Hitman Thread

How is it going user, I assume you already have your comfy winter suit, right? right?

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Did the PC servers stop shitting the bed so I can go play the new ET yet?

I got my winter suit on The Blackmailer and just got my signature suit with gloves from The Warlord. I've finally got my cold map suit and warm map suit sorted.

Yeah, they are alright since last night.

>I've finally got my cold map suit and warm map suit sorted.
>wears winter suit in blazing hot marrakesh

It's an old screenshot from when I'd just unlocked it and was using it on every map like pic related.

I would love the suit anyways because it's a reward to your hard work and it feels so satisfying finally getting it after fucking up a couple of ET, but damn, it really looks nice.

Literally just bought this and was about to start playing right now. Any advice?

>not trespassing anymore because everybody that would care about my presence here is dead
Neat. Wonder if this works on the non ICA maps too.

Summer suit with gloves looks great in Sapienza.

I finished up the last of the Professional difficulty challenges last night. All in all, it was an interesting twist on the maps everyone was used to at that point, but it certainly got tedious as all hell after a while. All of that just to unlock a couple of okay-ish weapons. Oh well, at least the final suit is going to be up for grabs in 2 weeks from now.

Turn opportunities off. It's just a glorified tutorial that holds your hand way too tight through every level, and it's the sole reason people scream "this gaem is too ez!!!" without even knowing that they should be turned off by default. Yahtzee did the same thing a few weeks ago.

>finally unlocked the Crystal Ball earlier today
>every single pro weapon is now mine
>tfw free of pro mode with its gorillion NPCs everywhere
>tfw will miss everything else that the mode added

is that... Pitbull?

This was one of the hardest ET to date, getting rid of all the guards on the safe room, how did you do it guys? I planted a bomb outside and threw a soda can so I could activate the fire alarm without them noticing, then waited until the right moment to open the safe.

Can't wait for season 2. I hope its not going to be full price.

I died trying to get to the safe because I threw a letter opener into a military guy's head and the 4 other people in the room immediately knew it was a murder, turned, and went berserk with their guns

why the hell wouldn't it be?

Breaching Charge my man, completely unsuspicious to bomb a safe and make off with its contents for some reason.

>Lethal in ET
Enjoy being cold

>how did you do it guys?
assploded a fire extinguisher outside so they all rush to see what happened

I don't care enough about ET Silent Assassin

I failed the blackmailer too because I brought down the lighting rig, caught him outside, and stabbed him with a screwdriver and the guards didn't like that

I heard it in other thread but didnt want to use it because it feels like cheating, actually it gotta be a bug unless people dont trust keys in Africa or something.
Btw, anyone else felt like the target didnt followed the same routine everytime, I started as service in the basement and rushed to her room and I could swear she sometimes decided to sit in the couch for a bit before coming up.
Also check out this cool bug I found.

To be fair, even if they'd been turned off by default it's still by far the easiest game in the series.

Right
I've had enough

>finally unlocked the Crystal Ball
How do you like your EXTRA SPHERICAL brick reskin? (^:

Crouched behind a desk in there and shot the fire alarm, dashed in and out just in time.

Of course it will be, why the hell wouldn't it?

stop posting this webm as if it's indicative of anything

crowds aren't individual NPCs and don't react the same way lone NPCs do

I took out Obara, but I lost the SA rating because someone found the body of a member of house staff I had subdued.

It doesn't bother me though, since I got the winter suit long ago.

Fuck you.

he didn't see you actually trespassing

stop feeding trolls

>Bumping into a NPC and cheesing your way past him
Will you have prefered the guard to teleport to your side, to magically know you are inside or what?

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blood money is easier

Stop barneyfagging up the threads

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How the hell are you carrying two big items at once? Or did they change it so you can carry a katana and a rifle at the same time?

It literally is.

Trespassing doesn't even count as a crime in BM.

Pick up the katana and while dragging a body pick up the rifle, it's cool but you can't holster them again once you take them, also I saved and loaded like this and the sword just fell off my back.

>huh look at that, video evidence
>must be a troll

Dumbshit

>trespassing SA
>you can literally clear whole level by pushing npcs off the ledge and get SA

yeah sure TM is harder

The fuck are you even talking about? That's not what barneyfagging means

Someone post the fast and furious webm titled "I've had enough".

the fast and furious webm titled "I've had enough".

Stop

How are people finding pro difficulty?
Took me 3 days of grinding Colorado challenges to get the Sieger advanced but it was definitely worth it

It's still coming into a thread of a specific video game to shitpost with the same webms with the exact same words. That's what Barneyfag does. Ergo, he is Barneyfagging the thread and needs to be banned.

ayyy The AI is worse

and cheesier than before

elusive target simulator: the game mode

nice challenge but needs more content to be a thing

You are a complete fool. That webm is new

Until you idiots contact IO to get off their fat asses and fix this nonsense this game will remain fundamentally flawed

Fuck off, nobody wants you here.

>new
>first posted in march

okay kid

>fix this nonsense this game will remain fundamentally flawed
all games except tetris and quake 3 are flawed, user. nothing io can do will make hitman flawless

I want everything they added mechanically to be copy pasted into normal mode. They can then leave the +200 enforcer guards mode separate.

