I'm just gonna emulate it

i'm just gonna emulate it

>Will you be getting a Pro controller?

If it works on PC and is a better substitute to the shitty Xbox360 controller.

He said it's not a big deal, just something that he thought felt awkward.

shut the fuck up
this is clearly the BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY. Nintendo is fucking DOOMED.

HOLY FUCK

His arm is fatter than my fucking leg

what's wrong with people? why can't they control themselves?

Try again with less words next time

Junk food is cheaper and more convenient than healthy food

BIG MEATY CLAWS

>This

I'm a cripple, so I'll just have to try the joycons and see. Regular controllers are uncomfortable by default and I'm looking forward to being able to play with my arms relaxed. I might print a custom grip for the r-joycon if the placement bothers me enough.

The last thing a controller should feel is awkward. It's the one fucking thing it's supposed to do is handle nicely.

>skipping leg day

>oh no, its like an xbox controller!

What's the problem?

Does this man have arthritis? What the fuck is wrong with him? Pivot your fucking hand a bit and hold it normally. Everyone is saying how the this is surprisingly light, so it's not like you need your palm under the thing to keep it balanced or something. FUCK

Thank God Im neither fat nor american

Why can't you just hit those top buttons with the side of your right index finger?

What is wrong with that bridge?

>mfw playing Zelda on one of these bad boys

It's not.
The R-stick placement is directly below the buttons as opposed to in the natural arch of the thumb.

1. maybe it's the gopro
2. junkfood is cheaper than a slab of meat

No it's fucking not. If you know how to shop and prepare food it can be pretty cheap. Junk food is expensive as fuck for the portions and leads to dependences. Eating clean saves you more in the longrun considering eating garbage will kill you eventually and cost you a ton in medical bills.

>Implying any amount of exercise can grow calfs to that ballon sized arm

So..
The leg on the left is a reflection or another fat guy?

I'll just stick my XBOX controller into its USB slot and hope for the best.

$2.50 bag of chips fills me up more than a package of $10 chicken thighs, rice, and vegetables

those thumbs look abnormal.Does he have fat inside his palm?

different shorts you silly goose

You're not wrong but at this point its kind of normal for handhelds to feel awkward and lead to hand cramping. I don't even remember the last time one didn't feel off to use; the original GBA maybe.

When Nintendo fans say "on the go" they are speaking ironically

No fuck off, your isssue is self inflicted by being fucking fat. I'm skinny as shit thanks to genetics and its impossible to gain weight, I'm also fucking huge. No I mean like eldritch horror style of huge. This means my hands are also crazy fun-size when compared to anything else. So when fatts mcgee over here decides that his avoidable problem is a trouble then this hacks me right off.
Try doing shit with a hand that can cover your entire face and is bony enough to see the muscles (or lack of) and bone moving under the skin.

Blunty3000 is a big guy

not getting a switch until there are a few actual new games which looks like it won't be until 2018/19

gonna get botw on wii u boi

I love the Pro controller but mine has got an issue where a couple of angles on the stick it acts as if I'm not pressing it which is annoying as hell and fucks up in smash etc. I heard that it's not that uncommon

Well yes, but I'm not talking about as a handheld. Obviously compromises are made for handhelds, but sadly the same compromises carry forward when you want to use it as a home console.

They have provided an alternative that fixes the problem, the Pro controller, but it does cost $70 more, so the real question is: do you pay the $70 for the proper home experience or do you just let it go and settle for an inconvenience?

That's all really

>what's wrong with that bridge?

Top notch luthier work by OP, obviously.

That's because you're eating a lot of them. Also, the trick is to not buy a pre-prepared package of chicken thighs, rice and veggies. A 10 pound bag of dry rice is about 5 dollars, frozen chicken fillets are cheap and have a lot of protein per serving and frozen veggies are cheap too. Then just cook it yourself, it's ez and tastes great. The difference between spending $10 on those is that you'll produce a much higher yield versus a bag of chips.

This dude is holding the Switch like the morons who complained about the PS3 controller held it. Completely fucking wrong. You're not supposed to put your palms against the side or bend your thumb like that

Being fat should be illegal

Not really. It's unfullfilling. McDonalds is expensive man. Isn't it 3.50 for a Big Mac

It's stock footage. He's not even talking about the Switch in handheld mode, he's talking about the joy-cons in the comfort grip, which there isn't even any footage of him holding.

See:

I made a thread about this a week ago , it looked awkward in blunty video

>So a big Nintendo fan (and by big, I mean fat) is making the argument that the Pro controller will more or less be mandatory if you want a comfortable experience playing Zelda BotW.
That's weird. Pretty much everyone I have spoken to that have gotten to play the Switch have said that the preferred method of playing BotW is actually with the Joycons one in each hand detached. Since it's the by far most comfortable.
Although, they've also said that the Pro Controller is basically essential for any game that relies on the D-Pad.

BotW doesn't rely on the D-Pad though.

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How else would you hold it? That seems to be the natural position for his hands in order for his thumbs to reach the analog sticks comfortably.

Kek kek kek even dronetubers are critizing the Switch

This is the end of Nintendo and Xbox hardware boys

Zelda, Mario and Halo on the ps5 in 2021

Based microsoft has the best controller after all these years

what is with you fat gamers?

why are people trying to squeeze it inside their palm like that? don't they own a 3ds? You can just have it rest on the fingers, the thumb pressure is way enough to keep it still.

get an Xbox Elite controller. It's without a doubt the best controller you can buy.

