Horizon Zero Dawn

All Mother has blessed us with a new Horizon thread.

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BLUNDER
OF
THE
CENTURY

more like horizon infinite yawn

>Carja's god AI is a "white" male supremacist
>Wants to preserve human culture like good architecture and song
>Is a bad guy
T-thanks Sony

NITYPOOPS ON SUICDE WATCH
ZELDA STATUS:KILLED

Horizon "Zelda Killer" Zero Dawn

yes yes yes

My predictions:

All the humans are machines.

Combat isn't as good as they hyped it to be.

There aren't many monster types.

>No Semen gauge
dropped

So far we have
-Kill (X) quests
-Collect (X) quests
-Terrible animations / Lip sync
-Cringeworthy dialogue
-Piss green filter at night (this one gets a pass because it's ok when sony does it right?)
-Motion blur EVERYWHERE
-Shooting the bow with a half assed animation, and the arrows lock onto your target, giving you the false sense of "good aim"
-Clipping everywhere, weapons clip, clothes clip, enemies clip.
-Collision detection horrible
-Quest markers cluttering the entire map, GO HERE 40000 steps
-Literally Farcry crafting to upgrade items / inventory
-Shoot the glowing part of the enemy
-AI is clunky, runs into walls. Streamer fought a "boss" while hiding and popping his head behind a box, this was on "hard" mode, and the boss even after getting multiple direct hits wasn't able to do more than 1/4 of his health

Holy fuck, is there any more shit to pile onto this? I've watched about 2 hours of this stream, and god damn this is going to be another blunder that people will mindlessly throw money at.
-1 minute 30 second load times even when "fast traveling"
-Invisible walls in city to block you from hurting yourself
-Protag doesn't shut the fuck up at all, constantly talking in the same monotone voice

Copy paste and added a few others to the list, if you have anything else to add please do.

This is th perfect neogaf game
>diverse
>grafix
>ps4 exclusive
>braindead

no wonder they like it so much

youtube.com/watch?v=nbx1flm2EUg
stream is here, should be back in 5'.
Considering how it's killing the game should be on liveleak

>My predictions
just go watch the stream, it's starting back in 10 minutes

>Protag doesn't shut the fuck up at all
This is the worst part, Nathan Drake was bad enough, is this the future of ALL Sony games?

Uhhhh.....You need to delete this right now or I'm contacting the admin...

I WILL I'LL,

After looking at all the gameplays and streams, I am certain that this game will be nothing but perfection and Sup Forums will get BTFO.

Predicting an 80-83 on metacritic. The graphics will keep the scores from dipping too low, otherwise it'll be another middling open world game.

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all correct

Combat is subjective, but there are 25 robot dinos and the humans and robots

sound about right. It's dull but it's not a buggy mess like the usual open world games. It's gonna be a "meh, zelda did it better" game. but since Zelda's not on ps4 it's still not gonna be trashed.

Damn, really? I came up with that list when the game was first shown.

HORIZON: ZERO THINGS TO DO

>Combat is subjective
the camera went awol too often to be a problem with the player. also so far, he's playing on hard but the bow is crushing everything with ease.

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-Protag doesn't shut the fuck up at all, constantly talking in the same monotone voice

Shills tried to claim this wouldn't happen, and it does. Love how hard they're getting BTFO

streamer showed the bestiary with 26, one was the game's ubisoft tower

I could've been masturbating but instead I'm watching this shitty stream of this shitty game. Thanks, Sup Forums.

>one was the game's ubisoft tower
Bravo Sony

I honestly feel sorry for the art department. Everything but the female characters looks really good, and I suspect it was a directors order to make them ugly.

Aka the same enemy but more aggressive

>muh corruption plot twist
CAN THIS GAME GET MORE GENERIC

I swear to god, the last boss will be a human in a collapsing area, and the final blow is a QTE

Aloy is for cumming inside.

>invisible walls
>in an open world game

I fucking hate this shit. It screams laziness. At least make a valid excuse as to why the player can't go in that direction.

Based Zelda showing Horizon how's its done yet again.

another one third are herbivores

Look at how Overwatch fans went apeshit over Mei's "bugged" dress making her look less fat. Western devs have their nuts in a viceclamp by feminism and its disdain for women who look decent.

it's up

>the last boss will be a human in a collapsing area
We already know this, Bast, the boy from the tutorial is the final boss

Maybe you can shoot them down, somebody tell the guy to try it and see what happens

It's popular among normies/casuals who barely play videogames. Normies love "epic quips" every 30 seconds, because it reaffirms what they're thinking when playing.

stream is back

the shitshow is back boys youtube.com/watch?v=nbx1flm2EUg

her lunge/slide animations are slapstick levels of awful

>literally picking up rocks and twigs

crafting systems were a mistake.

