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Mmmmmhhhmm.....

Really makes a kid think, Sup Forums

Oh wow!

In a modern Nintendo game this would be a forced conversation, and it would be three hours long.

>Kindergarten-1st grade English education
>expected to interpret this as "jump into the picture of walking bombs"

>>Kindergarten-1st grade English education
> 1995

Dude I was like 16 already

Isnt past your bed time grandpa?

>walk into a room
>giant ass painting is the first thing you see when walking in the room as well as the only thing in there, so any functioning human being would be able to reason that the painting is somehow significant
>you know from walking through doors that walking up to things allows you to interact with them and when you walk into the painting, it ripples like water in a pool
>you figure that because nothing happens when you walk into the painting, you try jumping into it
>you are now in a level

badababadaba
letsago

>when you walk into the painting, it ripples like water in a pool

that could be scary enough for a kid to switch off the game

The painting was the only thing standing out of the room.
What else are you supposed to do.

At 6 sharp?

I don't understand anymote if this is some weird ironic irony where we pretend like none of us knew to jump into the painting, or if people on Sup Forums actually can't recognise a joke.

Poe's law in action.

Turn on yoshi and poochy wooly world.

>20 Minute long introduction even when spamming skip.

I know a guy IRL who spent two weeks jumping around the castle for two months before I went to his house and jumped into a painting

he was like 9

How were you supposed to know what a bom-omb is?

Ideally because you've played previous games. Otherwise, Bob-omb sound similar enough to "bomb" that you can probably figure out that it means those little bomb dudes.

trial and error since it's the only open room

This describes most of the posts I see on Sup Forums at this point.

>He didn't learn about bob-ombs in school.

>He didn't long jump speed skip bom-omb class

>they didn't travel to the paralel universe in which bob-ombs didn't exist
Casuals

>paralel universe
Mandela effect thread?

you're a fucking mormon
everyone knows bob-ombs are the ones that can kill pols voice

This one is easy to explain.

>This one is easy to explain.
not really since I only played up until gen 3 and pichu was not a thing

and yet I remember black tail pikachu

The manual tells you what a Bob-omb is when it talks about Bob-omb buddies and cannons.

It also shows developmentally challenged people the correct way to hold a N64 controller in the analog position.

>They didn't practice moving scuttlebug's homes using their little brother.

>no hotplug controllers

I knew n64 was shit

ps1 wins again

I want to fuck that scuttlebug.

??

delete this

I am almost positive that I had a black tipped Pikachu plush as a kid

Certain games would detect the controller port when you turned them on. So you can play Mario 64 with a controller plugged in any port, but it will only pick up that port until you reset. You can still swap controllers mid game, but if you start with port 3 you have to stay with port 3 etc.

I miss white face white tail tip pikachu the most of all

chubby pikachu is cuter than the current version

Sorry user but pickachu went to rehab for its coke addition

two weeks or months you mouthbreather

Fuck i've always read it as bomb-omb.

Being a 10 year old in those early Pokemon days before they realized Pikachu was the main character were great. Sandshrew used to get a lot of love.

legitly what i did as a kid

>Sandshrew used to get a lot of love.
>not my nigga cubone

Yeah him too. I still have a few of those Cubone bounce ball toys.

OP is a retard but seriously how would you know to "talk" to Toad when you've never had to do that in any previous Mario game?

Yeah I know rpgs exist

it's the only goddamn npc

You talked to him in every castle in Mario 1 and Mario 3.

I actually prefer this meme than the one about Sonic 3 and HOW DO I SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THE BARREL?????

except literally no-one struggled with the paintings in Mario whereas the barrel is terribly designed and makes no sense in the context of the game

>>except literally no-one struggled with the paintings in Mari
I can guarantee you someone did

Pichu was from gen 2.

I was too dumb to figure out eggs

b-but how would you know you're supposed to jump in the paintings?

Thinking about it, how the fuck did I know to do that?

How were you meant to know to enter the castle?

>How were you meant to know to enter the castle?
Peach note about a cake waiting for you inside

How were you supposed to know to use a complete A press?

>bom-omb
Sodoku
NOW

How was I supposed to know that I needed 70 stars to go up the stairs?

The door tells you

Should have been 64 Stars so you could go "Holy Shit!" when you realised the game's title was a reference.

>so you could go "Holy Shit!"
nintendrones sure are easily impressed.

...

How was I supposed to know to press A

The N64 controllers are hotplug compatible though. It just isn't good for the console, much like it isn't good for any console, hence why all the safety bullshit recommends you don't do it.

The game literally tells you

How were you supposed to know what store to buy the game from?

>pressing A at all during the game
embarrassing

how else would I get through BITFS