space.

What competition killed it?

Gradius has only one competitor in the west, Darius, and there were no home console Darius games released that entire gen. There was practically no competition. Shmup fans were thirsty as fuck but they still didn't want waifuships, thankfully.

>Gradius has only one competitor in the west
>in the west
That's almost entirely irrelevant you know.

Wasnt Dariusburst on PSP?

You are proving my point

Cave shmups. Arcade shmups. Doujin shmups.
Other shmups.

The genre is fairly niche to begin with and it's full of competition.

How?

Also i'm going to do some stuff, dont think i concede if i dont show up immediately to reply.

Robot meido is a legit good design and kind of wasted on this game.

>Arcade shmups
>Other shmups

literally me

I said
>Gradius has only one competitor in the west, Darius, and there were no home console Darius games released that entire gen. There was practically no competition.
And you said there was a single Darius game released, and it was on the PSP.
AKA there were no home console releases, just one for a portable, which isn't even a well selling portable. So like I said, practically no competition.
If you think I'm wrong you need to name some home console shmups which were competing with Gradius when the 360 waifugame game out.

>Daily reminder that waifushit is a cancer

No, that's fujoshit

>he doesn't like pretty boys
Wow what a faggot
Also name one series which was actually ruined by fujos. Fujos have their own game series and stick to them. Which is fine, unless you're one of those extreme "stop liking what I don't like" autists.
Fujos playing a dating sim full of handsome men who would die for them doesn't bother me any more than guys playing monster girl quest games do.

They're both cancer.

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wat

What the fuck

I'm glad to see that Konami is using Big Boss for other games as well.

They're alsmo making Super Bomberman R, a regular ass bomberman game

and watch the waifushit make more money than Bomberman R because R is Switch only

IS THIS ARCADE ONLY????

So far, yes.

Gameplay. Looks like there's tons of characters to unlock.

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>What if X was a girl
I'd fuck it

>What if smegmamaster was a girl??
>I'd fuck it!

>Letting a name get in the way of a good dicking
Homo

Lots of waifus =/= gameplay
Stop fapping 30 times a day and stop having such low standards. The gameplay looks garbage. If this was a non waifu Bomberman arcade game with the same gameplay everyone would be calling it a blunder.

Just commissioning an artist to design waifu-like characters is not enough to make your game sell. FE, Neptunia and other cute girl series go the extra mile thinking about cast balance and giving the players opportunity to learn more about the waifus.

In FE you can explicitly romance the girls and have scenes with them to foster a sense of intimacy.

In Neptunia the cast members bounce off each other well, with their 'gimmick' based on real world vidya consoles/companies, it's hard to not starting to like the cast after you play for several hours.

Using waifufaggotry as your main selling point finely-tuned art, one does not simply slap a cute girl and hope it'll sell.

You aren't even trying.

Gameplay looks like shitty Bomberman.

Bomberman games should never have life bars or health systems, that's pretty much the only terrible thing this game does

It also looks pretty slow.

Yeah, I watched the gameplay footage after sending that and noticed that too. So, two terrible things this game does: have life bars and be too slow.

Theoretically, a Bombergirl game would be good if it played like a Bomberman game.

I'M INTO THIS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

If Bomberman R sells well enough, is there a chance we will get this on the Switch?