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>Forbidden Law: No DLC.

Make gaming great again! Also, that sounds like a 2hu spellcard.

>Backlogger
>spend rest of life becoming master at obscure DOS strategy games

Forbidden Law.

The law is "don't make shitty game."

Forbidden law, kill DRM forever

t. buyfag that's tired of shit that only hurts the consumer

Forbidden Law: no gameplay

UNITE DEVS

Just put it all on PC so I can stop worrying about exclusives. Also gets rid of shitposting about exclusives, and UNITE DEVS sounds like it should be a Unite Morph

Forbidden or Unite devs.
for forbidden i'd just forbid no rushing to complete games (ergo no cutting corners)

er. Forbid rushing to complete games.
im tired.

Dream Trilogy = Forbidden Law > Burn the Industry > shit > Unite all Devs > Backlogger > End Piracy

What if I just want a fucking pizza?

That'll be $19.99 plus tip

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>unite devs

How is there even any other option? That's the only morally acceptable choice there.

Forbidden Law > Unite All Devs > Dream Trilogy > Shit > everything else
3 Toppings
>Onions
>Pineapples
>Olives

Dream Trilogy to create three games set in three set in this world which can interact with one another.

Something with tons of cute lolis.
It could be the worst thing ever and have a great interaction with lolis and I would plat it.
I even bought Conception II because of the girls.

That said, my dream game would be something like the Atelier series mixed with Recettear and God Eater with a mix of optional town-building.

Essentially, you'll:

Create a family (Blood-related / Marriage bond / etc.) and use this family name to create custom characters.
There will be three main branches for gameplay:

Hunting -- The hunting game portion which relies on going out and actively killing small / large / titan monsters while foraging for things in-between hunts (One character)

Crafting -- Using the materials obtained from hunting to craft your own potions / equips / accessories / sundries etc. (Another character)

Merchanting -- Grabbing the excess materials / created items and selling them on the market. Have it so the locals in the area + cameos of characters from other games or characters your friends created appear in the store and browse your wares, then haggle the prices to sell for max loot. (Another character)

The less-important part would be proficiency within these branches and bonuses based on what your main / minor focus is:

> A hunter + hunter will be fully streamlined for hunting and gathering (best hunting stats + more mats per gather)
> A hunter + craftsmen will be able to craft things with higher stats.
> A hunter + merchant will be capable of acquiring rarer materials more easily
> A craftsmen + craftsmen will be capable of specializing in multiple branches (up to 3) while using less materials for crafting
> A craftsmen + hunter will be able to craft things with unique effects
> A craftsmen + merchant will be capable of making items that sell way above their normal worth
> A merchant + hunter will be capable of selling their wares at a (significantly) higher price during haggling
> A merchant + craftsmen would be capable of buying items or raw materials from other merchants for a (significantly) cheaper price
> A merchant + merchant essentially becomes a mayor -- townbuilding and managing multiple shops while dealing with public requests (boosts popularity when completed which means more revenue)

> There will be subsets for hunters (Sword and Shield / Glaive / Gauntlets / Spear / Lance / Axe / Bows / etc.)
> There will be specializing for craftsmen (Weapons / Armors / Clothing / Shields / Accessories / Houses / Decorations / etc.)
> There will be various types of merchants focusing on specific items (Traveling Merchant / Specialized Armory Merchant / Armor Store / Supermarket / etc.)

There will be a medium-sized skill-pool for each type of character depending on their major / minor job focus as well as what their specialized type within that branch would be. Each combo gets their own unique skillset which makes them shine in a particular aspect. Craftsmen who specialize in something can eventually create the best items in that branch, while merchants who specialize in something make the most money selling those types of items (and garner a specific clientele that uses those items).

> A HxC would be capable of making weapons with higher base stats
> A CxH would be capable of making weapons with specialized effects (Poison / Sleep / +XX% damage towards Y)

etc.

And the characters created underneath this family name will be NPCs doing their own thing until you switch to them (without spending money / messing with stats) while also raising their proficiency (at a significantly lower rate) so it feels like you're dipping in and out of each person's perspective without abandoning them or being forced to farm them all up entirely.

All with the capability of being super cute lolis the entire time.
Also cute lewd costumes too.

Forbidden Law. No more fuckin censoring my tiddiegaems

Small + 2 sides

Toppings:
>Onion
>Olives
>Beef or Bacon (only if bacon allows me to reach fitness levels beyond natty limit)
Sides:
>Cinnamon Sticks
>Dessert Pizza

>Forbidden Law: An A press is an A press, you can't say it's just half

But you can take 3 sides with a small, user. Go get those brownies, you know you want some.

Good Tier:
Unite All Devs
End Piracy

Oh shit nigger what are you doing tier:
Burn the Industry
Backlogger

Super Burn the Industry Tier:
Forbidden Law: Developers may not make games

No pandering to waifufags

Make Japanese Games Great Again!

In that case, Lava Cakes. The olives will make me skilled at sex given experience, and thanks to Cinnamon Sticks, Dessert Pizza and Lava Cakes, sex should not be hard to come by.

Burn it.

Forbidden Law.

It specifies a single shitty practice, not all of them. I say no console parity/dumbing down.

I'll have 2 numbah 9s

>unite all devs
Obviously.
I'm just a lowly PCuck begging for all those delicious sony/nintendo exclusives.

Unite all devs is actually worse for PC. All games look and play like they do on the shittiest platform. I'd rather not have every game nintendo switch-tier.

