Why do we hate this again?

Why do we hate this again?

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1. it's shit
2. ubisoft
3. it's popular

I don't though. I'm having a blast.

Overpriced garbage with P2P connection, season pass and a F2P tier currency system for unlocking shit.

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Because we are incapable of individual thought

Bizarre design choices.

>Parry is op, can be used on unblockable attacks
>Have to read a grab to break it or otherwise have autistic reaction times
>Kinsei and Raider are the only balanced characters in the game
>Shield mechanics need a complete rework
>No option to turn off stage hazards
>Dominion is a point based game mode where the points dont actually matter.

They fucked up by making this a fighting game instead of a dungeon crawler.

I thought the controls sucked, the rounds are to short, and that it got boring really fast.

>where the points don't actually matter
what do you mean like that? points are the only way to put the enemy on rupture. Recapturing the 3 places is the key to winning that mode since you don't get as many points by just killing enemies.

>we
oh fuck OFF
""""we"""" hate X because snot sipping degenerates like yourself are too much of a weak minded, limp-dicked fuckmint to formulate your own opinion without resorting to le epic "Sup Forums hates everything" meme hivemind

>Enemy can just cap a point and magically get 500 points back

This needs to be removed for me to take the game mode seriously.

100, actually. It's the only way you have for recovering from rupture in a game mode where there is always potencial to get 4 man ganked.
Anyway, I mostly play duels but I had fun in dominion as well.

I wonder if we can have a thread without plebbit knightfags spamming their shit

There shouldn't be a recovery. You lost, the enemy got to the point goal before you. That should be game over and finishing you off should be the winners reward.

>haha if you try to kill us I'll just run away and cap
>Haha if you try to guard caps we'll just stick together and be unkillable :)

>ubisoft
>no content
>poor design
>inconsistencies
>season pass and special editions
>boring
>terrible net code
>99% of cast can be female, 3 characters are permanently female

Because at this point we simply hate everything.

Honestly most of his arguments just indicate that he's really bad at the game and is mad he can't win by mashing the unblock ables for raider and kinsey.

This

Its not even a bad game.
Yes it has flaws most if not all games do though.
I doubt half the people shitting on it have even tried it.
Past that I feel like people hate it just because Ubisoft is involved.
Interesting to note that this autistic board is the only place I've seen overwhelming hate for this game.

>reasons we hate the game
>option to be a female

Ignoring the fact that that shouldn't even be an issue you do realize you can just fucking play as a male right?

Seems like matches are too short to me.

This game just came out and had no less than 4 unlockables tied exclusively to alpha and betas.
Enjoy your incomplete game everyone who didn't play since closed alpha and won every faction war as well as bought the $100 version of the game.

Gameplay is also gimmicky as fuck and rewards defense over offense. I'd be surprised if the game even lives past the 1st season.

>blah blah opinions opinions shitposting anime
Just fuck off

It's a very flawed game, but isn't bad when you have friends to have fun.
Also this game was memed to oblivion.

>implying there was an abundance of vikings, knights and Samurai that were women

It's one of the less important issues, but it still is a minor gripe.

Go back to Gaf if you honestly think women need to be better represented in vidya

Haha okay dude.

It's boring repetitive shite.
It's boring repetitive shite.
It's boring repetitive shite.

It's not about representation dumbass, I just like playing something fuggable more than something that isn't fuggable.

I figured the female "samurai" in this game were just kunoichi but I admit I haven't looked into it much. Totally right about the others though.

Look where you are blind retard

It's a $20 game you buy and play for one weekend, but because it's ubishill people didn't realize that

It's not really a bad game, but it has no longevity and isn't worth full price

>multiple facts
>2 opinions

Buyers remorse thread is the other way

Are you SERIOUSLY implying that you would fuck a fully armored man with tits?

>Ubisoft
Okay, thats acceptable
>no content
thats just shitposting, theres dueling, battles and campgain and co-op. Chivarly only had dueling and battles yet it considered content?
>Poor design
How so?
>Inconsistencies
How so?
>season pass and special editions
idiots eat it up, every AAA company does this
>boring
subjective
>Terrible net code
I agree.
>99% of cast can be female, 3 characters are permanetly female
Lawbringer, Warlord, Shuyiko, are permentatly male. Whats the different?

