EVEN FUCKING NINTENDO TODAY SHITS ON THE SWITCH HOLY SHIT

EVEN FUCKING NINTENDO TODAY SHITS ON THE SWITCH HOLY SHIT

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nintendotoday.com/should-i-get-a-nintendo-switch/
nintendotoday.com/why-should-i-buy-nintendo-switch/
youtube.com/watch?v=RY1gCO00iDE
archive.is/xPyAG
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

UH OH IS NINTENDO DOOMED?

>Ashley King
>Looks like a monstrous bull-dyke who likes spewing hot, controversial topics for attention
She's right tho.

Nice source.

I've literally never heard of Nintendo today. Sounds like someone's blog.

nintendotoday.com/should-i-get-a-nintendo-switch/

>nintendo enthusiast website posts nintendo clickbait to stir up drama from fanboys and rake in ad monies
It's pretty smart actually. I'll probably buy a switch but the diehard fanboys deserve to be baited like this.

literally who?

So what are the reasons?

nintendotoday.com/why-should-i-buy-nintendo-switch/

stale meme with those tabs bro

i thought its tradition to have gay porn tabs open whenever you screenshot something on your browser?

Those tabs....

the existance of this article doesnt refute the one i posted

>no "how do I take screenshots" tab
You don't even have the classics.

iam sorry its my first time...i do better next time anime girl

Everything in the article was 100% correct. So many glaring issues already makes Switch a shitty choice. WiiU 2.0

No, but it shows the cherry picking nature of your shit posting thread. 2 articles, pros and cons, and you deliberately post the con for the sake of making another anti-Nintendo shitposting thread.

i didnt even knew that there was a second article and again its not even listed as a 2 parter article hell the one you posted isnt even linked with it so fuck off you dazzling nintendrone retard

But I do like the joke bookmarks. Most people just do the tabs.

Came here to say this.

It's 'Sup Forums tab, reddit gaming tab, a single gay/furry porn tab, then the last tab is "how do I take a screenshot" tab'. Overdoing it with the porn tabs ruins it.

On topic, I've never heard of this website before now so I don't care what they have to say about literally anything.

Online is terrible.
Shitty launch library.
Expensive peripherals.
No bundled game.
HD rumble is a shitty gimmick.
Not a good value compared to PS4 or Xbone which are cheaper and bundled with a game.

oh...those were actually my real bookmarks but come on whats so bad about jojo and tentacle hentai?

Well yeah. The only place that thinks it looks great is nintendogaf. We have the biggest drones on the fucking Internet here

This. Sup Forums has become a Nintendo safe space and you all know it.

What did you expect from a blunder machine?

So nothing really worth saying. She's just following loud sonyger's bandwagon there.

1. this is one month ago
2. even me, a nintendo fan agrees with this
the nintendo switch is not really that good, it's o-k but not good

>even me, a nintendo fan
nobody talks like that, false flagging piece of shit.

N I N T E N D O O M E D

>Online is terrible.
Don't wanna make excuses but it's nintendo that's to be expected at this point.
>Shitty launch library.
Just like most, if not every console launch
>Expensive peripherals.
I don't understand and therefore don't care
>No bundled game.
I'll give them this, but i'm expecting one by Christmas or at least next year.
>HD rumble is a shitty gimmick.
Don't care
>Not a good value compared to PS4 or Xbone which are cheaper and bundled with a game.
after about a year or 2 after their initial launch.

It's a sad day when a dyke isnt wrong about something

Dont forget despite being on the market longer, PS4 and Xbone are also more powerful for the cheaper price points. This only matters because Nintendo is selling Switch as a portable CONSOLE, and this comparison cannot be removed or damage controlled.

The gay fucked up thing is, they coulda taken out anything to do with gimmicks in the console unit itself, not sold gimmick controllers, and instead sold it as a handheld and avoided all the bullshit as it woulda only been compared to the fucking 3DS and vita. Instead Nintendo fucked up yet again and tthought they were special snowflakes and think they aren't competing with Sony and microsoft despite the FACT that they are. I woulda fucking bought it day 1 if it had just been a fucking handheld. Instead they just keep fucking up.

