I am drunk as fuck. Reccomend to me a good game to play under the current conditoins I am experiencing

I am drunk as fuck. Reccomend to me a good game to play under the current conditoins I am experiencing.

If i'm picke the wrong webm i'm sorry. It was suppose to be the one with the run guy at the atm.

Fucck these captions.

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Friendly reminder your parents, pets, and everyone else you know and love is going to die eventually.

The game of necking yourself.

Kung Fury the game, it's like a dollar on Steam

Tetris

fu cl clicking thsese numbers are hard.

Anyway, i'm doesn't attter because i'll be dead eventually and then it won't matter because we'
lll i'll be ead too so it doesn't matter.

wow bro, you're such a hardcore nihilist

I do destiny raids blackout drunk. People will be like "bro you shouldn't drink so much" and I tell them fuck off since I am still the best player always.

Oh. I thought I wasn't actually getting the option t repl y to you when I hit your numbers, nut I was. I was just ooking int he wrong direction.

ANyway, i'm not a nillhist. I'll blame it on the cup of whiskey and be one with it.

mAnd tjanks man. Sorry. My hafingers whent off the correct wasd once I began to reply to you as the seccond comment.

youre probably too drunk to play video games if you can't even type

Damn I will be this drunk Saturday night. What are you drinking what whiskey mixed with what?

wait a minute. You mean the 20 th enew one right? I can't find that one for PC? isnt' tha tnot out for PC?

Is that Brendan?

Nigga this is literally you

youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM

I don't know-man I don't know. The is i the baottle of I could find out in the middle of nowhere. It's the bottle says it's tullamore dew 90 percent proof. I got adnd then there's some lther thing to g o along with it.

that's a weird as kid, nan.

Wait. rfuck. I just wnat ot play Nioh, man. Can we just delet this therad and go abck tot htat Yesterday they told me they didn't have it available and that they didn't think they actually thoght it would be god so they let it not be relased enoght o keep u with the initial release, but I fioud none. So we can just go play that, right?]
Is the future DLC worht it. Thed lady at gamestop tride to sell me that, but I blew it off and todl her that i'd rather just bood stuff to come in the future. I plan on waiting for the good dlc ultimate dition.

fucking chasshews man. HOw tghe ruxk are su supose d to eat these trhins whe3n they fall out of your mouth so god damn often. Shit.

Man, what happens to people to get them to this level?

I don'r knoq, nB. i JUAR Hs A good cup of whiskey adnd then it went on . I thought it was ok bercause K was already at home and so it didn't really matter so long as I stayed sober enough to not go out my front door, but no weverything feels like a sendonc filter, now what I mean? Fucking nuts how am I suppose to keep these in my moutyshs the fucking plantgers guy is a piece of shit holy shit.

I think you are faking it. Even when I type drunk at least 70% is correct you seem calculated with your posts to have everything fucked up.

crushing reality

I guess there are two paths you can take. You either deal with it or you become that.

How sad.

Ya lmpw. O cam unde3rstand wher eyou're coming from. Sorry about the text, I can'tI have trouble find ing wasd, but it would be really easy if I couluj s just look at them shit. Anway. Yeah, that 0% number should be 0^, but i'm failing at that. I gotta try harder. I know I shouldn't be why is it lik ethis just stop fucking typing me. god damn, man.

That was remarkably impressive.

I defy anyone to insist drunken fist is without merit.

>yfw you can understand OP's drunk posts because as lnog as the frsit and lsat leterts are rhgit yuor barin gtes it aywnas

I gotta stypop reading the nioh fthread or else i'm going to get spoilers. I almost saw one. I man I started reading one, but realised it was a spoier, but I mean halfway through it and almost at the end when I realised "oh, this means somethign that you'd have to eget to the end to know and almost be in NG_ to know.

I don't tink i'm coordianterd enoguh for matrifish fihgting, but this captcha that just I answered this captha with a silverare that had fist that had a face made out of silverawre for it. I wish I had taken a scrteensnap of that with the snapshot too.

Fuck off retard

>OP in perfect English
>every post after that is gibberish

Yea sure you are "drunk"

Drinking is degenerate and drunks are repulsive (but sometimes funny). I don't partake in such an activity.

And this is wehre th ei uninitiated is become apparent. I have I was sober enough at the start to ask the quesation, but as I kept goin ON i realieed that I had th eneed to know an answer. As I got on, I had mor e of the dew of the alcohol enter my syrteam and it unfortuonately, made my typing worse. I now realize that I had to stop that manyh posts ago adnd and ma tryuing to delete them, bnut there's no option. there si no option even with 4chanX, but i'm rpetty sure that it doesn't give you the otpion but incase if it does dos it give you thoe optio?

If it doesn'
t, does you knowhow to is or is there no way. Fcik. Even onw i;'m trying to catalogue how i'm epereicneing this, but it's not going to be good when later, I know. Fuck me.

