The pussy, Chris. Hand it over

The pussy, Chris. Hand it over.

Why don't you just grab it you beta male

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If you say so

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BETA? I'M NOT A BETA!

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BETA MALE BETA MALE

>Albert "0.10 Inch Tyrant" Wesker
>Albert "Erectile Error Bio Terror" Wesker
>Albert "Gucci For Pucci" Wesker
>Albert "Dick Needs Wet" Wesker
>Albert "Virgin" Wesker
>Albert "The Kijuju Cummer" Wesker
>Albert "What a MANSION" Wesker
>Albert "Please Open That Whore" Wesker
>Albert "3 And under Biohazard" Wesker
>Albert "Chris? S-stop!" Wesker
>Albert "Las Fagas" Wesker
>Albert "Excella Be-Gone" Wesker
>Albert "Needs Pussy" Wesker
>Albert "Code: Erotica" Wesker
>Albert "D-Virus" Wesker
>Albert "This Volcano Isnt The Only Thing Erupting" Wesker
>Albert "Hard-On Like You Wouldnt Believe" Wesker
>Albert "Drop A Nemesis On My Penesis" Wesker
>Albert "I Have Sunglasses For My Balls" Wesker
>Albert "Frosted Tips" Wesker
>Albert "Ganados For My Gonad-o's" Wesker
>Albert "I'll Be The Tail To Your Snake head And We'll Make An Ouroboros, Baby" Wesker
>Albert "Gorgeous" Wesker
>Albert "Small Time" Wesker
>Albert "Not Used To Escorting Men" Wesker
>Albert "Seven Minutes" Wesker
>Albert "If I Jizz Up My Dick Looks Like The Umbrella Logo" Wesker
>Albert "Resident Weevil" Wesker
>Albert "Looking For Some Action" Wesker
>Albert "Bleaching My Hair For Claire" Wesker
>Albert "Neo" Wesker
>Albert "Choking Hazard Bastard" Wesker
>Albert "Sticking His Hands Where They Dont Belong" Wesker
>Albert "Johnny Bravo" Wesker
>Albert "Sitting On A Brooch Looking For Cooch" Wesker
>Albert "Cerberus Fucker" Wesker
>Albert "Slim Shorty" Wesker
>Albert "Microparasite" Wesker
>Albert "Saturating Her Globes" Wesker

>Albert "Code: Erotica" Wesker

>Albert "Johnny Bravo" Wesker

These novels were grotesque

>Turn people into fags for no reason
>Everyone is constantly thinking of relationships and lewd stuff with the main characters at all situations
>in the middle of the zombie apocalypse

Like, did Wesker's rivalry with Chris really need to boil down to unresolved homolust?

They're fun

Who's the biggest cuck in the novels? Steve, Wesker or David

"Biggest RE cuck" is Leon and always will be Leon

In canon RE maybe Chris is a pretty good contender too
But in the novels he's an actual chad that gets to fuck prime Claire well, he's kind of a faggot desu, when Chris talks to him about her he fucking blushes, what a homo

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JC denton in da fresh.

Chris? S-stop it...

no way fag

he is tho

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Ada's heart belongs to John

7 DELEGATES

7 DELEGATES IS ALL I SPARE TO PLAY WITH YOU

DAHNALD
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH

He'll always be waiting

DELETE THIS!!!!!!! ADA WILL BE MINE!!!!!!

Biggest RE cuck would be the RE1 scientist who made his password Ada's name

She'll always be waiting

>Takes a bullet for her
>Still won't give him any
JUST

>fucked John
>fucked goddamn microdick Wesker
>fucked Krauser
>fucked Simmons
>gave Leon blueballs for 19 years and counting

How can this man be so miserable?

RE threads have taken a massive drop in quality recently

Wesker's dick, on the other hand, has taken a massive increase in blood flow

>Claire ''can't get a man'' Redfield
>tfw it'll be a matter of time until she goes homo

>tfw Chris is too much of a beta to fuck you
>every MC in Resident Evil other than Barry will die a virgin
>even Claire who's a fucking civilian

>homo claire
But that would be the best possible outcome

>forcing shit quality posts, desperately trying to create a meme

fuck off milhouse

Claire's character is based on being motherly and not being a fucking dyke, sorry bud.

>Claire's character is based on being motherly

lolwut
quit being triggered by yuri

Claire IS best mom tho

And best sister

Apart from Rev2 where she gave no fucks about a stranded little girl, and was more interest in getting Neils dick wet.

>Claire was a mom to both Barry's daughter and a kid that had Leon as a father figure
She can't get any men, but at least she can get the children

>you will never get a RE survivors daily life sitcom in a normal world
>Barry, Leon and Chris drinking and doing some top tier banter
>Leon raising Sherry together with Claire, but still won't fuck her because MUH ADA
>Jill and Chris married life shenanigans
>Barry being best dad to Moira
>HUNK just being HUNK

The whole point of the RE series, originally, was a zombie apocalypse in a cordoned off area. It was all about sorting shit out. It wasn't a doomed world. It is in the films and it's sort of like that in modern games.

>HUNK just being HUNK
Fucking hate HUNK. Why did he have to kill the best character.

He was stealing his spotlight.

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Remake when?

dmc?

Best Jill