>It's a Nintendo fan site
>Made by Nintendo fans
>Most of us are upset Nintendo fans that have been long abandoned because they sell to standardless casuals instead now
>B-BUT SONY

>someone took time out of their life to make this image

Sonyggers am i right?

>this post

I'd rather Fuck on

>no hats
What's wrong with you

>I didn't even know there was a second article
I believe you, shit posters just google whatever they can find without doing any research.

>not even listed as a 2 parter article
The magic of literal who websites and clickbait articles that, again, shit posters just love to eat up.

>HD rumble is a shitty gimmick.

These people need to remove themselves from the gene pool, fast.

folks, take a good look

there's "Nintenyearold," and then there's this guy.

Nintendrones love eating shit, what can I say?

Wannabe barneyfag who uses terms like "Nu-" and refers to S/M as SuMo.

Megaman execute!

I think if they had just said its a handheld that can connect to the tv outa the box it would have been easier to market.

>Online is terrible.
I'm assuming she means the price, because nobody knows how well it actually performs.
>Shitty launch library.
No console has had an amazing launch.
>Expensive peripherals.
The only decent point.
>No bundled game.
Most consoles don't do this, and Japan usually doesn't even for Nintendo consoles. She's literally complaining about something that was an exception to her entitled ass.
>HD rumble is a shitty gimmick.
Boo hoo. Now we're complaining about features that were reminiscent of the days when games didn't focus solely on waggle shit?
>Not a good value compared to PS4 or Xbone which are cheaper and bundled with a game.
As is the case when a console has been out for YEARS compared to something new. Holy shit what an idiot.

...

wouldnt call it a clickbait article if its true though maybe you should actually read it and see that the arguments they bring up are pretty solid but no of course not as a nintendrone your oblidged to never read anything negative about nintendo ever right?

That's what I'm sayin. If it's sold as a handheld they wouldn't of even have to had included controllers as the unit itself would be one as all handhelds are. Instead what we get is what is purposed as a underpowered console with a motion control gimmick no one but the most braindead waggletards will care about.

More like someone who is right ten times out of ten and who Sup Forums universally agrees with.
See Notice that there is absolutely no disagreement that Nintendoodoo has become one of the worst companies in the entertainment industry and that the Shitch is going to be a greater blunder than the Pii U.

>we literally know nothing about the online
>it's terrible

The last example is correct. The ps4 is decent now and worth buying over a switch at launch you retard

>deflecting to the article itself
I read it, I've read similar, I'm not disagreeing with some of their points. I'm educating dumb faggots like you who find whatever you can to shit post about on Sup Forums.

>No console has had an amazing launch.
No console has had this bad a launch line up.

this thread is fucking embarassing
why do I still come to this board

It's probably a paid marketing agency damage controlling. I guarantee if Hiro blocked india and other shitholes known for marketing we'd have a ton less damage control posts from all "sides" of hardware manufacturers.

>Sup Forums has become
its been like this for a while. even the mods are nintenbabby faggots

oh there is the word "entitled" again what is it with crazy fuck and the usage of that word you know as a customer its your right to be entitled to things right? its perfectly healthy and normal but it seems that healthy is an unknown word for the usual nintendo fanboy...have a nice day :)

She's right.

Nintendo is the McDonald's of video games these days.

>Online is terrible.
How so? Not defending it but what exactly makes it terrible
>Shitty launch library.
Yeah
>Expensive peripherals.
Yeah
>No bundled game.
Honestly it would just be some wii sports kind of thing, not much of a loss. It probably comes with those stupid activity things already on it though
>HD rumble is a shitty gimmick.
Doesn't really sound like a gimmick as much as them trying to talk up something nobody usually gives a fuck about
>Not a good value compared to PS4 or Xbone which are cheaper and bundled with a game.
>Xbone
>ever a good value

But seriously, no console is really a "good" value on launch, except maybe the PS2

>Not defending it but what exactly makes it terrible
Don't you still need to buy a shitty phone app to use voice chat/friends list/play online shit and not the actual console itself.

having to use an app for voicechat and other things she wrote it in the fucking article you twat

It's no longer free and you need a smartphone for voice chat.

