Eye divine cybermancy

Eye divine cybermancy

I got the game and i wanna gain bronzoufs (co op) or solo.

Also gimme thoose memes

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and guides

I'd love to coop, but sadly I can't right now.
Here's some guides already, the memes come later

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What's your leg status Sup Forums?

Why do pathetic Culter legs snap so easily?

Broken again. Can't afford maintenance cuz I have to pay alimony for the synicle

Why can't I stop listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=GmyVTGAFEIc

I predict fast death of this thread

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C R O N

Remember

N O R C

Was there even any mention of orus beyond the logs in the library?

oh shit, cyg woke up

Damn I love this pic
self roll, 6

>mfw every time I encounter the mysterious Jian he tells me Im dreaming
>and every time I kill him

>Culter and Jian Intersection

Somebode post screencaps, especially of that user who analyzed EYE within few posts. I can't find this shit in archive.

It made me incredibly happy when I finally got the "lady killer" joke

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The (you)'s are edited, right ?

EYE2 when
NT2 when

Why are you talking to yourself?
Also, not that pic, there was other user.

Somebody needs to port this game into Source 2 and polish the selection wheel like in Crysis.

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How about I wear your face as a moron party mask?

Daily reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with Rotten Mound.

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>secreta scrotum

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Yes, Chaika

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I was just thinking about making a E.Y.E thread and I come here and see this, this user is happy

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Literally and unironically kill yourself, you jian scum.

You're not a real Grey Master until you've FULLY explored the first level

Wasted a good 20 minutes on this shit

Why did they add that to the level?

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I have EYE in my steam library and I've never played it, What should I expect going in?

Brouzoufs.

Now you're just making waves.

Ultra failed attacks.

A never ending source of memes

Bullshit! Ultra failed post.

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> Ultra failed
This triggers me so much.
I still dont understand why it displays this message.

is forced loss the next layer of irony? i like it more when it's subtle

how much strength do you need to lift a car?

why not?

Psi, not strength, and I think it's somewhere around 40 to 50.

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Think of it like this:

Your character has Jinxed perk from the start.

There's different categories of loss :
Ironic or forced, where it's pretty blatant and just adapted to a different context/comic.
Subtle, where it's hidden in something unrelated and easily overlooked, and discovering it makes you go GOD DAMNIT.
And meta, when it has nothing at all to do with loss, but the sheer strength and retardness of the meme creates a reference where there is none and makes you think "is this loss".
Subtle Loss is of course the best one.
But I digress.

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Which of you didn't notice ouroboros on Rimanahs armor?

Glad you enjoy it

But where are the bronzoufs

Go gain some you double jian

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>bronzoufs

Oh fuck

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>bronzoufs
Only a kurwa would make this mistake, am I correct?
captcha: michelet cyclists

Deepest lore

Yes i am of the kurwa tribe

no, I don't think anybody can beat Rimanah.

I'm not talking about Necrocybermany Rimanah. No, I'm not talking about Cyber level 10 Rimanah. Hell, I'm not talking about Cyber level 11 Rimanah either.
I'm not even talking about Last Cycle Rimanah with the eighth gate (which is capable of beating Mentor, Arg and Big Guy), his remaining Five Gates of Doom (which grant him the Flying Jian Block, the Five Knuckle Truffle Shuffle, and the Stepover Toehold Facefukc) capable of using Bearkillers, Excidiums and Spiculum Ovums, equipped with legs (capable of using acrobatic attacks) and a microphone because he is a master in micspamming, a perfect gimmick (that can include Doctor of Culternomics), control of both the server and the co-op partners, with SBO Agent's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his Streumaniacs guarding him and Viper's album "You All Cowards Do Not Even Smoke Crack" playing behind him AFTER he absorbed brouzouf from the cycling legend, entered Synicle Mode, cast a triangle gate on everybody and use Heat-Hawk Bomber (crooked arm croissant) so he can put his legs in a 60-90 degree angle while running into them.
I'm talking about Mentor Mode Sage of the Brouzouf Gaining Paths Argster ”Running Jian Drop" Rimanah with the Dual Damocles, Five Gates of Doom, Five Armed Looter Hooter, Zhaar's eye drop, and Brouzouf to Brouzouf Suplex, equipped with smug Culter helmet while casting the entire Gachimuchi discography as his theme song, controlling the JoJo signature pose, able to tap into the Frenchmania, wearing cardboard Gundam armor, and can perform advanced pinning methods while being an expert in Jian Removal and Micspamming all while the odds are stacked against him.

WHERES THE HOST

Is there anything special shit to do so i can host or is it simple ?

Gay Masters ain't shit, the game only really starts once you get into the Mario Kart level

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>build melee character
>reach that one area people grind in
>the enemies you grind on are A: flying, B: have an anti-melee knockback aura if you get close
>get bored

was fun until the enemy design just said fuck you to my playstyle

I just started this game and holy shit I have no fucking idea what I'm doing this is such a bad trip

Well time to re-install, back to the cycles of guilt I guess.

upgrade legs
jump to hit airship
jump to hit Deus Ex 4: Mankind Divided heads
gain zouf

Spoiler,your actions killed your mentor and yet you are not his killer.

Is there some kind of specific setting you people play it like thoose risk of rain autists?

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Just set everything to hardest and here you go.

Ghost gives the most xp and brouzouf at the cost of everything vaporizing you with a glance, like SBO.
Friendly Fire not being disabled makes it into a field day for psykers, and at lower settings you can get a quasi-battle royale going, shit's neat if you like loading screens.

>E.Y.E threads

I've set it up

EYE don't even know anymore

Password bronzouf

can you even see it?

What a coincidence

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I play it too i just don't play it with people from Sup Forums too often cause this shit constantly crashes

Can't see shit, commander

no can do

not seeing anything, only one passworded server named "EYE" and your password doesn't work

cause that's not me

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>carnophagi were furfags all along
PURGE

Shit how do i into forwarding