AVGN discussion

AVGN discussion

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WHAT

cuck

whats there to discuss ? cucked

DAMAGED

what the fuck is a muscle

the movie failing ruined him

64 bits

He's gonna take you back to the past
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass
He'd rather have
A big black bull
Bust a huge load right in her rear
He'd rather eat
The cum filled asshole
Of his wife and suck dick like a queer
He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
He's the angry white guilt nerd
He's the angry beta fag nerd
He's the angry cuckold nerd

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ITT: Chris Bores forces the cuck meme

AVGN used to be KINO,
he would make a good episode one after the other,
now, it's a tired old forced shit after the other, I wish he just stopped making them

You guys are still doing this? Didn't that get old like three years ago?

le cuckaroo

DIARRHEA DILDO DICK! PISSFLAP SHIT SCROTUM!

YO. It's the Nerd himself. I know you guys know about my wife's "cheating" problem and make jokes/laugh at my misfortune and I'm totally fine with that.
I even laugh at the jokes myself. But there's something you need to know. I've actually never been happier.

Watching my wife gargle an entire gallon of nigger semen for the first time was a real eye-opener for me. For one thing, I was extreeeeeemely horny. I was never more erect in my entire life, my wife was happy, I was happy, and that's all that mattered. I now can share my beautiful spouse with the world and bring satisfaction to both of us, knowing that, I, too, did my part for the world and made an African American happy.

Mike is a great friend. I always knew he was fucking April, and I felt a sense of honor and relief every time he did. I'd kill to raise a baby by my personal idol, and here it is, delivered to me right at my doorstep.

I don't mind that he's retarded. It just means I have someone with whom to play video games.

I know I'm balding but I was expecting to be a very long time ago. It doesn't bother me much. Soon I can look like a badass from one of my favorite movies.

But enough about that. That's not what I'm here for. I came here to advertise something I think you guys will REALLY enjoy.

I'm starting production of a new game show called the Angry Cuckold Gamer. For the first time ever, the Internet will be able to, in full view, watch my wife get all her holes filled live by 15 lucky black entrants while I play video games and scream fart jokes.

Upon failing video game challenges I will have to perform penalty challenges, such as standing below the 15 nigger pile on and catching every fluid that escapes from every orifice with my wide open mouth.
It's like a game show where only the host is playing, just the way I like it.

Thanks for supporting me all these years, loyal fans.

fuck those tabs baited me hard

Holy shit. James have you actually seen Mike's dick? How big is it really or is it just a meme

can somebody bring me up to speed on this? what happened?
used to watch his shit in the past (the Bible games episode still is 10/10)
what's up with the cuck shit?

hey those tabs

The Power Rangers review was pretty great.

supposedly Mike fucked his wife and has a huge dick. He posted a dick pic on twitter years ago but removed it. Shit was mad big

>showed kill la kill image when he mentioned anime in the power ranger review
/ourguy/?

WERE

If he were our guy he would have shown TTGL instead of shit la shit

eh but wasn't he married to a tranny or was that just a meme too
good for Mike I guess.

I agree

Old meme based on the black kid kissing a girl who was kind-of-but-not-really the Nerd's love interest in the movie. Naturally Sup Forums assumes this was because James's wife is getting fucked by black dicks daily.

TTGL was a beta test for Kill la kill
literally beta

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lol thanks
this cuck shit really has gotten out of hands,when will it stop? It hasn't even really reached the mainstream yet, fuck

32 BITS

>kino

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Both are fucking shit

16 BITS

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

Mike does shit like pic related all the time and deletes it
It's really obvious James has no "internet knowledge" and Mike just fucks around with his account

NOT
VIDEO
GAMES


Sup Forums needs a eceleb board

Can't blame him. If my penis was that big I would shout it all day

8 BIT

Imagine how many more great Nerd episodes we could've had if he didn't spend 4 years making that shitty movie

He uncucked himself after shitty on nu-Ghostbusters, at least a little bit.

So what does he think of Power Rangers so far?

>type Mike Matei into google
>first autocomplete result is 'Mike Matei 12 inch'

Do you prefer the ones where he focus on the game

Basically a Sup Forums meme that was transferred to AVGN. Everyone knows Anthony Burch is a cuck and admitted it on the internet with photo evidence. A few people who don't like AVGN decided to call him a cuck for having his black side-kick hook up with the fake gamer girl in his shitty film. They also made fun of his baby daughter, who was born without the use of her arm but a Shriner charity hospital did a charity surgery and fixed his daughters arm.

