Go to Steam

>go to Steam
>check popular new releases
>see this
Oh boy oh boy. Hurry the fuck up with your steam direct.

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That's actually pretty good compared to other things greenlight allows.

What Skyrim mod is this?

2/10 as a dungeoncrawler, 7/10 as a porn game. probably worth.

Well I do love me some tiddies, it costs less than a dollar so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There's another game called Epica that I had my eye on but there is no way i'm paying that much for it.

Stop shilling your pisspoor excuse of a game, cyka blyad.

sanguines debauchery

Alright, let's see what else Steam got to off-

This is the future you chose.

What is this exactly?

What
Game

>year of trump
>not using google search

Just stick to sniffing your sister's panties, it's much cheaper. Fucking degenerate.

>John, my dude, what you have been up to?
>

If you can't rape or get raped I'm not interested tbqh

my first thought

Oh. My. God. I am seriously offended by this, how the heck is this allowed?!? What's the name of this though? What is this called, so I can avoid it?

>think it's some boring VN about a pervert
>it's about fucking panties murdering each other
10/10 Will buy.

store.steampowered.com/app/545250/

Fuck, now I'm excited

Wait so they made and released the game ironically?

>not just getting skyrim with defeat and more nasty critters for a better experience.
m8

>make shitty game
>ecelebs play it ironically
>their drooling retard fanbase buys said game to be youtube famous
>profit

I can't. She looks her room after I got caught last time

>porn game
>no porn scenes
>not even nudity is present

why fucking bother?

i already gifted it to a friend

kek amateur

Holy fuck stop shilling this bullshit.
The game itself is attrocious buggy cancer that can be beaten in 5 minutes and you wont even get to see a single nipple.

kek

Bet they stole the assets from Devious Devices

>for a moment thought it was a Skyrim mod
>game is called Bloody Boobs
Kek.

Don't forget about this gem of a game

>mfw it gets even worse

I remember when a thread was made about this a few weeks ago.
Honestly it's a bit sad since it looks like it's just a shitty skyrim mod, I don't know why I thought it'd be an okay game

When people ask why I bought a ps4 instead of upgrading my pc, I'll link them to this thread

I can't even work out what is going on here

How can Yooka-laylee even compete?

Nice. So your excuse is that you are literally homosexual.

To be quite honest that level looks more interesting than anything I've seen from Yooka-Laylee.

Honestly i was hoping this russian put in the effort to make a good Penumbra/Amnesia clone but with titties. It would've been particularly entertaining to see a good game cause faggots to sperg out just because of tiddies, but sadly it was just a shameless little piece of jiggly shovelware.

played any nice games about black tigers lately?

Totally not worth buying.

But...

Bloody Boobs-PLAZA

Direct is just going to make things worse, if they charge in the hundreds everyone will be able to afford it, if they charge in the 1000s it'll just lead to even more early access kickstarter games that never get finished. At this point the only way to contain the indie cancer is to give it it's own area of the client that can be turned off completly.

Remember kids, always jerk off before buying something like this.

>dude, our previous game was huge success, sold 1m copies, let's make a new one
>say no more

youtube.com/watch?v=6XBti3HVVRk
The horror.

But is it good?

looks fun for an hour

Honestly it's kids (actual kids not Sup Forums calling each other underage) with parents with disposable money. All it takes is one shouty youtuber to make some jokes and they're all over it.

No. Its clone of this shit.

What now Sony?

Ah a shill thread.

>you will never lea-

Does it actually help with learning though?

Yeah, in just a few hours I learned I'll never speak or read Japanese.

Why can't nips, or any asian adopt the objectively superior latin ABC?

they have romanji that's about it

to spite and mock us.

And they fuck it up for themselves, but they are too up in their asses to care about anyone else outside their island.

At least until Fuji blows up.

Here is your Summer Lesson senpai

Yeah about that..
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=780372339

Because they have too few syllabes, so if they write in our alphabet, it takes longer to understand for good readers

Going to need some source as reverse image search gives nothing.

Hehe, but user, it IS a porn game. Y'see, what really turns me on is watching women die. This game takes my ultimate fetish and makes it my main objective. I MUST destroy the women and I MUST get aroused or I fail the game.

This might be a little weird to you guys, but I was always the strange kid at my school, but I digress. The game is very good. Very... very... good *does a creepy smile and everyone is scared of me*.

The reason Asians are so smart is they have to learn that fucking Rorschach test of a writing system and kids aren't even fully literate until they're like 10 years old.

That's actually a quite reasonable answer, thanks

Nah, it will just make them remember many useless shit, not become actually smart. And i heard they arent even fully literate for even longer

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>"Reptilians Must Die" - an amazing adventure game with a gripping storyline, based on the right patriotic education and spiritual scrapie fixed!
Need I say more?

would have bought it just for the character creator but it requires 5 fucking gigs

>just for the character creator
Modded Skyrim or Black Desert's character creators are both better than this

the character creator is just selecting from three or four presets for the face, hair and boobs + color variations.

just play conan exiles

So I guess they couldn't even be arsed to include proper subsurface scattering on the skin. Why should even one person(male) bother buying this plastic doll shit?

>man, I want a game like va11halla but without anime girls
>got ya covered

>tfw no good high quality porn game

why must America be so fucking puritan

What was the artist(unemployed) thinking? That looks absolutely horrible.

>useless shit
>some nigger who doesn't know what he's talking about and can't even grasp why they use Katakana/Hiragana/Kanji

Gee, thanks for your insight mr. negro, your enlightenment was greatly appreciated

Perhaps trying to copy Darkest Dungeon and failing miserably.

fuck off it's supposed to look like old paper ink art I bet you've never ever even heard of classics like Okami you underaged homo

No wonder your game didn't sell faggot.

You never go full black my man. Damn what a waste of human resources.

>team, our game about cooking ready, how we name it?

DD really is some AESTHETIC shit

well at least they didn't go with "Cooking Simulator"

Did you happen to see Mona Lisa in your school artbook?

I didn't mean the writing system, but the school system. It was worded poorly.

But you can fuck off back to your basement weebnigger

What is the matter?

this is getting out of hand

Just block "indie" in your discovery queue.

>discovery queue

who the hell uses that shit?

What are some non-indie games worth playing since 2008?

Some interesting shit still appears on Greenlight tho - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=861780193

It's a fucking River City Ransom+Shenmue

>Hurry the fuck up with your steam direct.
Steam Direct will only mean MORE garbage will get on Store.

Game about shit/shitting #4

>Poopy was living happily with his mother in a dark and moist place that was their home.Then, one pink night, a violent and unexpected earthquake ejected Poopy's mother from their nest, leaving the little child alone and terrified.

>"I will save you mother!" He sobbed.

>And so, with all his courage, Poopy began a dangerous journey to save his mother's life.
Even though he knew that not a living soul had ever returned from the other side of the dark tunnel.

Mimiacute.

loss?

Tы и здecь cвoим гoвнoм cepишь cyкa

Hows the gore content?

Is that some feminist shit? That uterus on top of the sliders is kinda suspicious.

You should, it's great now that you can filter it so heavily.

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