Any better feeling than this, Sup Forums?

Any better feeling than this, Sup Forums?

yea having sex

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Sex is only good if your opponent has the same skill level as you, scrub.

not many 7 year old girls play video games sadly.

You only get better by facing a smarter opponent nigga.

>lose first match in a close battle
>about to win second match
>he disconnects mid-combo

nobody has the same skill as you. You either win or lose, you are either better or worse.
Games with match making are even worse, since they will always push you against better people, until you lose, leading to an artificial 50/50 ratio

>opponent is better than you in every single aspect

>artificial 50/50 ratio
How can any competitive game not have an average 50/50 ratio at best?

t. virgin

False. Sex could never be good with the average Sup Forums-goer's skill level.

>be high ranked in [game]
>getting demolished because excuses
>get on my friend's shitter account
>demolish all my enemies
>tell them they never stood a chance because im [rank on main account]
>mfw

That's why Sup Forums will never have good sex.

I'm just a visitor here, coincidentally...

>Beating an opponent who's slightly better than you without resorting to cheap tricks.

gay boy

>10 minute+ overtime in rocket league

It's cool having such an intense close game but I could've played 2 more games in that time.

...

>he never got multiple double KOs against someone
I pity you.

then why is rape the best sex

>log onto a CTF Q3A server
>7 players, 1:1, but the opposite team wins handily, their top player is 31:0 Q-god
>he fucks you up effortlessly, your whole team can't even touch him
>20 deaths, start somewhat feeling the map, evade him for longer
>rush the enemy with your whole team while the nigger god is getting your flag, snatch the flag, start running like fuck back to your base
>meet the fucker carrying your flag in the middle of the map
>KILL HIM
>time runs out, 2:1
I don't think I've ever felt happier in my life

Beating a clearly better opponent with cheap tricks then typing 'gg ez'

You evil fucker.

Rape is basically just smurfing. Everyone loves a good smurf once in a while.

Finding an opponent using an equally silly gimmick loadout that enriches the experience for each of you

Yes. Beating a more skilled opponent through the sheer power of your rage

>implying anyone could beat my ultimate monkey death claw grip

daily story of the teenage csgofaggot

encountering someone of a higher rank / level / status than you, and beating them so badly they forcequit

>tfw you're shit and you somehow manage to find someone who is even worse than you

>Comanche 4, dial-up days, no multiplayer cause it's expensive as fuck, and dial-up interferes with landline phone
>Fuck around on MP maps in LAN/IP, just blow up buildings and ships because graphics are god-tier, do it for days
>Suddenly another helicopter appears
>WHAT THE FUCK
>turns out my days of target shooting made me so good with Hellfires the dude got frustrated and left
I'm still clueless who the hell it was, and how did he log onto my server, considering I didn't have an active connection.

Sex is best when you can rape your partner, not literally of course. But mechanic- and gameplaywise

Getting banned from a server for being 'too good' feels pretty good.

Getting complimented after carrying a team feels pretty good.

t. virgin
Wasted a thousand bucks on hookers, sex is simply worse than jerking off.

I know that feel
>play 1v1 early rocket league
>95% of people fold after the first goal, or after missing their first shot
>get skyrocketed into high ratings because of this
>suddenly I'm facing guys who effortlessly beat me
>stick around against them, the 5 miute match feels like ages because they capitalize on any mistake I make instantly
>one guy actually stays for multiple matches
>12:0
>10:0
>8:0
>5:1
>4:2
>feel like I just climbed a mountain

It's a nice feeling, just that it's usually hard to find someone that retarded and bad at games.

>>>

Best way to learn is to play someone better than you. Even after a couple games you managed to close the gap that much.

>smurfers are rapists
Really made me think

>someone marginally better
Fixed.
Unless you are talking about games with low skill ceiling (CS, DotA, CoD, BF, Halo, etc.) playing against someone better means playing against a demigod who will mess you up so quickly you won't even have a chance to do anything. Older games have MP filled with players from another plane of existence, with their brains directly interfacing with PCs.

