I'd been in comma for 2 years but finally I'm awake. Can't wait to play No man's sky collectors edition I ordered back then.
How many of you are playing? I bet it must be the best big thing here with massive endless unique universe, multiplayer, tons of stuff to do.... Man I can't wait
See you in there
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Go the fuck back to sleep.
this, real life is not worth it anymore
Wow that's not funny op. I was in a coma for 3 months from June to September. I was genuinely excited for no man's sky but I never pre-ordered it.
It's terrible being in a coma. When I woke up, I began to panic thinking many many years passed by. Truly a frightening experience. After getting back home and getting used to things again, I found out about all the games I was waiting for. No man's sky and final fantasy XV. No man's sky sucked and ff xv got delayed. So much can happen is so little time, it's scary.
>2005 is 2 years ago.
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if you were in a coma for 2 years you would be brain dead
retard
DO NOT POST THAT IMAGE EVER AGAIN
Was it like you were just asleep or didn't you have any concept of what was going on?
Guess he was in a coma for 2 years
that shit is not funny you guys
i am in a coma for 10 years now and all i can dream off is some shitty videogame board with faggots arguing about nonsense
Not funny OP. I'm in a coma right now.
Tell me your experience
WAKE UP, user
WAKE UP
Does anyone have that story of that guy that was in a coma for like a year and dreamed he lived like 10 years with a loving wife and had children with her? I think some user linked a story from reddit
even though you're most definitely lying, i'll bite. did you dream about stuff, did you have an out of body/near death experience or did you simply time hiccup?
Sadly your pre-order has either been cancelled, stolen, or returned. Since you are all alone nobody was around to get it
that voice acting is fucking awful. he sounds like he's trying be batman with a cold.
SAUCE NAO
Bowie and Prince both died within a couple of months of each other. Sorry senpai.
You DO NOT want it
I think when you're in a coma you don't even dream.
Long cat is loooooooong
Unless its gay shit or scat I want it.
dont worry yall
i got this, mods willing
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There's a creepy comic about a guy who experiences increasingly growing amounts of time every time he falls asleep.
There's also a 4400 episode where a woman and a man get trapped in a dream for decades that actually takes place in a few seconds.
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It feels like ages since we had an Ito thread.
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SAUCE
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Sounds like that episode of star trek where Picard gets sucked into the probe
WHERES THE SAUCE
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SAUCE ME BROS
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>anymore
It never was
Why is user ito-posting in threads so frequently? I swear I've seen it happen multiple times already.
I can't imagine missing such an extended period of time. I've been knocked out before but it was only for a few minutes.
im not that same guy
im just posting it because i was reminded of the story
Ito isn't even good. Just more overrated garbage from people thar don't know what horror is.
Oh ok. Godspeed, user.
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spoonfeed me please
Source please, user
Im in a coma for about 7 hours every day, some how i keep waking up and falling back into it every night doctors are baffled
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If you were in a coma for two years than you would have never heard of No Man's Sky.
what is this picture?
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Post faster user
1 page a minute
just a bit more :)
SAUCE
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>tfw to intelligent for short dreams
best junji ito story
educate these newfags
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ahhaah laff
god what a noisy bitch
can you meet me in act2 of pacman
>not having two internet lines for multi-line shitposting
step it up man
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I kind of unironically want to be in a coma until Mach 3rd.
Hai guyz. Miss me?
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And I thought I had bad luck
G-guys I am afriad to sleep now help
I'll sleep with you user if it makes you feel better ;)
Jerk off
It releases dolphins in ur noggin that make you unconscious gooder
Oh fug
>dolphins
I have zero taller ants for these
i feel like this might be malpractice
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>2015 was 2 years ago
Someone give me a quick rundown of this picture.
Sorry, I took a quick nap just now. In all honesty, it was the same as sleeping. I didn't really have any dreams, more like a that blur you get when you keep your eyes closed for a while.
I just woke up in a hospital bed to a nurse cleaning me (not poop thankfully). She told me to relax and shit and that I had been in a coma for little while. That's when I started losing my shit, my body felt so weird and sickly. Apparently I had been in a car accident. I don't even remember being in the accident or anything. It was a head on collision in the middle of the night, drunk driver swerved into oncoming traffic slightly and I took the brunt of that hit.
It took me a while to get the balls to look at the wreck, looked like someone at nearly half my vehicle. Got a few scars on my left arm and leg. A nasty one on my skull but that's from surgery.
Sorry anons, I can't recall that much. I don't remember driving that night or anything. Just randomly woke up feeling sickly in a bed with a nurse washing me.
>administering an substance extracted from another patient who literally died from said affection to another patient without their consent.
If that's not malpractice apparently nothing is.
it depends on how bad your brain is fucked up, if your brain waves are normalish then you'll still dream.
What does it mean?
Thats pretty fucking crazy user, glad youre ok
If that's the end... wow. Super creepy story.
Hey I was reading that you fuckhead mods
About a day ago I had a ridiculously elaborate dream about how I was invited to my ex's wedding, and she leaves the other guy for me. Then we dated for a couple of weeks in the dream and things were going good (in real life I hate the bitch).
Everything felt incredibly real, I could hear her voice like she was there, feel her skin and hair just how I remembered them from years ago, smell the same perfume she had on the last time I saw her, everything. I remember nearly every single detail of the dream as well, and people behaved incredibly realistic. Looking back there were some giveaways for it being not real, since the pre-wedding party was at a casino, and there was this couch we cuddled on in the casino bar, but otherwise it was surprisingly realistic. Several times I even raised my hand to my head and thought that I must be dreaming, trying to focus in order to end the dream, but it didn't work. I was semi lucid the entire time yet it was the realest dream I ever felt.
When I woke up I nearly cried, it was both exciting and depressing at the same time to go through something so incredibly real.
Guys I was in comma for 2 years too like OP, just woke up as well. Did my investment for the Wii U payoff? They're destroying Sony now right? Thanks
>what to do
dont eat the chocolates nothing good will happen
o rly?
I was in comma for 2 and a half years just woke up did PT come out?