Anway, i'm getting sidetracked, from the originanl post. FDuck you. I mean, I shouldn't be fuck you after the post since you discrediting yhe validity of my drunkness is a good thing, but fuck you away. O dobio Sorry couldn't find wasd wasn't on wasd fuck you anway, man. Fucking mean hore high ass horse high horse shit.

Os tyjos amptje rtjom gpd da,m gpd gd ho god damn I can't find wasd if i' not trial and erroring it. Anway. I I forgot why I was typing. Give me a minute to figure it aout.
right. I tapperas that I only fuck up memory when I try to type fast. So what iwa st rying to say when I first stared was that I can't eiufgure otu that i' figured out why i can catalgoue this stuff. I mean write down for research purposes and stu/.

anway, the st what I sa what I rwote down says that I shuld ai'm djust riwriting this down so that I can remember. I fucking know I had a purpsoe to tall this writing later,i mean earler, but I can't wr-remember. fuck mee man . ok. maye typing fast causes this problem. god damn/ I gotta get my XCom2 dudes out alive and everytthin g man. How am I gonna do this? fuck.

I'M WO44Y, man i'm sorry for caps. I emant to buy storm futry , but then I got drI couldn't but now I remembe.r I 'am buykn g it right now.

Wait, i'm tryin gto play, but this is just a it keeps playin gby itself like a movideo. Am is it soupposed to p be like this?

oh i'm sorry. I tryed to aplo I tried to get up, bet I rried I thought I was o, but then I drjumped up and then I wasn't o as ok as I thought I was.

OP is a faggot. I can get blind drunk and still type like a fucking champ. I just get into really weird rants and my friends think I'm mentally unhinged

Yeah man, alcohol is the worst.
Why can't they just use some natural, herbal relaxation instead of this chemical crap?

Yeah well screw yo big heero type. I'm these fucking cashews won't stay together when I rery to eat them. I'm going to go fig i'm I got to go piss and the i'nll ctyr to help you man. I'm sorry I couldn't do it right now, but i promise you can do it, man. nobody believes in me you more than I do man.

It's person vs. ape thing.

Person will type with capitals, punctuation and proper spacing regardless of website or mental status (baring actual, serious problems like a stroke).
Ape will mash the keyboard and seek excuses such as
>lmao i'm drunk
>its le internets i dont have to type like a non-retard

is your name chris?

OP i know you're struggling to type but i just hope you know i got a good laugh out of this thread

Thanks man, I guess. I've just got to keep going an dholy shit I think i'm right topper enough to post this. Ok.

Spacing. I'ge yeah. There's that guy tlaking about monkey sand fuck him but , but i' I just want to everyone will froget about this tiny uneventful event within a few da hours and then all will be as it was and as it should be, Irt qill bw foos. Evertyhing wil be fine.

I think i'm my mob body is beginning to fileter tall this shit now so I should be good soon. I think the reason Storm fury was so shit is becasue I actualdentally purchased the moveie version which doesnt't make total sense to me b ecause w why woul dyou have a move vieresion if you already had I mean alreadyh had a video game version, right? But anyway. I'm goping to play nIOh now, so have a good one. I love ouuyou, man.

dude alcohol lmao

>tfw like being drunk but absolutely revolted by the taste of alcohol

>Love being drunk but gotta lose weight
FUCK

>its a drink vodka with fresca or some other sugar and fat free alternative episode

JUST

I swear vodka doesnt do it for me. Might be interfering with my antidepressants, but after a few shots I just feel nothing. Just warm and kinda bloated. Beer doesnt do that though.

drink wine. will hit you fast won't gain you much

This is quite entertaining.

Cynical
Cynical maaaaan

Why not just straight vodka? Mixing things with vodka is disgusting.

damn dude eji af

Drinking liquor straight ends up burning my throat too much in excess

manlets when will they learn

I quit drinking 3 weeks ago, was drinking about 1.75 liters a week with beer on the side. Wake up call was my resting heart rate, which you should take right now if you're a heavy drinker. I feel better but have to drink a lot of water and some coffee to keep the cravings down right now.

Man, Brendan Fraser looks like shit nowadays.

Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi is your game my man. Better if you have a friend.

Doom

Dota 2 of course.

>was drinking about 1.75 liters a week with beer on the side

elaborate

Do you mean 1.75 liters of straight liquor with some beer on the side?

Yeah

for someone, who is drunk as fuck, you can still write very well
either way, what about Dark Souls?

This guy's either faking being drunk or is so catastrophically hammered that he should puke, then chug a glass of water, and finally go to bed.

Anyway, best drunk game is Call of Duty Zombies, but it becomes unplayable if you're too hammered. Open world RPGs are good too because they allow you to wander.

>Doom

Seconding this.

metro 2033

>Mixing things with vodka is disgusting.
worst post in the thread

just drink a liqueur, those things usually taste awesome

Please stop posting and let this fade away. I fell asleep and I wake up to these (you)s. I don't think I posted anywhere else, so at least I contained it to one thread, but now I own a "Kung Fury" movie and have one level and a half of Nioh beaten.

I can't bear the taste of ethanol itself, no matter how masked.
Plus the viscous texture.

Makes me gag just from the smell.