>this fog
did the streamer load up BoTW?

>+10 component removed

>le throw rock to distract enemy face
holy shit I hate this garbage

Who's the final boss?

>the fog is just as bad as in Zelda BoTW

dat draw distance and does pop-ins

>rolling is stealthy

>le

So many framedrops

Is this on a pro or base model?

>"machine saw me"
What,you attacked him

>stand in front of it wailing away
>"Machine saw me"

no shit bitch

wow nice, just like bam ham she fucking slides to the enemy to land the hit if she isn't close enough

>this is the combat on hard
base model
>we are not making games for our intermediate gen! It's just a bonus

I WANT A DAREDEVIL MINIGUN EDIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>variants
LOL

legit question

why does an enemy emp hurt aloy?
is she a robot or cyborg?

You only need to hold triangle to overdrive? i thought it was a minigame. Does that means that failing is impossible?

I feel the framedrops are from the stream

>everything has physics except the breasts
>MC is ugly
>dino's are ugly

Synth

The streamer is probably crying right now. He was hoping to sell so many copies of this shitpile with his stream.

being able to fail at things is so video-gamey

>Is a character named Aloy in a game full of robots actually a robot herself?

It shouldn't even count as a twist.

-Magnetic melee combat, literally press X to teleport to enemy

how come no one posted THAT video yet?

>you see those doors
>you can't open them

they are always synchronized with the most stressful moments fro the hardware

We're not that cruel

Link?

We're being overloaded with similarly bad clips. No time to focus on Brom.

Within a span of 3 minutes she talked to two asian npc ladies with the exact same face.

SHE NEVER FUCKING SHUTS UP, DOES SHE

youtu.be/nbx1flm2EUg

In on desperate echo-chamber shitposting circlejerk

HAHA BAD GAME
HAHAHA SHIT SONI
HAHAHA OMG I CANT BELAV SONYIGGERS BUYING DIS

HAHA BAD GAME OH MY GOD BOMB!

HAHAHA PS4 OWNERS BOUGHT THIS GAME? AHAHAHAHAHA GET KEKED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

the stream is good enough

Batman always did the same in the arkham games

"storyrich"

Wait, he's streaming the game 2 weeks before it comes out to PROMOTE it? I thought he was trying to ruin it by showing everyone the story/gameplay early.

Link to stream please

So, do frenzied monster in MonHun also count as new monsters as well? That's bullshit.

Please tell me that's a joke. I was kinda excited for this at first but the more I see and hear the less hyped I am, I'm at closer to disappointed right now.

HOLY FUCK

>activates sensor
>that b horror movie death scream

i might get this for laughs alone

>that manface right now

I hope someone can webm that asian guy being attacked out of nowhere

>REEEEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS GAME

>that terrible va
>robot grabs him
>AAH AAH AAH
>robot drops him
>Alloy's face
Ok I laughed at how shit it is

Thought he said in chat he paid $120 for it and that he loves the game

>that constant hand holding narration explaining exactly what do do at all times and cliff noting the story as it's happening
And this type of game is supposed to be for a mature audience? LOL.
I guess this game is truly about representation, given the fact that Aloy looks like a caveman, the only kind of person that could enjoy such braindead crap.

>that grass blocking the view when aiming for birds
it's a fucking scripted battle, how come the testers didn't notice that shit

wow 6% extra damage that was so worth going there and doing that shit

This is what happens when a company tries realism way too hard with not enough skill and/or dev time.
It really shows that they made storytelling/worldbuilding and voice acting their focus, while not even making it good, but just a big part of the game.

lol both this and botw look like shit

feels good to be playing gears right now

so, does it look fun by far?

What's so hard about this "Hard mode", she's steamrolling everything.

THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING FOG IN THIS GAME

EVEN AT NIGHT

what happened to...the....power....whoa....

>I'LL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I HURT HER!
youtube.com/watch?v=DUpPYvELLB8

He is literally DSP-tier, no wonder he enjoys it

Then why do this then? He has to know this will cost more sales than he gains by spoiling everything early.