This.

Would you rather stick to the McDonalds if gaming or would you rather grow up and go to the fine steakhouse that is Sony and western gaming?

t.Nintenchild

Nintenchildren need to have their threads raided. Who's with me?

>you need a smartphone for voice chat.
this is incorrect, you can use the switch for voice as well - if you couldn't, they wouldn't be releasing headsets for the bloody thing.

>Tfw don't care for or use Voice chat

see it's shitposts like this that makes me feel this way

no

>Sony

HAHAHAHAHA, a console plebeian comparing his cheap wannabe PC to a steakhouse.

Seriously, you have to buy an app? I could see overlooking the inconvenience were it free but c'mon,

>she wrote it in the fucking article you twat
You expect me to give some dyke clicks user? Pastebin or fuck off, nigger.

its nice seeing nintendo fans always being so happy about not having things

Most of these are good points, albeit points everyone already knew.

Can't really say much about the online until it comes out and I don't have any strong opinions one way or the other with the HD rumble.

"[The app] also allows players to match up with those friends directly in the game or voice chat with them via their smart device."

So which is it?.

>nintendo gaming news website
>uses a completely outdated lineup image

nice

The only thing I truly need is fun

>nintendrone

outing yourself I see

On the other end of the spectrum:

youtube.com/watch?v=RY1gCO00iDE

well even if you didnt read the article the shit with the app was already known since a few weeks you retard fucko but of course its natural for nintendo fans to blur out all negatives and only concentrate on BREATH OF THE WIIIIILD 30fps/900p right?

well first off the app isn't paid
and games like usf2 have shown that it has lobbies and stuff on the console itself, haven't seen anything else about voice chat though

archive.is/xPyAG

Like what son?

Literally everything Nintendoodoo is releasing in the future are far inferior versions of upcoming PS4 exclusives
Horizon>>>>>>>Blunder of the Child
Knack 2>>>>>>>Mario 06
Etc.

Ah, sounds like a sonyfanboy made an account.

Literal buzzwords and drivel

holy fuck that guy gets excited about the fucking logo like holy shit you can really see he was grasping for straws to list even 10 things good about it

lol
o
l

>all these butthurt nintoddlers

They're making a Knack 2? Why?

well last time i looked it was netflix then third party titles and now voicechat whats next? oh wait the internet browser but hey who needs all of that if you can play games on your 300 dollar

This.

Feels good being uncucked.

Not an argument.

>all of those things he listed are true

>STOP USING TRIGGER WORDS OH MY GOD MOOOOODDSSSS

HD rumble is great for VR, it cements the relationship between virtual and physical. It's pointless fluff when it comes to wagglan, as you'll be plainly aware that you're just holding a controller.

The nvidia carnival game thing for VR was astounding with the haptic feedback

An internet browser.

>k n a c k

I'm not making an argument. I legitimately curious why they're making a Knack 2. Last I recall the game was poorly received.

>game console doesn't have something not related to video games

Good.

>no Gay Sex with HATS ON
0/10

>There aren’t enough games at launch to be worth the price
This is the most hilarious reason to me. PS4 has been out for years and I'm still not sure if I'm ever going to buy it at this point. There's a big game coming out monthly.
>Joy-Con HD Rumble is another Wii-like gimmick
No.
>$299 is too much when competitors offer more for the same price
Xbox doesn't even have any exclusives. PS4 has God of War: My Wife's Son.
>both of these consoles are guaranteed to get most third-party games from publishers like Activision, Ubisoft, Electronic Arts, and Bethesda.
Which is on PC anyway

>mfw a bulldyke has more testosterone than an user whining anonymously on an imageboard

Games.

>nintendo already said they plan to update it with a browser and netflix and shit
>the only reason it's not there is because 3ds and wii u had piss easy browser exploits
>implying anyone uses browsers on a console in the first place

thats pretty cool but my game console can do more for less the price so iam sorry whats good about that switch thingie again? if you people can say that switch does not need all of that and the games still look like ps3 games then there must be something wrong here m8