Why do all male cs:go players have retarded random females as their picture on steam

why do all male cs:go players have retarded random females as their picture on steam.

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Because they are beta orbiters.

God I want her to eat the shit out of my ass, I would love to turn around and see her gagging and struggling to take down one of my chocolate logs, and the thrill I would get afterwards as she tries in vain to get all of my stringy pubes from in between her teeth would get me harder than diamonds.

To get all the free shit.

I switched my avatar to a cute girl and every once in a while a neckbeard will send me a game before failing to strike a conversation.

No reason not to.

After the painstaking task of getting all of my pubes out of her teeth a cruel smile would come up the side of my face. I would get her ready for round two, only this time, after shes done swallowing another chunk of my pungent shit I would make sure that she wouldn't clean up easily this time, I would tie her arms and legs and force her mouth open as I shave my pubes directly into her gaping mouth. Once done I'd let her swallow a bit of it down along with my piss.

who is this goddess

my sister, back off buddy

Kay

I want to hold hands with her and get nervous thinking about the possibility of my hand getting sweaty

Cause they know what a pussy feels like
jk none of you faggots know what a pussy feels like

Steam avatar thread?

you two in London? wanna hang out?

What do you feel like? Just curious, you sound like a fucking pussy.

Her name is Chelsea Van Valkenburg.

why would you make such a shit thread

>She's a white female SJW

Damn, what a waste. I hate how SJWs keep trying to ruin video games.

Because that works better when they beg for crate keys and weapon skins

Hey user *hugs*, can I barrow a few of those items in your Steam inventory? ;)

probably cucks too

Yeah dude, I bet they're Hillary supporters too and they believe in bullshit like Climate Change.

I fucking hate betas dude.

>that guy who has a model or some gay ass car as his steam avatar

I see a lot of those faggots, some times is those overpriced "environmentally friendly" cars. Only retards get caught up in paying extra to prevent a phenomena (global warming) that doesn't even exist.

>that guy who has an anime girl as his avatar
>also known as 95% of Sup Forums

Yeah and they try to stop pollution like it's a problem. Pollution is just a byproduct of a very healthy civilization. It's natural and in some cases is beneficial for the environment.

i want trumptards to leave

scene and emo girls are still goat and i don't think i'll ever get over it

>tfw girl and sometimes use anime boy avatars

i wish i was a cute anime

>purple hair
>nose piercing
>tongue piercing
>tattoos
>goddess

>used to not like them growing up
>now that I find them extremely attractive they're gone and goth girls are basically extinct

it's not fair

Did Trump fuck your wife or what?

>that feel when no black-haired pale-skinned gf

well I'm sad now

isn't that zoe's real name?

Same. Why do they all have to be crazy?

Liking those girls means you're obviously underage

Goddammit, I know hair dyed in eccentric colors is a huge warning sign, but I can't help it. I just love pretty women with anime hair.

I wish, that man is a fucking saint.

Her hair is so perfect, it's probably a wig.
If that makes you feel any better.

she probably took like 30 pictures until she got one that made her hair look as good as it does

imagine how messy it is after sex

>this cute woman is not actually that cute

Why would this make me feel better?

>imagine how messy it is after sex

S-Stop!

I just want a cute scene gf that I eventually find a romantic enough way to propose to and spend the rest of my life with her

is that really so wrong of me

It's a third worlder thing.

Had one, not as great as you think. A lot of there appearance can be taken as red flags.