Be doc

>be doc
>meant to pull out stim pistol and heal teamate
>pull out nitro cell and blow the fucking place up

Best doctor

I fucking love this game
I fucking hate ubisoft

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alright

But you don't play this game because doc doesn't have nitro

I ran out of actual funny stories so i decided to go with a retarded one.
I spent a week saving up for mira. The shotgun the new squad gets have insane range

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What's it like being such a loser that you have to make up a cool story about a thing you did in a video game to have something at all eventful enough to make a post on Sup Forums?

An attempt at making a thread in general about Siege you bitter user.

I didnt feel like downloading a pic of another operator just to tell a real tale

Maybe don't be a lazy fuck next time

You could've easily said that you just kill people instead and are the most aggressive player on the team, or that you torture your enemies by reviving them only to kill them permanently

>be doc
>meant to pull out stim pistol and rev downed teammate for that sweet 75hp
>pull out actual pistol and shoot them in the face
>spend like 10 seconds in shock standing still contemplating my mistake

and unlike your story OP mine actually happened twice

>reviving enemies only to kill them permanently
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Mercy killing

Or I tend to find the irony in how doc somehow ends up being the last alive despite being there to save lives

The peaker's advantage is a bit too fucking crazy in this game.

I don't want the game to be a huge campfest, but when the best strategy is to play rapid peak-a-boo on corners there's a problem

>be fuze
>kill all defenders
>including the hostage

That's why you drone and pre-fire.

I just bought this game

I don't have any friends

How do I git gud

I drone a lot, one of the first things I learned in the game when I played it on release, as for pre-firing I haven't tried it but i'm not fond of it being a go-to strategy.

>jump off a rooftop in the slums of Brazil
>land next to afk friend
>he shoots me in the head after waiting for what felt like an eternity
Life is great.

It's either pre-fire or use charges to blow holes in floors/roofs and shoot through the metal bars.

I also hate that shit, I wish there was more support for disorienting effects over explosions. I want to flash and clear rooms but stun grenades just feel so bad. Also Jager is hugely popular.

Stick to simple operators like rook and jager who can be summed up as dropping their stuff then killing people. Complete all the situations as they are also good characters for new players and nets you a lot of credits to buy operators with. Buy acog scope for easier headshots. Pay attention to how you died and try to copy it.

>tfw you are good at videogames
>tfw you absolutely cannot for the life of you git gud at this game
>tfw you still enjoy it anyways
This shit is good
Fuck For Honor

Learn the maps and the popular places where people camp. Try to think outside the box in regards to offensive routes and defensive positions.

As nice as new ops and maps are, they need to use the midseason reinforcement to fix/update old maps.
Spawn camping at areas where you literally are shot at spawn, before moving at all. Even just moving the spawn itself or adding a bit more cover would help. Then you have shit bomb sites which should be addressed.

A majority of the game is knowing the maps inside and out

Once you get that down it gets a lot easier to do well

I know they did this before to maps shortly after release, I don't know why they're so hesitant to protect the attackers from getting peeked from runouts.

They're even designing the new maps with plenty of cover on approach, so clearly they recognize that it's still an issue.