Basically, a few people took the Anthony Burch cuck truth and distorted it onto James Rolfe for reasons unknown. It's been this way for years.

>he actually voted for Trump

Is he /ourguy/?

Mike's dick is actually more like 9.5-10 inch. Still huge though

really?

that's nice

Thats a spicy meatball

It actually pisses me off how he got memed so hard that every dumb fucker takes these things as facts.

Real story:
Towards the end of his movie the token black guy makes out with the token female character right in front of him.
Credits have his wife's name even before his, which got memed to be interpreted as her wanting to kuk James.

Mike has a big dick. He always says he has a big dick. There's a dick pic he supposedly posted himself. It's a massive hanger.
His girlfriend isn't a girl (male), it's just another meme.
Basically 95% of things people parrot in these threads are memery. Are you surprised?

James never talks politics because he's not an idiot.

Remember to sage, report and hide e-celeb threads.

There was a post of the site where his wife wanted to add more diversity.

Yet, AVGN hasn't done it since. She never appears on his show. All of his guests were also white; even Black Nerd hasn't shown up yet. RLM did more so called "cucking" than AVGN.

I'm pretty jealous of his dick desu. odd thought that Mike has a dick 3 inches long than mine and thicker :(

>firing the only cool person on the channel

James is a great guy, but AVGN is long past the point of expiration.

meh all he did was boast about beating one hard game he practiced most of his life. And James was right to get rid of him and not get mixed up in his trump bashing

How do you know who he voted for? He makes a point to never discuss politics on his website or social media.

>those tabs
Nigger

James and Mike don't know anything about politics
Bootsy is the one who is all about posting political crap all day

neat

well. I don't follow him anymore, just watched his earlier videos
Thanks for reminding me why I'll never consider producing any public content, ya'll motherfuckers are mean.
Why do you have to smear his name when all he's done is entertain for free..

I'm guessing that's why Bootsy was let go, because they want to keep Cinemassacre politics-free.

yes

idk, he still makes good episodes once in a while.

I felt Day Dreaming Davey, Hydglide and the Bill and Ted game were his worst because they felt so forced. Those ones are fine.

clever girl

THE LENGTH OF A GNAT'S DICK

I wonder who his waifu is?

Can married guys have waifus?

Why don't you ask him on twitter? It might get a response.

the latest episode with keith was fucking awful

>video gets posted
>all comments are about Mike's dick
>Mike himself replying in the comments
>couple of hours pass
>not a single dick comment
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

One of the worst ones ever along with Toxic Crusaders.

>he finally took the toku redpill

It's about fucking time now he has literal years worth of content to review and discuss

Gotta get those upboats

Yeah, I like when James is informative. Not when he does lame falls to destroy his set. How is that even funny?

>Thanks Linkara

James has always liked old japanese monster movies, so it was about time.

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i was really hoping for nes accessories 2.0

fucking james

Still looking for sauce on the movie in that webm, please help someone who is interested in the genre out.

Toxic Crusaders isn't his fault though.

Lloyd Kaufman is just a bizarre, bizarre man.

He's doing them for fun now so he can play around with photoshop, and he completely misunderstands his own creation. "For me, the best is when the nerd isn't speaking, it's all in the facial expressions" jesus christ just shit on the game, we don't need your antics
but it doesn't help that he's run out of bad games, and also games that he rented as a kid so he has some actual feelings about. and you always know his stupid shitty made up stories and comparisons when you hear them, there's nothing natural about the show or anger anymore

His Megaman one was pretty good.

Reminder that his game collection got vandalized by a nig

possibly his wife's bull

He reviewed Inframan. Or something like that.

KABOOM

yeah I always thought he was aware of the wider toku world but it seemed his knowledge extended only to Godzilla and Gamera (and Inframan), now he's learned about Sentai Ultraman and even Kamen Rider
If he touches those I can't wait til the /m/ fags shit their diapers about the fact he's going to prefer the Showa era stuff

You bitch.

What does Sup Forums think of his new character "le frustrated backlog man"?

noooooo

>I can't wait til the /m/ fags shit their diapers about the fact he's going to prefer the Showa era stuff
same here

heisei's is garbage

At least he changes characters unlike Sup Forums's constant le ironic salt man.

youtube.com/watch?v=TV1TVcSiPOk

youtube.com/watch?v=96oyjcG7fnM

youtube.com/watch?v=jRyWBJ-mHA4&t=8s

youtube.com/watch?v=ssQeXBJ8At0

Oh man, thank you user. Seen that webm in a couple threads and just couldn't find sauce.

fag

dammit

THEY