It's been a year. Gonna hack it

It's been a year. Gonna hack it.

What am I in for?

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Free games.

What games should I get?

I have mk8 and w101

1. Splatoon
2. Mario 3D world
3. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
4. Wonderful 101
5. Super Mario Maker
6. Bayonetta 1 & 2
7. Mario Kart
8. Shantae: Half-Genie Hero & Risky's Revenge (multiplat)
9. Armikrog (multiplat) [also, fuck you, I like it]
10. Deus Ex Human Revolution: Director's Cut (multiplat)
11. Darksiders 1 & 2 (multiplat)
12. Oddworld: New & Tasty (multiplat)
13. Pokken Tournament
14. Sm4sh
15. New Super Luigi U
16. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (if you aren't planning on getting it on Switch)
17. Hyrule Warriors
18. Yoshi's Wooly World
19. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
20. New Super Mario Bros U
21. Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
22. Monster Hunter Tri & Frontier G
23. Game & Wario
24. Mario Party 10 (if you have friends)
25. Xenoblade

A new brick

So no games

How do you manage to get it that dirty? Did you dump your vacuum bag on top or something?

If OP gets this he'll have literally months of games to play.

I suggest starting with Bayonetta 2 because it's relatively short and really fun.

Also you forgot PIkmin 3.

>they're not games if I don't like them or never played them

Hadn't touched it in a year

Hey, if he's gonna use at least a 128gb flashdrive, why not go all out?

Also, you ARE using the Brazilian method, right, OP? Splatoon is useless any other way.

There's a lot of things in your apartment that don't get touched in a year and it doesn't get that dirty.

I play my Wii U fairly often and still seems like a dust magnet

>Often
>even layer of dust

Even if you don't play, you should at least run a cloth or paper towel over your electronics.

Dust off your shit you filthy nigger, or at least cover it

Definitely needs more than 128gb - Xenoblade is 20gb by itself and so are Bayonetta and SM4SH.

OP don't forget to format your SD card to FAT32 - you might need to download a program to do this depending on your computer.

I have a microfiber cloth to wipe the gamepad screen for mine. Also use a Clorox wipe to get rid of the gunk from my sweaty weeb palms

Free games
try some of these

Well, really, you'd want a 256 gb flashdrive just for the Wii U iso's alone. But the 128 gb is cheaper and you can just supplement it with a 64 gb.

Really, what you AT LEAST need is:

One 128gb-256gb for Wii U games
One 128gb for Wii games
One 64gb for GC
One 64gb for all other retro consoles the Wii mode can handle.

of course you can substitute another 128gb for both of the last two since you don't the drive exclusively formatted for them.

>of course you can substitute another 128gb for both of the last two since you don't the drive exclusively formatted for them.

And this is of course assuming your SD or microSD isn't at least 128gb itself

4 of those games are worth playing. And one of them is mario party.

just buy a cheap external 1tb you fucking idiots and install them through the usb method. At most you should get a 64gb SD Card just to use Nintendont

Get Two externals, one for Wii U and one for Wii.

Funny, I counted more.
>Splatoon
>3D World
>Wonderful 101
>Mario Maker
>Sm4sh
>Hyrule Warriors
>Captain Toad
>Game and Wario
>Monster Hunter
>Xenoblade

Does anyone know if I can extract downloaded games from a NAND dump rather than having to do a P2P network thing?

>only care about 12 of these
>already own most of them
Damn

>wasting a terrabyte on at the most 300 gigs of games.

>What am I in for?
Some sort of respiratory infection. Dust yo shit, nigga.

>Puts Xenoblade last, sm4sh not in top 5
Opinion discarded

It's not listed based on quality

Can Wii U boot into CFW yet or do you have to do the browser thing every time?

you can use haxchi

I have loadiine.

What are some better options?

haxchi cold boot to not mess about at all, turn wii u on and youre good to go
or haxchi using a VC DS game, use that no need for browser
or mocha with browser

brazillian tile method can play pirated games online

Honestly its best to buy a used 500GB sata HDD off of ebay and a cheap, wall powered enclosure. Won't cost more than $25-$30

>inb4 "used hdd"
usb 2.0 is so fucking slow, it'll bottleneck drives that are 15 years old and poorly handled anyway. Just buy from someone with a good feedback.

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Thanks. I heard there was some Wii U homebrew thing that was unreliable and easy to brick with, did they fix that yet?

Congrats on having autism

>implying Xenoblade X is even worth playing