I thought he was middleaged Sup Forums
I thought he was middleaged Sup Forums
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David Cooper
If he was 26 when Melee came out, that means he's like 41 now. Near enough middle-aged.
Levi Thomas
Didn't Miyamoto state that Mario was 24-25?
Jaxson Davis
So does this mean that melee is at the end of the mario timeline?
Jackson Turner
It would explain the Mushroomy Kingdom in Brawl.
Nicholas Rogers
He and Peach are roughly the same age, so if he was middle-aged Peach would probably look pretty different.
Anthony Carter
It probably stretches over many years. In some games he may be 26, but he may also be in his teens or his 30s or 40s in other games.
Nolan Roberts
The average age of a Nintoddler then.
Easton Miller
that makes them 10 years older than half of Sup Forums
Christopher Foster
did you know Yoshi is 40 years old?
Austin Kelly
I doubt Sup Forums hits 16 even on average.
Robert Hall
All the Yoshis from Yoshi's Island are long dead
Caleb Roberts
Well he took care of Mario when he was a baby, so I'm not surprised.
Christopher Foster
Yoshis are long-lived like dragons.
Elijah Wilson
no they arent , they can live till 100
Jordan Nelson
>Mario and Peach are in their mid 20's
Wait, then how old would Bowser be then?
Luis Butler
I thought he was 50 or something
Jace Thomas
no teenager has a mustach like that. Unliss its fake
Aiden Miller
>although it's never really confirmed
>except for in this game that confirms it
Thomas Roberts
Smash isn't canon
Lucas Hughes
same age, tidy bit older
Brandon Rodriguez
Around the same age. he's basing it of that yoshi game which is set when everybody are babies.
Aiden Allen
He's like, younger than average nintendo fan
Camden Wilson
A middle aged man isn't going to have the energy to do everything mario does.
Levi Myers
>26
Chase Hall
It's fiction. old people could be more op than Mario.
Adam Moore
>middleaged
Are you kidding me? he looks fine af and his skin is fucking smooth, no wrinkles or nothing.
what made come to that conclusion is it seriously the mustache you literal child? or what? he's a little overweight? did you never see slighlty chubby mustachioed 20 somethings in your life?
Nicholas Diaz
With his fat ass 26 might very well be middle aged.
Oliver Bennett
>My crappy licensed kid's show should take precedent over Canon
You're almost as bad as Dobson.
Aiden Martin
DEEPEST LORE
Owen Gomez
Maybe it was the Super Mario Bros. TV show
Grayson Bennett
i wish my fat ass could jump over cars and fences like he could
Matthew Mitchell
This poster surely is underage, ironically.
Grayson Gutierrez
Here, your real life Mario.
Born in 1962, this was 1982, so he was both figuratively and literally 20 years old.
Dominic Allen
No wait, he was 1963, so that's 19 years old.
Nolan Evans
>that post
arch.b4k.co
What did he mean by this?