Kill yourself shill

Ive been here for 7 years and all this site has done is made me hate anime.
Fucking hell man, posting anime reaction images is the equivalent of posting le epic troll faces from like 2006, its just cancer.

I got it for 4 dollars off a Russian site. Pretty good game at that price. Even 20 would have been too much to spend on it.

kill yourself, braindead maggot

Are you SERIOUSLY questioning my perversions?

Holy shit, OP blown the fuck out

I have it a shot during beta, I really did even played it with 3 friends and all stopped by after a couple of hours on the first day.
Biggest problems was lock on slow, ruins the momentum of the game and limits vision. As well as being aggressive getting u killed. I got better results fighting by not using lock-in and running away then back in when they swing than actually doing the mechanics.
I'd honestly rather play chivalry

Actually, you're wrong. The games fun and you have shit taste.
Eat my ass faggot.
If you don't to discuss the game then fuck off.

I agree
Just hit reputation 1 with Orochi last night, I'm having a blast playing brawls and all of the 4v4 game modes.
Don't likesome of the new maps, I think The Shard is just unfun and the ladder play is weird and there is no tutoral to tell you how to block stuff while on ladders : ^(

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I really hope when you die, you remember that you felt a strong desire to defend mediocre Ubisoft published games on a Tibetan basket weaving forum

You could do it right now

The ladders are fucking broken. 4v4 is a fucking mess.
You play like a 1v1 duel or a 2v2 duel with friends and like the most friendly happy environment discussing your heroes and mechanics and you go to 4v4s and its a cesspoll of faggots fishing for environmental kills and 15 year olds spewing shit in the chat.
I dont remember a game so fucking varied in its community based off what game mode they decide to do besides like TF2

fuck off
i bought this game cus i aint a poor fag like u
but i want to refund it cus i cant play a fucking game without dcing fucking p2p ruined it
but everything is amazing in it the 1v1 and sometimes when u 1v3 scrubs and u beat them is something amazing in this game so fuck you i love it but they fucked it deal with it

I really hope you die, you remember that you felt a strong desire to spew your shit opinion on a mongolian pictoreal forum while spouting memes and shitposting, instead of having a normal discussion without cock in your mouth.

You could do it right now.

Sixty dollars.
That's literally it.

The game looks too good so most people Sup Forums can't even play it on low settings, which is why they shit on it.

That and the meme issues they have with uPlay.

I don't think that is going to earn you your $.05

You realize female Vikings were pretty common right?
And that there was an entire sect of female warriors (samurai) that fought alongside men?

How do I get good with valkyrie? I'm absolutely trash with her.

Same way you get good with everyone else. Spam grabs and parrys

Maybe you should start shilling, at least you would get money so you'd stop shitposting and maybe, you know, playing some fucking video games?

>enjoy a new and unique game
>"fuck off shill"

Like clockwork.

Your grammar is quite poor though.

Two out of three. It isn't that popular, it already went from #4 to #9 around this time two days ago. It will likely be out of the top ten by next week.

Ubisoft. Just as bad as EA

Sadly this
Easiest combo is Shield break - Top Heavy
Hardest but most effective combo is Shield break - Headbutt - Leg Sweep - Top Heavy - Shield charge - leg sweep- top heavy
Best bet is to parry and shield break instantly.
switch it up with light attacks to stagger and annoy your opponent.
Top heavy is your most damaging ability, but you need to stun or pray theyre bad to land it
The running heavy is also really nice for chasing or surpsing someone
If your guy is really good at stopping your shield breaks then quickly do the Dodge backwards s + hold middle mouse for that 2nd shield charge

>rock, paper, scissors is new and unique

Fuck off, Shill.

> female Vikings were common
Indeed. But not as warriors.

Check your damn voice mail and charge your phone holy shit

Confirmed for not have played the game

its another "straw man and unoriginal insult" comment

Maybe you should slit your throat, at least you would be dead so you would stop defending shitty Ubisoft products, and maybe, you know, play some fucking video games?