>lock on
>move with left stick
>use face buttons for sword/items/weapons
>you know, like wind waker

BOY, THAT WAS HARD!

He's not supporting it with pinky / ring finger, thus he's artificially "holding" it by pressing it on to middle of his palm, and only holding it with 3 fingers each hand.

How do people get those nubby ass fingernails? Shouldn't the length roughly equal the width?

Good call by Nintendo, if you're fat you should do sport instead of playing video games.

>just bought taco bell to try the naked chicken chalupa
>its almost $5
>steak quesarito is $6.49

cheap my ass

>$140

I mean I have a powerful pc, but come-on, justify that price.

An informative post, on Sup Forums!? Fucking amazing.
This looks really annoying on your thumb and all the muscles around there in your hand.

thats not just a nubby fingernail, user
thats a small ass thumb too

I've been saying this since the reveal. That stick placement is horrendous. And the "dpad" made of four separate action buttons is unusable. All to support this shitty mini controller gimmick, which will also lead to shittier games designed around the simpler control scheme.

This thing is a fucking blunder. Makes me regret not buying a Wii U even more.
>DURR I'LL JUST PLAY THESE GAMES ON THE NEXT SYSTEM, THEY'LL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME
Is it time to buy a used Wii U and hack it?

>small
the fuck you say about me bitch

see

switch fills the problematic zone while the xbox stick is sligtly on the left to provide some space for a free and comfortable movemant on the buttons.

>tfw tiny petite man hands
my luck is finally starting to turn around. thank you nintendo.

That thumbnail looks more like a toenail

>mfw I preordered a Switch with the clear intent to put it up on ebay when their all sold out for twice the price

>mfw some Nintendo fag will pay for it

>equal

Mine are longer

PC and emulate

>Sup Forums talking like they know ergonomics better than an industry innovator of that market

enjoy your 10 fps

using the 'Y' button now feels like using the 'start' button.

I can barely emulate Wii, despite playing new PC games just fine, which is a CPU issue. It would actually be cheaper to buy a Wii U than replace my old DDR2 mobo + CPU.

this industry thought it was a good idea to make the original 3ds entirely out of glossy plastic

The thumb does not move vertically like this unless you're moving your entire hand.

>industry innovator
>who donate to anita
>who support zoe
>who forced more muh-diversity politics into games
>who jumped on the bandwaggon of muh-nerd-video-gamers-are-dead

yeah, sure.

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They fixed their mistake for the XL, AND THEN FUCKING WENT BACK TO MOTHERFUCKING GLOSSY FUCKING PLASTIC FOR THE N3DS

When did nintendo do any of those things?

do you have a single fact to back that up?

the thumb has to get 'over' the stick! That's also the reason why the psp stick is actually flat! Same for vita.

>this would most likely exist if club nintendo didnt die

My comment got eaten.

Why are his hands so fat? I printed a model and it feels fine.

They clearly made compromises to make the dual-player joy-con gimmick work though

1 of those compromises is the lack of a D-pad. The other is the R-stick placement. Both are terrible, though the D-pad has nothing to do with ergonomics

treehouse

They know ergonomics, that's why they made the pro controller, gave it an obscene price, and made the default super uncomfortable so you'll buy it.

>n3dsxl is glossy
>n3ds isn't

I don't understand nintendo

That's a big problem. It's almost the same shit where I had this problem and was annoying as hell. I can't imagine having long gaming sessions on games that require the stick 99% of the time

You hold a handheld differently than you hold a controller

>TFW half of Sup Forums can't fucking figure out how to hold a handheld in a comfortable position but a normie like Jimmy Fallon does.

this
emulate botw
wait for 4ds

you suck nintendo.

I've heard mixed opinions of the joycon controllers, some felt it was fine whilst others found it a little uncomfortable. I personally found the wii u gamepad comfortable and usable, only marginally preferring the wii u's pro controller for game that rely on heavier use of the triggers+shoulder buttons together, I figured the switch would be a similar case but I'm yet to hold one.

Oh I get it, you're mad over anime tiddies and made up alternative facts like your hero, drumpfstein.

Fucking lol, pivot your hand the entire time you're using a controller because it's a massive piece of shit. Obvious solution, stop your thumb from hurting by cramping your wrist.

I have no fucking clue why they didn't just widen the joycons slightly. I can't imagine it would have been that big a deal to stop peoples' thumbs from exploding with regular use.

>alternative facts

>non ironic drumpf

problem-hair get out

>in the beginning he talks about how the pro controller was selling out so he just had to buy one

Fucking nintendo with their on-purpose under shipping get retards like this all the time.

>how to kill a thread

Still waiting for proof

You fucking idiot, that's not comfortable. LOOK how his middle finger is arched , you fucking imbecile. LOOK how much effort his middle finger, ring and pinky are putting for it not to fall on the ground.

It's dead console, this will kill it.

The console is not RESTING on his pinky or ring finger, he's HOLDING it with "grip" to prevent it from falling. THAT'S NOT HOW ERGONOMICS WORK

Will the tablet+joycon set up get controller grips?