You got head turning for that.
Mirrors were intended to be ignored by the AI, otherwise literally every bathroom would be useless.

Don't give him attention. He posts this in every thread and it's been debunked a million times to the point where he literally admitted that he was being chased. He knocks out the aisle guard before recording. He always used to post the same webm but in the Santa suit, and at the very beginning he made the mistake of looking down the aisle and the guard in pic related was missing, and that guard just so happens to be the first one to catch up to you if you try to recreate the webm.

Im having a lot of fun with this game, but some of this shit is inexcusable for 2016.

I know you like to think that Blood Money has the superior AI, but you could do the exact same thing.

Hitman roulette is pretty great.

you could just link any speed run of Blood Money

>guards get completely distracted by coins, even if you hold it up to their face and throw it at them
>all guards try to do is tell you you can't be there, so as long as you outrun them you're not actually in trouble
>every guard in the building in that one mission where you need to syringe a guy a couple times will leave the building and open all the locked doors if you set off an explosion outside

i cant even be fucked doing pro mode, its not even hard, its just tedious when they spam a dozen guards in a the same area

Yeah, you need to replay levels and follow a checklist to unlock basic equipment due to the devs needing to force replay value since one (1) level of the videogame came out like every three months.
Have fun!

My only complaint is that since it breaks I can't do GAMESPHERE only playthroughs.

you start with your basic gear though, pistol,lockpicks,coins and fiberwire

Is the PS4 physical worth it?

or should i get it on PC?

>poisons
>manually triggerable explosives
>the fucking silverballers
Don't lie to me.

the first two can be found in the levels somewhere

PS4 has exclusive contracts.

Depending on the level, but my point is that they're basic equipment in Blood Money but the devs force you to grind for them in the new game.
I don't know about you, but grinding is the opposite of the spirit of Hitman for me.
I know you want to defend the game on every facet because you like it, but you must be able to admit that it's a silly system compared to Blood Money, which just gave you money to unlock and upgrade as you please.

They're not very good. Target has a unique skin and the mission has a voiced intro, but apart from maybe two lines of dialogue if you're lucky they've not had a lot of work put into them.

whats the best strat for Paris SASO?

it doesn't actually bother me because i only do sa/so fiberwire in hitman 2016. but for other players who like experimenting more im sure its a problem for them

>grinding is the opposite of the spirit of Hitman for me.
Hitman isn't for you then. Then whole point of the game is that the missions are insanely replayable in different ways.

That's a cop out answer, you basically just said that you need the checklist to replay levels. If anything they discourage the sort of replay that has you discovering things on your own, since you're just trying to complete the checklist to unlock stuff.

>That Sarajevo Six in Colorado
This guy walks up to you and slaps your Silent Assassin rating's ass. What do you do?

Here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=sEbJsYxMLB8

Fireworks.

What did you guys wrote in yesterday's survey?

I bait him with a coin and jab him with an emetic syringe.

What survey?

but as soon as you stop blending in you're spotted

I had to punch him in the face in front of the other mechanic and run away

Is it still possible for me to get winter suit? The only elusive target I've done was the chef, how many more are left?

Need to get 5 with a Silent Assassin rating to get the winter suit. IO are still going to be pumping out these ET's bi weekly, so there's no need to worry about them running out any time soon.

Alright cool, I thought there was a thing going around saying there's only gonna be so many ETs left. I need to get back in the game, not played in awhile. Kinda lost motivation after 100%ing Paris.

>Completed 2 Elusive targets
>Only played 2

These unlocks are bullshit, don't reward NEETs

The monthly surveys we get asking about what we like and dislike about the game.

While playing i have many ideas about what to write for them, but when the surveys comes i forget the ideas and don't know what to write.

They want you to play their game and remember it because you get one level of a game you paid for every three months lol

Thats the weirdest AI behavior that i've seen in the game so far.

This and the fact that guns hover on your back trigger me immensely.

You'd have a point for the first few, where they were 2-3 days, but now it's a week. If at no point in your 7-day week you have 20-30 minutes to spare for a video game, you have bigger problems than virtual suits.

Rank the Hitman series from the best to worst, Sup Forums.

The AI isn't very bright in general in Hitman

That's kind of the charm, though.

BM>Absolution>Contracts = 2016>Hitman 2>C47

>Absolution that high
>HITMAN™ that low

Got a link?

I really enjoyed Absolution. Was definitely different but the scenery and immersion was amazing. Train station level was probably one of the best moments in the series

>yesterday's survey
>that feel when didn't get the e-mail for it until after I had just failed The Warlord

I don't like about Pro the sometimes illogical handheld detection works. E.g. the remote detonator is a small stick easily hidable in the hand, yet it is detected. And it can't be thrown away in a bin.
All while the fiber wire remains undetectable, although it is bigger than even the syringes.

Sharing the link is useless because it gets discarded if the ID is repeated. In the options menu there is a option called "SEM link" write your email there, when the next surveys come out, you will get it.