Kunoichi were female ninja.

Honestly, complaining about women warriors going against realism is all fine and dandy, but if you base that around realism there are far more pressing issues, like, for example, the seemingly infinite armies of identical manlet slaves, and some of the armor/weapon designs.

A woman picking up a weapon, strapping on some armor and having a go at it is within the boundaries of reality, but summoning forth precision catapult airstrikes with a wave of the hand or outfitting every single knight with plate armor made out of Chinesium certainly raises more eyebrows in the realism department.

>vikings
>honor

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shieldmaiden
Valkyrie are based off norse mythology, the maidens who would decide who would die in battle and go to Valhalla and who would survive and fight for longer.
Berserkers make senese, because woman are fucking crazy :^)
Female raiders just look silly

I just watch some streamers play it and ONE thing i noticed is whoever plays it gets mad as FUCK in like 30 minutes. Why does this game make people angry so much??

>This game just came out and had no less than 4 unlockables tied exclusively to alpha and betas.
Ehhh typical ubi-bullshit I agree but all the good stuff has be done after level capping a class.

>Enjoy your incomplete game everyone who didn't play since closed alpha and won every faction war as well as bought the $100 version of the game.
Ya more annoying ubi-bullshit but to be honest out of all the pvk/chiv/etc games this one has the most content.

>Gameplay is also gimmicky as fuck and rewards defense over offense. I'd be surprised if the game even lives past the 1st season.
This part you just gotta get good. Gotta mix up your angles/grabs (you always chain right angle attacks by default, so everyone except for assassins have a 100% chance of blocking your attacks by default) and if you're fighting an assassin you gotta feint the sidestep attacks.

It's another " I got duped into buying a garbage game and now need to stave off the buyer's remorse" comment

Ow the edge
I understand living the basement with no friends leaves a drain on your body mind and soul, maybe you should seek help? It would help both of us out here

>You realize female Vikings were pretty common right?

Not really.

Bullshit feminist propaganda.

>And that there was an entire sect of female warriors (samurai) that fought alongside men?

And it was so fucking few

>Knights or samurai
>honor

They were all just thugs in armor exploiting peasants.

>we
Also how the fuck do you feint with a M+KB.

He's not wrong. The game is all about reading your enemy's move and countering it.

Literally rock paper scissors.

Samurai are literally walking honor

And no man would dare call himself a knight if he did not hold his honor high enough for the lord to see it shine

Because
>Play game
>Die from something bullshit
>Guy spams taunt
>Rage commences

>during the second or third mission there's an observable about obsidian
Aztecs basically confirmed right?

It's like all the annoying aspects of playing a fighting game with none of the fun. It's not satisfying, not difficult, and rewards defensive play. Very unfun without friends.

Press e to cancel an attack, only works with a heavy
Check your keybinding not 100% sure

Give me thick aztec woman wielding macuahuitls

Fucking do it, ubishit

Really trying hard to justify your existence, huh?

Yeah, all those female vikings that would sail around and rape men all around europe.

>buyers remorse
Nonexistent actually. Played both betas and knew right there I wanted to buy the game, and have since enjoyed playing.

Maybe next time don't assume someone is in denial because they're enjoying something.

You can react to everything in the game, leading to an ultra defensive meta. Add to that the fact that defensive tools like parry have massive rewards and soon the "good" players will be the ones that simply do not attack themselves and wait for the opponent to do the first move.

Because the matchmaking is prioritizing connection over skill so you'll get completely outmatched a lot of the time.

>majority of Sup Forums is shilling or playing it
>"hate"

It's literally the next Overwatch.

Also nice reverse shill.

Valkyrie are fictional. There is no evidence literal or physical for large numbers of female warriors.

the game has been out for 2 days

its almost as if you have to be creative instead of just spamming attacks and hoping someone doesn't know how to parry

Nice strawman autist

You wouldn't make this comment otherwise, of course

>majority
prove it, retarded shill.

nice sources faggot

lol, okay man

Because it's Sup Forums, we don't actually like video games.

I dont think samurai had giant motherfuckers with sticks