COME PLAY, MY LORD

COME PLAY, MY LORD

Has anyone actually ever played this? What is it like?

cum play?

Shit

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The things these ads did to muh dick

user GET OFF THAT SITE RIGHT NOW

What even was this game?

The flatness of the gap between her tits looks like she fell asleep on a railing or someone pushed a ruler really hard into her chest.

clash of clans basically

Why would I want to play on a server that is only up for a few hours?

It's like someone pressed the Tab button in between her tits
Like somebody double-spaced her tits
Like her tits broke up and aren't seeing each other anymore

thats a shadow, not flatness

That's one hell of a way to advertise a game.

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were there titties beyond the adverts?

nope

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I love that it got to the point where it was just tits and a Play Now button.

I'M GONNA PLAY THIS BROWSER GAME AND FUCK THAT LADY

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lol, i at least half-expected that. from the small screenshot you see on the ads of the top-down settlement-building-looking shit I figured thered be no way to incorporate titties into that kind of gameplay, other than something akin to Kramer's Hentai Adventure

I'm disappointed that this isn't the banner.

>that one guy that spent over a million dollars of embezzled money on game of war

I will never not laugh about this.

I remember the Wartune ads when I used to play a text based mmo in 2012

>SAVE THE QUEEN
>THY SWORD SHALL NOT SLICE THY TEATS

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I remember it used Age of Empires 2 graphics for some of the buildings

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i miss Scarlett Blade, to bad company is dead, but i think there was some private server or something

To get massive pioneer advantages.

>start building a unit
>takes literally 6 hours
>finally amass an army
>send it off to a nearby castle to siege
>takes literally 3 real days for them to reach the castle

What did they mean with that?

that men think with the wrong head

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Absolutely beautiful

I didn't come here for these laughs

clash of clans but on the computer and just as shitty

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Chink spyware, obviously.

why is this not a banner

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Play DISCREETLY in your browser now!

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Is it possible to rule the world for free or will someone who spends money on this game defeat me at every turn?

I used to play this so much and then they did the big graphics update and then I stopped

A riveting tale, user.

Based

This really should've won that contest.

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>make hentai gif
>someone steals it for false ad a few weeks later

w-what does that mean

It's going to hurt.

A lot.

thats funny but im not laughing

because the wario one won the banner contest. Honestly, that one's better; evony isn't even relevant anymore in an age of adblock and the shift to mobile for these kinds of games. It is funny though

>go on a porn site
>see ads for PLAY THIS HOT SEX GAME
>it's a gif of a overwatch SFM

i wonder what it's like being a overwatch normie being exposed to overwatch SFM porn for the first time

I actually played this for like 2 weeks.

Kek