Pick your poison

Pick your poison

Protip: You'll surely die if you choose

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I think C has the best combination of stopping power + crowd control if things get awry

And you will tee off on zombies using your weak ass golf club? D is the better option for crowd control.

Def A, lightest kit allowing me to carry more ammo and other shit

pick B, commit seppuku

>not choosing fuel
kek

B. Katana is the best option for the moment in which you run out of ammo

A is the only option that makes sense.
Shotgun + TWWOOOOO PISTOLS + Unfueled melee weapon + Crowd clearing throwable

where are we stranded in this outbreak?

this is equally important to survival

E
Fuel for cars and chainsaw.
Chainsaw to get wood and hack zombos up.
AK74 is rugged as fuck and wont break.
Mac is dumb but ill take it.

>carry more ammo

how much ammo do we even get

anyway i pick e since all the melee weapons except the bat are going to be useless against zombies and i can use the chainsaw to open doors and shit

unless the katana is a video game katana that can slice through bones without breaking and never gets dull

E obviously

your katana will dull eventually, they're not made to dismember and cut through bone.
just take the bat and crumple their skull.

>those claymore
Is this all airsoft shit?

This

A. for versatility

chainsaws are unreliable for long continuous periods of operation
if we get limited ammo sword is best option to keep

B.

I don't think flashbang would work against zombies

>your katana will dull eventually, they're not made to dismember and cut through bone.
that's exactly what they made for, as any kind of bastard sword or saber

Enjoy attracting zombies with that loud ass heavy chainsaw

pig iron can't do that shit, samurai just slice people's skin then stab their heart while they lay bleeding on the ground

memes rot your brain, son

E what kind of a stupid question is that

A, not cumbersome, unlike a LMG or a fucking chainsaw
SPAS-12 will do its work, I guess finding ammo for it won't be too hard, not too sure about how much 12 gauge you can find though
Two berreta's, always a good option
The machete is not for fucking zombies, but rather for basic survival
I guess there might be a good option for the grenade

>in a city with a shitload of zombies
D.
>in the country
B.

my gun was already going to do that retard

katanas are the meme here, bruv. it can't beat a simple bat.

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I would pick A
Seems like it would be the easiest to find ammo for and would only need one shell to blow away anything close.

D is the best city loadout.
You're gonna chew through ammo just trying to get out of there. The flashbang is a good way to distract zeds or other survivors.

B or E is significantly better once you've made it out of the urban areas. Sound control is useful, and the rifle is probably great for hunting. However, the chainsaw would be useful for cutting down trees. If the sword in B became an axe, I'd take it.

also MODS THIS ISN'T VIDYA

I'll take B, the set is pretty lightweight which is great for my physical build.

>and would only need one shell to blow away anything close.
that's not how real shotguns work

B, because supressors.

Seems to me like d is the only option worth a fek. The more ammo, the better.

B because silenced guns

E

On what category?
A katana is the superior weapon and I'm not even a weeb who teleports around.

Take D and ditch the katana.
Loud guns attract zombie hordes. Silencers will save your life.

c easily

A is the best overall option if you want to survive for more than a week.

9mm is the #1 most common cartridge, 12 gauge is #7. Option A therefore has the best overall ammo profile.

The melee weapon in A is also the best of those listed. It should be able to kill in much fewer blows than the golf club or baseball bat, while lasting much longer than the katana.
The chainsaw is the idiot's option due to longevity and sound.

Definitely E. I can use the gasoline for practical shit, like powering a generator.

>The melee weapon in A is also the best of those listed.
do you have any idea how hard it is to use?

E. Fuel that can be used for vehicles or to burn shit. A chainsaw which can be used defensively, offensively, or to cut down trees and barricade yourself, or to break into places. An UZI for tight places, An AK-47 that will never jam, never give you any issues.

I'd go with A or C

B would be perfect if not for the katana.

E has the gas canister to cover the widest area, primary and secondary are pretty decent too but the chainsaw would be shit

It's a kukri, it is literally the easiest one to use besides the baseball bat. You don't have to worry about edge alignment or switching it on.

A, most plentiful and useful ammunition and a fine melee. Spare gun is nice too, can give it to a friend. Any other answer is retarded for various reasons:
>cleaning suppressors is awful, and they wear out eventually no matter what you do, not to mention that a gun is still loud as fuck firing .308 and 9mm subsonic has no stopping power and is hard to find. lolkatana and a claymore isn't useful or versatile, you can't throw it and you have to be close enough to trigger it.
>Why would you even need a grenade launcher, and good luck finding .50 AE. A fucking golf club? A fucking Molotov? Jesus
>Where the niggerfuck are you gonna get linked .556? What's the point of the flashbang?
>While not as retarded as some of the other ones, 5.45 is by no means common and the Ingram is a meme gun. Chainsaw is impractical.

>A silenced submachinegun in one of the most broadly available calibers
B is the smartest choice

>Unironically actually picking E.

E is a fucking terrible choice. Having a good melee weapon is fucking essential, and a chainsaw is a fucking terrible choice, they're not made to be used as a weapon.

A is the only sane choice here, best melee weapon and shotgun has that lifesaving spread.

>trying to take out zombies with a golf club

even if it turns out to not be effective against zombies it would work well for chopping small trees for fuel

B>A>D>C>E

>Desert eagle for practical use

Muh sides

Give me this and a set of whetstones.