3 topping small pizza and 2 sides

Pineapple
Bacon
Onions

Dessert Pizza
Breadsticks
Brownies

I'd rather have them with their original visuals than never or having to wait a decade for decent emulation.

>no one else wanting to burn the industry

I just want to crash the plane, watch the fire rise for one last bang and then let it all snuff out

I like my games currently.
I want a few sequels before it dies out so I can't wish for the death of gaming just yet.

Small with Pepperoni, Ham, and Bacon, with sides of Cinnamon Sticks and Calzone to give my Ham and Pepperoni powers to my future wife that I get with the Cinnamon Sticks power

Peppers get you every other effect, you can just say:
I was able to put every topping on the pizza of the largest size.
Then, three years later:
I have the powers of all 12 of the sides that were available to choose with the pizza that granted me my power.

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That's six years without powers though, but I suppose delayed gratification is best in this scenario

Red and green since I can't fucking read some of the others

Why are all the buttons the same color?

How confusing

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It's called a DOWNPRESS you autistic fuck

Hell yeah I would
Who cares how I look. I'm guaranteed to love myself after taking it.

>No more Downloadable Content
>Now content is filled with microtransaction to unlock the content of the game.

Literally who the fuck wouldn't take this potion

can't become more of an outcast from society than I already am

you want the empty bottle back?

Probably dream trilogy, but I'll need time to get everything squared away.

3 toppings, 2 sides.
Pineapple
Jalapeno
Pepperoni

Lava Cakes
Calzone

Unless I'm reading it wrong, Tomato is fucking retarded. You get a power, but don't know how to activate it?

I'm cool with being a monster. My pineapple topping can help too.

It's only three, because you already have the topping powers after the first statement. Then another three to eliminate the peppers, as they would become a hindrance at that point. So that's actually really six years of a very minor issue.

I didn't mean that switch games will look like switch games but all games will look like switch games because they have to run on the swtich.

>yellow bag of encryption
>can't fucking read it

Yes.
I will be happy even if I end up a "monster", so that's win-win

The wording implies that the same magic which makes any of this happen will also make it so that all games will look and play the same as if you're playing them on their original console.

So all PC games will look as good as the best settings on a PC and be as moddable as they were on the PC but can be played on the Switch pretty much.

For me it is between that and dream trilogy.

I'd love to get a sequel to FFT that isn't fucking trash.
And then 2 more.

Beef, Ham, Bacon

I really, really like this picture.

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Menu/Stats, and Save Points.

Pause Button seems like it could be abused horribly though.

Character creator
Save point

Dream trilogy duh. It nowhere states it has to be the same genre.

I will make a ridiculously flexible and moddable FPS/RPG and include a timetravel element so you have both medieval swordfighting and spehhs mehreen shooter elements. Then I set a ridiculously flexible and moddable RTS, with an engine that also supports turn-based and grand strategy mods. Then for third I release an MMO to cap off the trilogy so I can keep it updated and close to my vision for decades as long 3000-4000 people exist in the world to play it. I would also release no DLC and a shit huge fuck ton of assets and tools for making free mods and include an advanced modloader and debugger in the base games.

>It nowhere states it has to be the same genre.

Well, user
Would it really be your dream game if you were forced into a genre?

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There's a general for these on /tg/ at all times.

Cheat Code and Save Point

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Dream Trilogy

Burn the industry, but press it every 10 years.

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And that's a wrap.

>I can make my waifu come true
>but I have to use Pineapples as a topping
>not only that, but eat it
Why is the world so cruel

Burn the industry. I can worry about getting sick gains for the next 10 years then.

Give me mai waifu

>more than 6 hours a week

Is this something trolls made?

Do it for her.

1 3 5 7 9 Judgement - My taste in gaming has remained the same for the last ten years. More games that share my tastes is nothing but a positive.

2 4 6 8 0 Lovers -- My waifu will love me unconditionally. The biggest reason for falling out is lack of trust, but with that promised, along with it being my fucking waifu, I'll gladly use up the rest of my love luck for this.

Small Pizza
Pep
Bacon
Jalapeno

Breadsticks and Cinna Sticks.

Dream Trilogy. Now my shitty ideas can finally be realized

Medium Pizza
Pepperoni and Alfredo
Brownies and Dessert Pizza
gf jutsu
Green, Blue
Cheat code and Character creator
Lovers

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magic lamp
lucy's cordial

ask genie to give me shapeshifting powers and invisibility and the ability to survive without basic necessities
spend the rest of my life as a little girl with a massive cock sneaking into hospitals healing the sick

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ass too big + black

yea, needs more stomach fat to match the ass.

end piracy

"If you suck my dick I'll cure your cancer."

[Bannerlord comes out]

>ass too big

>more stomach fat

End Piracy just for the piratefags tears.

2C
3C
3B

Become a little girl
Age
Become a little girl again
Use forged tickets to get by
Use security bot for security.

Extra live + cheat code
yea
blue
Unite all devs
notebook
3A, 3B, 2B, 1D, 1B

Save point and Pause. I can use Pause as a pseudo time stop and save scum when I fuck up.

I'll just leave this here.
They are actually all gonna be in vidya, but it's slow going.

Hermit, ezpz

I was thinking Hermit too but I like to play online with others from time to time but it specifically restricts that.
Plus I ask for tips on some games and with Hermit I'm forbidden.

i would literally be unable to enjoy games as much as I do now if I chose it

Slime

One Ring and Lucy's Cordial

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>Dream Trilogy
Hell yeah nigga I have so many ideas about games
>art is up to you 100%
>mfw

one ring + notebook