>use knife to grief people
>cry babies ensue
>try to knife me back
>ping is too low, fps too high
>they can't keep up with my shimmy
>shimmy to the break of dawn


don't fuck with my knife game nigga

True, sadly most games are made so that you can coast on your team's competence (and their incompetence)
The adrenaline 1v1 RL gave me was the first thing on par with playing 1v1 tournament matches of UT99 back in the day. Too bad I can't take it as much anymore either and I'll fold too when I just can't take how terribly punishing it is, or when
>ball lands perfectly in your goal from the kickoff
>and again

Yeah, but sometimes it's hard to balance the salt meter to still get some worthwhile experience through your impotent rage

>play css, mostly just surf
>get on my favourite server and map, start flying around, get dickweapon, completely vandalize the enemy team alone
>this keeps on for multiple rounds
>votekicked/tempbanned for supposed hacks
aw yis, machine2 was my jam

>play so much better than calm
>gotta stay calm
>its just vidya
>im doing so good while I'm calm
>just keep it cool
>(lose to something seemingly unfair)
>DJSAKLFJKLÉASKSDAJLFSJDIOFJWNAEJDKLJ FUCK THIS SHIT ALT+F4 UNINSTALL

The longer I keep it up the harder I break

Exactly
>play against the same opponent for multiple rounds
>feel like I'm improving
>get completely bodied the next round
FUCK

>Playing against someone monstrously better than you and making it your goal to best them

As long as you don't cop a shitty attitude, it's fun, especially considering how often there's no real challenge in many games.

Agreed there, I meant marginally better really as of course a really good player will demolish you and you have no chance to learn anything.
That's true. I'm completely chill playing RL except for when those kickoffs happen in 1v1. I know it's my fault for bad kickoffs but holy shit do I get mad when they happen in succession and that just makes it worse. I usually just quit the game at that point.

>the classic widow v widow snipe-off
>when i win, i insta-spray the floor and start teabagging
>when i lose, i must commit sudoku out of shame

but god damn does it get the neurons firing. one of the most fun parts of the game is those clutch long-range stand-offs.

Does anyone else play 4v4 in For Honor without ganking, using power-ups, using feats, or throwing people into instakills?

Pretty much came to post something similar to this. It's really fun to be challenged by an opponent better than me. I feel pushed to do better.

I distinctly remember playing it for like 2~ hours each day, 1v1 only, basically just to train myself a bit more resilient.
Thought I improved a lot in keeping my calm despite spending most of the time getting beaten. Its sucks how due to all the quitters, I can win 10 matches in 2.5 minutes because everyone quits after they get a goal or even before, but when someone is beating me its the full excruciating 5 minute asspounding.
Anyway, played for a week, was literally proud about holding up for so long, and then I got 3 insta-goals from the kickoff in a row. Haven't reinstalled in over a month.

>trying to focus on game while sleepy
>losing almost every match
>give up on focusing but keep on playing while half asleep
>realize I've gotten into a huge win streak

you're cancer for playing widow.

holy shit this. why am i so much better at games when i am tired?

>Finding an opponent who is significantly worse than you and making it your duty to sexually bully them

>playing something non-meta
>cancer

enjoy your tank simulator, faggot.

Have to do this in every thread don't you?

>even, balanced fight with no cheap tactics
>lose, yet don't feel bad about it
God, I miss dueling in Jedi Academy

Because the subconscious is far better at most things than the conscious brain.

>outplaying an opponent leagues above you
>gg ez l2p scrub
>witness his bloodvessels pop through the internet connection

No better feel

>epic Reddit memes
How about you fuck off, Reddit?

This is correct only turbo virgins or faggots with weak partners would say otherwise.

What the hell makes a cat bite a man's ass?

mah nigga

Nope
When it's an even fight then I'm not mad even when I lose


When I get stomped it's infuriating once and boring all the followinf times

When I stomp someone it's fun once and I start to feel bad from the third match on


When it's equal I want a rematch every single time because it's fun either way

Widow is meta because Pharah is meta and she's #1 counter to pharah

>the opponent is good but always picks on noobs
too scared to lose i guess

I don't feel like this at all.
I often check my shootan precision with a flash game at various stages of tiredness in a day, and I'm way better an hour after waking up, than an hour before going to sleep.

I'm actually really bummed about having to put my most capable hours into my job.

That's textbook weak ass piece of shit user. Get help.

Yeah, this is how I feel too.
Its a shame most new vidya is so badly balanced that 99% of the time its a one way stomp, which I don't really enjoy on either side anymore.

This. This is actually true.

If your sex partner is a scrub, they can't keep up with you. If they're too good for you, they get bored and leave.

Luck, and/or others get worse too when they get sleepy son.

>Red Orchestra 2
>Leading comrades to victory as a squad leader
>Stick head out of trench with binoculars, looking for enemy concentrations to call out arty coordinates
>German officer looking back at me with binoculars
>Both crouch down
>Slowly both look at each other again
>Lean left and right as a sign of respect
>Get back to fighting

Felt good man.

>>Get back to fighting

By which you mean calling in strikes on eachothers position, right?