A, probably less weight and enough firepower in close encounter.

>E has gasoline for vehicles
>can also make molotovs with it
>and power your chainsaw
>has a chainsaw to cut down trees so you can wall of areas for an encampment
>papa kalash
>submaggy because why not

Literally not a contest

>melee weapon is essential

No it fucking aint. Have fun being swarmed and overrun by getting in close to the fuckers. You're gonna tire yourself out long before you make effective use of that knife.

Silencers don't last long and only reduce sound profile by about 15%. There is no point to a silencer in a zombie apocalypse, unless it's for a .22 caliber gun.

Where would you find any ammo at all unless it's some large US city?

>Having a good melee weapon is fucking essential

but it isn't

and how fast do you think yo can kill a zombie with a knife it's not like call of duty where you can vacuum lunge into a torso stab and they instantly fall to the floor

bat is the only good melee weapon because it is the least likely to break and doesn't require any skill

>this
Doesn't a chainsaw get fucked up rather quick by cutting flesh and shit, because of the gore being a sticky mess, fucking up the lubricant?

...Most anywhere in the US besides the far West and a few cities? I live in New England and fucking everyone owns a gun here.

NOOO YOU CAN'T USE A CHAINSAW AS A TOOL IT CAN ONLY BE USED AS A WEAPON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can make a spear out of literally every decent stick you find, and any house you pass is certain to have at least a baseball bat or a hatchet in it

Kit D and then use my Flashbang to stun someone with Kit A and take his shit.

A is so much better than the rest its not even funny.

Everything is simple and effective. Can also cut wood with the machete.

A, because a shotgun has good damage and can breach doors. And having 2 handguns is nice, one in each hand, keeping one as an emergency back up or giving it to another survivor. A knife and a grenade is also very handy all around

Two handguns is fucking useless, why is that even an option. I'd keep the other one holstered but I'm assuming the intention is that you're dual-wielding, which H3VR has taught me is not at all practical when you need to change magazines.

B for sure. You get decent long and short ranged weapons chambered in 2 of the most popular calibers in the US, you have supressors, and you get the best explosive. The katana is icing on the cake but definitely superior to a fragile bat or golf club.

Zombies can hear. So B.

spoken like someone that has never used a chainsaw before.
Chains dull pretty quickly, especially if you dont have bar and chain oil. Having no oil on the bar also overheats and warps it making it really hard to get through anything.

>this whole post

I don't plan on fighting a shit ton of zombies, I wanna barricade myself. Fuel can be used for generators, cars, and for starting fires. The chainsaw CAN be used as a weapon in a dire situation but if i'm resorting to melee in the apocalypse i'm doing something wrong. The chainsaw can be use to collect wood chop down wooden doors and if any bandits come near the psychological effect of a chainsaw in distance will hopefully deter them.
Plus the ak will never break unlike that clunky spas.

Because if one has a mechanical failure you can pull out the other

No but switching to your other handgun is faster than reloading in most cases

Also you might lose one somehow

A & D best teamwork, best long range + best close range.
E as third wheel so we can use his gas for vehicles, abandon the useless chainsaw.

>Chains dull pretty quickly

I've squeeze 48 hours of use out of mine. People aren't going to be cutting shit for 48 hours straight with it.

Either A or B depending of if you prefer to plan your moves and play it smart of if you'd rather prefer to be prepared for the unexpected.

Best situation is if you could find a buddy to pick the other one.

I am going to play the wild card and instead of choosing a letter I will instead choose the entire line of explosives


surely you cannot win against me?

this man gets it.

>how to spot a noguns idiot

>the entire line of explosives
All two of them?

Yes, surely that will last you more than half an hour

Are you retarded? Silencers don't work like you see in movies.

silencerco.com/silencers/hybrid/

Here is what a real-life silencer does:

MUZZLE AVERAGE
9MM: 125.7 DB
.45 ACP: 130.8 DB
5.56MM: 130.4 DB
7.62MM: 136.4 DB
.458 SOCOM: 138.3 DB
.45-70 GOV: 140.6 DB
.300 BLK: 123.7 DB

noisehelp.com/noise-level-chart.html

>120 DB -- Thunderclap, chain saw.

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I pick the chain of Melee and now you cannot use your explosives when I am in your face unless you wish to kill both of us.

>inb4 you can explosive me before I get to you
>implying the Katana melee doesn't give me access to teleportation "pssh, nothing personnel, kid"

Megumin please

Shut up nikolai. Talk about your explosion boner somewhere else

Go to bed Ahmed.

Oh lets stop piddling around
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Oh and by the way, that 9mm figure is for subsonic 9mm. I hope the 9mm cartridges you're looting out of police stations are subsonic! That way your shots will only sound like a thunderclap, not an afterburning jet.

>15%

thanks for showing everyone you don't understand how decibels work user

At least with a kukri/katana/bat I can go melee without making too much noise before I decide to go loud with my gun you fucking retard

>shotgun
>large groups of zombies

Where is my compound bow

I agree with that user, the chainsaw is too loud man

claymore is GOAT for crowd control, those things have a huge kill radius.

also it's a fucking micro Uzi, not a goddamn MAC-10.

Those eight shots are likely to do more good than 30 bullets would

I guess reloading is a concern

The SPAS can fire normal ammunition semi-automatically.