>Start going to local fighting game events.
>Get my ass handed to me by much better players.
>Get advice the whole time to better my play and end up on a much clearer path to getting better by the end of it.

People are nice sometimes. Don't shy away from a challenge and good advice. Its worth it.

shootan relies less on muscle memory compared to most games. fightan games on the other hand, hoo boy.

This is what a decent human being should be.
If this is not you, then you need to seriously work on your attitude, little niggers.

I know it must have brought him unexpected joy to have an opponent like you, at the end of that meaningless war.

At least, that's what I want to believe.

Only you, the pilot who shot him down, can confirm this.

And so, I write to you.

>Opponent is on a whole other level
>Literally no competition

Nah, I don't even think we marked each other. Commander wanted more bods on a flank so I moved the squad there. Never saw him again.

I helped so many to learn to strafe-jump throughout the years because it was simply more productive than stomping them.
Feels good to be productive

No, it makes me angry. I am used to beating everyone effortlessly

I seem to play much much better against high-level people though, I've done some shit against pros that I know I wouldn't have bothered with against lower level people

>No, it makes me angry. I am used to beating everyone effortlessly
That's what the CoD kiddie generation did to video-games, if you wonder why games are nothing but stomps without any depth whatsoever nowadays.
>I seem to play much much better against high-level people though
Well DUH, that's because it's a challenge and you only get better playing better people, you only get smarter talking to smarter people, one of the reasons why I will never get the kids in here just shitposting all day, like their whole 4chins experience is being the dumbest nigger on planet earth and making everyone else dumber in the process.

I think its a normie thing, I'm almost 30, grew up playing vidya with friends, and today they all enjoy stomping fucknoobs the most, like the more unfair and onesided it is, the better for them.
Its truly suffering for me since I'd not even bother if its too easy, and when we get the other end of the stick they just stop "trying".

It really is awesome OP. I have a friend I talk to every night on Discord thanks to this: we were playing 1 on 1s in Overwatch and I barely beat him in the last round. Every match was a struggle, and it felt so right.

That's why I miss server browsers most tbqh, when the server gets empty and only you and someone else is left, I "trained" so many scrubs because of this. You just don't get this with match-making, well amongst other things matchmaking is the bane of video-games.

It's whole generations of weak-willed little assholes that need a thorough beating more than anything.

In Vanilla WoW me and a rank14 horde mage would frequently meet in the hills outside AV and duel (to the death of course) over and over again, it was fun.

True, I really hate online gaming since matchmaking has taken over.
>finding a server with obviously higher tier players
>sticking it out there until you catch up
>having some familiar "faces" there you can keep some banter/rivalry going

I really really miss it.

But if the opponent truly had the same skill level as you you'd end up mirroring each other's attacks and ending up in a stalemate.

And stomping wasn't a thing either, hell back in the golden days the whole server spent 10 minutes making the best teams possible, for the best game possible.
God how I hate this planet, I just want it to burn at this point.

Only in your pea-brain son, only in your pea-brain.
Skill-level /= clone of you

Which is really ridiculous considering how much background math is involved in todays matchmaking to make "even teams".
But since every tard just wants to stomp today, you never see these people switch to the losing side to better the match.

>God how I hate this planet, I just want it to burn at this point.
Right there with you, I don't care how edgy it sounds.

>math
Math can never be accurate when humans are involved. It can't count for personality or for you just having a bad match or you are being distracted irl, you need to take a shit ect ect.
Aside from the fact that there are criterias that worked flawlessly to assess skill level before. Accuracy in QL for example was a great way to put people into the right tier. Because there are certain thresholds that scrubs simply didn't reach. I spent a months in the OW forums to try to beat some sense into the devs and try to figure out how their algorithm works, but they never even explained it. It's a complete mystery how they do it. And one doesn't need to be a detective to realize why they are being secretive about it, so you don't see how they are actively forcing you to not stomp noobs like you should, how they actively set an equilibrium. And that's just evil.

Overwatch is the first MP game that has skill-gap compression built into the match-making. Until then it was only done with game mechanics and netcode. They just went full control and get goty for it. They should get lawsuits instead for crimes against humanity.

>join forces
>stomp everyone

>stomping someone is fun
>decent human being

Kudos to you for actually trying, I kind of just gave up when I realized when I have a leaver penalty, I'm used as fodder to be shoved into lost matches, literally.

They, together with BF1 kind of changed the tune, they no longer want to math-out two even teams and have them face off, they just adjust the game logic to pull down the better and boost the worse.

EA doesn't even have Blizzard's shame about it.

Only if i win

If he does better than me he is a faggot tryhard and i could kick his ass any day if i actually tried